CHAPTER 6
"Okay, we're going to get our hair changed to fit in more but before we go, you need a crash course on how to be a villain," Mal explains as Bree nods in agreement. "This isn't a parade. It's the Isle. Keep your hands in your pockets unless you're stealing. You either slouch or strut. And never, ever smile."
"Okay, thank y...," Bree starts.
"No! No "thank you's," and drop the "please," too," Mal tells her. "Just...chill."
"Let me tell you something you can really trust
Everybody's got a wicked side
I know you think that you could never be like me
Watch and learn so you can get it right," Mal starts singing.
"You need to drag your feet
You need to nod your head
You need to lean back
Slip through the cracks
You need to not care," Mal sings as she dances causing Bree to stare.
"Uh, you need to not stare," Mal sings as she turns Bree's face.
"You need a whole lotta help," Mal sings as she walks around Bree before taking her wallet.
"You need to not be yourself," Mal sings as she holds up the wallet. Bree quickly grabs her wallet back with a glare. "You wanna be cool
Let me show you how
Need to break the rules
I can show you how
And once you catch this feeling."
"Yeah, once you catch this feeling
You'll be chillin', chillin'
Oh
Chillin' like a villain
Chillin'
Chillin' like a villain
Chillin'
Chillin' like a villain
Hey!
Chillin' like
Chillin' like
Hey!
A villain" Mal sings and dances as Bree starts to dance with her. "You draw attention when you act like that
Let me teach you how to disappear
You look like you would lose a fight to an alley cat
You gotta be wrong to get it right 'round here" Mal sings as she stands on a fence. "You need to watch your back
You need to creep around
You need to slide real smooth
Don't make a sound
And if you want it, take it
And you can't take it, break it
If you care about your health," Mal sings as Bree climbs onto the fence and dances with her.
"Seriously, you need to not be yourself," Mal sings as she gets off of the fence. "You wanna be cool
Let me show you how
Need to break the rules
I can show you how
And once you catch this feeling." They sit on the fence before Bree follows along. They hop off of the fence.
"Yeah, once you catch this feeling
You'll be chillin', chillin'
Oh
Chillin' like a villain
Chillin'
Chillin' like a villain
Chillin'
Chillin' like" Mal sings as Bree dances along with her as Mal looks at her impressed.
"I really wanna be bad a lot
And I've giving it my best shot
But it's hard being what I'm not," Bree sings as she walks behind Mal before wrapping her arm around her.
"Well, if you don't you're gonna get us caught," Mal sings. "we gotta stay low-key
Now show me how bad you can be"
"Like this?" Bree asks as she pulls out a pair sunglasses and puts them on.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah" Mal sings.
"Like this?" Bree asks again as she pulls out Mal's wallet and phone. Mal quickly snatches the items back.
"Oh, yeah, I think I got this.
Let's go, I'm ready to rock this.
And I ain't gonna thank you for your help
I think I found the worst in myself" Bree sings causing Mal to smirk before they wrap their arms around each other and start walking.
"You wanna be cool
Let me show you how
Need to break the rules
I can show you how
And once you catch this feeling," Mal sings as they dance.
"Yeah, once you catch this feeling
You'll be chillin', chillin'
Oh
Chillin' like a villain
Chillin'
Chillin' like a villain
Chillin'
Chillin' like a villain
Chillin'
Chillin' like a villain
Chillin'
Hey!
Chillin' like a villain" Mal and Bree sing and dance before stopping outside of a shop with a laugh.