Akatsuki Chatfic

Don't talk crap on Sasuke, or suffer the consequences

ManWhore, Boomer, and BarbieSlut have entered the chat

ManWhore: Ok, so I know the last theory got rejected, buttttt

Boomer: I don't have a teammate, I'm just babysitting a toddler

ManWhore: Let me fucking type this out it's a good theory

BarbieSlut: Just let him do his thing, he's gonna burn out eventually, Kakuzu

ManWhore: THATS WHAT YOU THINK! I AM AN ETERNAL FLAME, BABY

ManWhore: Um, so anyways

ManWhore: Could Deidara use play dough instead of clay?

BarbieSlut: That is insulting to my art and therefore insulting to me what the absolute fuck Hidan

Boomer: It's not that bad of an idea

BarbieSlut: I could never

Boomer: It's a much cheaper alternative to how expensive your clay can be. The Ingredients don't cost much either

ManWhore: Ouch you don't even get the store-bought stuff

BarbieSlut: It costs the shred of dignity I have left

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Boomer: It's literally the same thing as the clay

BarbieSlut: I'm sorry, but do you know what the hell you just said? That's like asking Sasori to make a puppet with Foam. He could probably do it, but it would be shit compared to his normal puppets

Boomer: It's not that bad

BarbieSlut: I am an a r t i s t I cannot work well with low-quality materials

Boomer: Brat

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InnocentPuppet: Excuse me, Stitch face, that's my fucking line, BRAT

Boomer: Y'all "artists" are insane I'm out

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ManWhore: Pussy

Lollipop: THERES A KITTY?! WHERE?!

BarbieSlut: Lmao Hidan you fucked up

Lollipop: DEIDARA-SEMPAIIII~<3

ManWhore: Not as much as you just did, Barbie Bitch

BarbieSlut: Uhhhh...

Lollipop: Tobi hasn't seen you sempai!Tobi missed you~! It's like you've been avoiding Tobi, but you wouldn't avoid Tobi, right?

BarbieSlut: IM GOING GHOST

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Lollipop: SEMPAI~ :(((((

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Tired: Damn, Tobi gets no love

InnocentPuppet: Pshh, don't act like Deidara hasn't sucked his dick at least five times

ManWhore: T e a ?

InnocentPuppet: He's probably done it more if I think about it. That just the times we had threesomes

HalfNHalfBastard has entered the chat

HalfNHalfBastard: If I remember correctly, he's sucked his dick around 27 times

BabyShark: Well, there's some trivia for board game night

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Tired: Who did Deidara lose his virginity to anyways