Deathbringer's Ultimate Guide...

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#1 wingsoffire 31st October Have you ever wanted to learn the pristine art of body guarding? Wanna learn how... Mais

Welcome!
Step 1: Find A Queen
Step 2: Impress
Step 3: Learn To Stalk
Step 4: Save Her/Betray Your Boss
Step 5: No Other Bodyguards Are Welcome
Step 6: Learn How to Flirt
Step 7: Befriend Her Friends
Step 8: She Can NOT Take Care of Herself
Step 9: Have No Fear
Step 10: Learn To Deal With Hate
Step 11: Stop All Assassination Plots
Step 12: Pink is a Good Colour
Step 13: Don't Be Braindead
Step 14: Become A Meme
Step 15: The Ladies Love Music
Step 16: The Way to Her Heart....
Step 17: Make Her Jealous
Step 18: hAlLoWeEn
Step 19: Be Thankful
Step 20: How To Look Professional
Step 22: Set Some Goals
Step 23: Don't Let Her Out of Your Sight
Step 24: Keep Your Relationship Strictly Professional
Step 25: Weapons
Step 26: Pinning A Dragon To The Floor
Step 27: Quarantine Gifts

Step 21: Gifts

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De MaddiTheMagic

Merry Christler.

So, basically.... this has nothing to do with being a bodyguard but it's Christmas so I can do whatever I want. Tis the season to give gifts so I thought I'd share with you all what I'm giving my friends this year.

Clay - You're probably thinking that I'm just going to wrap up some watermelon and a cow for Clay.... and you're totally correct. Merry Christmas Clay.

Tsunami - I got Tsunami an inflatable flamingo... because a year ago everyone had one and I thought she should jump on the trend.

Starflight - I bought Starflight one of the most popular and famous New York Times best selling books.... Deathbringer's Ultimate Guide To Being a Bodyguard. Have fun reading Starflight.

Sunny - For Sunny, I got some nail/claw polish. Someone said that's what girls like so...

Moon - I decided to buy Moon the complete Twilight series because.... yeah.

Winter - Hehe this was easy. I knew the perfect present for the Ice Queen himself would be an Elsa barbie doll and a Frozen 2 poster. I also got him an Olaf costume for Bandit to wear.

Qibli - A Justin Beiber calendar. That's it.

Kinkajou - I got Kinkajou something as colourful and bright as her; the James Charles x Morphe palette. 

Peril - For our favourite fiery friend, I got the limited edition Hot Wheels Garage. Merry Christmas Peril.

Ex-Queen Scarlet - I got Scarlet a shirt that says 'You Make Me Melt' and a matching cap that says "OK BOOMER"

Turtle - I got Turtle a Sea World souvenir shirt and a copy of Finding Nemo. 

And finally...

Glory - I mean, I could just wrap myself up and give myself to Glory.... but that would be a bit narcissistic. So instead, I've had a portrait of myself painted that I shall give to Glory. I'll frame it in gold and make sure she hangs it above her throne.

Let's all take a moment to appreciate this incredible piece of art work by Moon_Sea_Mist_Sky1! It really captures my professionalism.

Anyway, that's it. 

1 Vote = 1 Elsa doll for Winter

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