𝗛𝗶𝗱𝗮𝗻 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁
𝗛𝗶𝗱𝗮𝗻 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗱 𝗞𝗮𝗸𝘂𝘇𝘂'𝘀 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗺𝗲r
Hidan 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗱 𝗗𝗲𝗶𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗮'𝘀 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗯𝗶𝗲𝗦𝗹𝘂𝘁
𝗛𝗶𝗱𝗮𝗻 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗱 𝗦𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗶'𝘀 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗦𝗲𝘅𝗗𝗼𝗹𝗹
𝗛𝗶𝗱𝗮𝗻 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗱 𝗜𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗶'𝘀 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗧𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱
𝗛𝗶𝗱𝗮𝗻 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗱 𝗞𝗶𝘀𝗮𝗺𝗲'𝘀 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗟𝗼𝗼𝗸𝘀𝗟𝗶𝗸𝗲𝗔𝗕𝗿𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗲
𝗛𝗶𝗱𝗮𝗻 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗱 𝗧𝗼𝗯𝗶'𝘀 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗟𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗼𝗽
𝗛𝗶𝗱𝗮𝗻 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗱 𝗭𝗲𝘁𝘀𝘂'𝘀 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗛𝗮𝗹𝗳𝗡𝗛𝗮𝗹𝗳𝗕𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗱
𝗛𝗶𝗱𝗮𝗻 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗱 𝗞𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗻'𝘀 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲𝗦𝗸𝗮𝗻𝗸
𝗛𝗶𝗱𝗮𝗻 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗱 𝗣𝗲𝗶𝗻'𝘀 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱
𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱, 𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲𝗦𝗸𝗮𝗻𝗸, 𝗛𝗮𝗹𝗳𝗡𝗛𝗮𝗹𝗳𝗕𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗱, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝟲 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁
Hidan: I figured out how to change names fuckers
HalfNHalfBastard: Ok what the fuck
𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗱 𝗛𝗶𝗱𝗮𝗻'𝘀 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗔𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴
𝗔𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗠𝗮𝗻𝗪𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗲
ManWhore: That's better
Boomer: You shouldn't be proud of that
ManWhore: Ok Boomer
BarbieSlut: ILL BLOW YOUR ASS UP HIDAN!
ManWhore: K i n k y
BarbieSlut: >:(
SexDoll: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Tired: Hidan you know Kisame is insecure about his skin. He's having a meltdown on my beanbag chair and the tears are gonna get on my books. Apologize now
ManWhore: What kind of books?
Tired: They were written by one of the legendary Sannin, actually
Lollipop: Ooo! I think I saw those in Itachi's room
Tired: TOBI NO DONT TELL THEM
ManWhore: Dont think I don't know that Icha Icha is written by Jiraiya
SexDoll: UwU Itachi weads pworn and gwets the eyebweeds
BarbieSlut: Danna I stg if you ever text like that again
SexDoll: Mwake me, bwaka OwO
BarbieSlut: I know where you keep your Icha Icha, baka
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SexDoll: Shwit
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Tired has changed LooksLikeABruise's name to BabyShark
BabyShark: This is Fine
Tired: Ok babe
HalfnHalfBastard: Ew keep the couple shit outta the gc
HalfnHalfBastard: It's fine actually! It's honestly quite cute
HalfnHalfBastard: No it's really not
ManWhore: Can you not fucking fight with yourself in the group chat?
Boomer: Ooo is Hidan being useful for once? Lemme get my camera!
ManWhore: You know you want a camera of this, Kaku
Boomer: And So what if I do?
ManWhore: You know what to do ;)
BlueSkank: 1), I can feel the sexual tension from Pein's office. 2) Can I have a different name?
BarbieSlut has entered the chat
BarbieSlut: I was actually just about to ask about that because I was getting a sandwich from the kitchen and all of a sudden a wave of horny men started emanating from the hallway and I was honestly disturbed.
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SexDoll: Get your headphones out again, I wouldn't plan on sleeping tonight without them
Lollipop: What do you mean Uwu?
BabyShark: I wouldn't worry yourself about it Tobi
Tired: Hey, Tobi, Deidara, And Sasori
BarbieSlut: Yo
Lollipop: Hiiii!!!
SexDoll: What's up
Tired: Have you heard of the musical Heathers?
BabyShark: Itachi not This again
Tired: What if you three were the Heathers
SexDoll: That is such a stupid idea
Lollipop: I've heard the Heathers say some not so nice words...
SexDoll: Itachi this might be your worst idea yet
Lollipop: I don't want to cuss... good boys don't use bad words
SexDoll: Really, Weasel face? This is such a dumb idea
BarbieSlut: I CALL DIBS ON MACNAMARA
Baby Shark: ...
HalfnHalfBastard: ...
Cancelled: ...
BlueSkank: ...
Lollipop: ...
Tired: ...
Tired: Aight then
SexDoll: Brat, wtf?!
BarbieSlut: I may or may not have memorized the entire soundtrack
SexDoll: You disappointment.
BarbieSlut: Lmao I already know. Why else do you think I was raised by the Tsuchikage and not my parents?
BabyShark: That's kinda sad actually
Lollipop: Poor Deidara-Sempai! He needs a hug!
BarbieSlut: BITCH BETTER BACK THE FUCK UP FO YOU GET SMACKED THE FUCK UP
Lollipop: Sempaiiiii~!
SexDoll: Sounds like a lemon
(A/N if you don't know what a lemon is please return to the oven you innocent cinnamon roll how have you lasted this long on wattpad?)
Lollipop: Oh like a lemon sucker?
SexDoll: I suppose it could involve sucking, yeah
BlueSkank: Sasori no
SexDoll: Sasori yes
BarbieSlut: Chill Danna
SexDoll: No
Tired: You are 35 Sasori
SexDoll: Don't be so mean daddy
Tired: Daddy is outdated. Call me Hokage
BarbieSlut: Hoekage*
Tired: Fucker
BlueSkank: Be more polite to the other members
Lollipop: No u
SexDoll: Hold on dID TOBI JUST SAY NO U?!?!
BarbieSlut: I have taught you well
Lollipop: Sempaiiii~!
SexDoll: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Tired: I'm watching you, Scorpion
SexDoll: Watch me h o k a g e
Tired: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
BabyShark: Babe I'm right here
SexDoll: Mr. Steal yo mans
BarbieSlut: G o t t a c a t c h e m a l l
BabyShark: OH GOD KAKUHIDA HAS STARTED PUT ON THE SOUNDPROOF HEADPHONES
BabyShark: I REPEAT, PUT ON THE SOUNDPROOF HEADPHONES
SexDoll: What do you mean? It's not that bad yet
SexDoll: Wait sHIT THOSE WERE THE PRE-MOANS
BarbieSlut: TAKE COVER!
Tired: EVERY MAN OR WOMAN FOR THEMSELVES!
BlueSkank: THIS IS WHY WE NEED SOUNDPROOF WALLS PEIN
Cancelled: ILL HAVE TO MAKE ROOM IN THE BUDGET
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