December 25, 2019
"AND THIS CHRISTMAS WILL BE, A VERY SPECIAL CHRISTMAS FOR MEEEEE" i scream. "SHUT UP" vonnie yells into the pillow. "Baby get up" i whine shakin him. "BRUH THE THE FUCK. I'm tired bruh" he says.
I move away from him and pout. 10 seconds later he gets up. "Bae im sorry" he says gettin up. "No. You yelled at the" i say as a tear falls. "Mamas im sorry" he says gettin up. He walks up to me and hugs me. "Bae move so i can give yo ya first presents" i groan in his chest.
He let's me go and i run to the closet and get his first two presents.
"Dsmn baby. We finna be higha than a muthafucka" he says cheesein. "Thank you so much baby" he says kissin me. "And you only bought these so you can wear em" he says.
"Sure did baby. Now go brush them teeth" i say. He scoffs and walks to the bathroom. I run to the closet and get dressed.
"BAE HURRY UP" i yell. "WHO THE FUCK YOU YELLIN AT" he yells. Imma just save myself some have punishment (head)
"Im yellin at the birds" i slightly yell. "You betta be" he says walkin out.
"Nigga you always tryna match my fly" i say. This nigga is 95% dark sexiness and 5% Jesus
"You wish" he says. "Baby you ready fa your first gift" he asks. "Yes yes yes yes yes" i say. "Okay close ya eyes" he says.
The last time he told me that it went bad. And i dont wanna pay fa a new bed post.
"No bae" i say. "Yazzy i promise you, it ain't nothin bad" he say. I groan and close my eyes.
15 seconds later. "Bae can I open my eyes now" i whine.
"Open" he says. I open them and see the uggs that i wanted.
I just on him. "Thank you" I squeal jumpin on him. "You welcome mamas" he says.
"What's the move for today" i ask. "We posed ta go to the 'family dinner' " he says. "Nope. I'll just stay home" i say sittin on the bed. "Nah baby. You goin" he says.
"Bae. I can control my body now. And if the three little pigs there, im goin ta jail" i say referrin to Shanice, Layla, and LaKeshia.
"Yazzy chill. Nothin gon happen" he says. "And ion even think jail is open on Christmas" he says.
My baby can be so...Kim Kardashian sometime. But that's my muthafuckin baby.
Time skip to Christmas dinner.
⚠️We finna be slangin bitches in a minute⚠️
"Momma why does everything gotta be at our house" Kaleyah asks. We've just got news that the bald head scallywag family is comin to our house.
"Because i want to show them that we can be CIVILIZED" she says. Trevon, Ace, and JayJay laugh.
Mom throws a pillow at them. "I'm serious" she says. "Damn. Ight" JayJay says.
We all start Oooing. "This man gotta death wish" Ace says movin away from him. "Repeat" mom says walkin closer.
"No hablo ingles" he says. "This nigga dumb" vonnie says laughin.
The doorbell rings. "You so damn lucky boy" mom says. "Yeah. Cuz i wouldn't have saved yo ass" daddy says. "Pops" JayJay says. "Nope" he says.
Momma opens the door and the smell of cheap perfume floats in the air. "Why the fuck it smell lika funeral home now" JayJay says. "I'm sayin. Smell lika fuckin used casket" Kaleyah says.
The three stooges walk in to the area we're in. "Oh. You're here" Shanice says lookin at me. "Bitch are you fuckin dumb--" i was cut off my vonnie puttin his hand over my mouth.
"We not doin this taday" he says in my ear. I roll my eyes and nod. "Got ha ass in check" Kaleyah says. "Shut up" i groan. "So are yall just finna stand there or go wit everyone else" Ace says.
"We're gonna stay in here" LaKeshia says. "I dont think that was even an option" vonnie says quietly. I laughs. "What's funny" Layla asks.
"Yo lace. Next." i say. They scoff and sit down.
45 minutes later
"Mamas can we go smoke my christmas presents" vonnie asks. "No" i say. He throws a 5 second tantrum. "Why" he says. "Cuz when you high, you get...touchy. And we can't have that" i say.
"Well that dont matter baby" he says kissin my neck. "Bae stop" i say scootin away. He moves away and pouts. "Fine Trevon. In 25 minutes" i say.
He smiles showin his braces. Oooohhhhhh this nigga is so sexy😫🤤
"Her big ass is strangling him" i hear Layla ATTEMPT to whisper. "I'm two seconds of yo ass bitch" i tell her. "You not gon do shit" she says. "Bae. Chill" vonnie tells me.
"No. Dont say nothing. She not bout it" she says. "She is" my REAL family says.
I get up and toss my phone on the couch. "Bitch wus up" i says. "Bitch sitcho big ass down" she says. "THATS ALL YOU CAN FUCKIN SAY HOE. BITCH I GOTTA ALOT OF SHIT ON YOU BITCH SO I SUGGEST YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP" i yell.
"Ugh. Bitch shutcho dark ass up" Shanice turtle lookin ass says.
I take my Ugg sandle off and throw it right at her face.
"Now what bitch" i say steppin closer. Vonnie snatches me up and starts to take me up the stairs.
"THIS BITCH IS JUST JEALOUS THAT I CAN HAVE KIDS AND SHE CANT. SHE'S JEALOUS THAT I WILLINGLY LOST MY VIRGINITY. SHALL I CONTINUE" Shanice yells.
My body starts to get hot. "Ooohhh bae let me go" i say tryna get outta his hold. "Let her go" Shanice yells. "I suggest you shut the fuck up" vonnie says. "No. LET HER BLACK ASS GO" she yells back.
"Bae jus let me go" i say fighting him. "No baby" he says. "Haha bitch you're mad" Shanice and the girls say.
"Now bitch I'm finna punch you in the neck" Kaleyah says. "What she's just jealous" LaKeshia says.
"What the hell is goin on" uncle marcus says. "She said i was jealous because i cant have kids. BITCH YOU KNOW WHAT TYE FUCK HAPPENED AND THAT SHIT AINT COOL" i yell.
"I dont give a fuck PRECIOUS" Shanice yells. "Let her go Trevon" daddy says. "You sure" he asks. "Yep" mommy says.
He let's me go and the girls instantly shut up. "Wassup now hoe" i say to Shanice. "Bitch shut up" Layla says. Kaleyah punches her in the eide of the head and Layla blacks out.
"Damn" everyone says. "THATS MY BABY" Ace says. "Now c'mon baby. We dont need another case" Ace says movin her away from the situation.
I put my hair up. "Talk yo big boy shit now" i say walkin closer. "Shut up bitch" she says. "Call me anotha one and imma slide yo ass" i say. "Bitch" she says smirkin.
(Red jacket Yazmyn. Just imagine them in a house)
"Somebody get her off of my daughter" I hear. "Nah dont. She know when ta stop" daddy says.
I pull back of her. "Here's yo 99 cent lace hoe" i say kickin her in the head and throwin it down.
"Im goin to my room" i say grabbin my shoe.
"Merry Christmas bitch" i say.
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