Elmo X Kermit

By Mystic_Psycho_

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A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved aw... More

Two Menz
Next
Oh No
Elmos Ti-
Wha-
Knock
Tears
Box
Whats in the box?
Note:
Call
Help...
McDonalds Cookies
Forgiveness
Si
Ding dong not Dong ding
Seduce Me fuckers
Insult
Matthew Is Dead
Iida X Rule Book
Stupid Cookies
Hehe
He's here
'NSFW' But Not The Kind You Think
Norman the Whore Rat
Beloved Whore Rat
A Little Birdy May Not Lie

Yee

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By Mystic_Psycho_

"Oh, sorry! My names Matthew and this is my brother, Sam," the black haired one explained.

Sam then turned to Matthew. "Why the hell would you tell the red, furry, thing-? Our names?" He asked.

"Well because he asked," Matthew then turned to Elmo. "What's your name?"

"Elmo, and I'm Kermits Husbando,"

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