The Sexiest shit

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL

"LOOK OUT FAGGOT". Garlic spun around only to see the evil Barncasette charging at him. Barn punched Garlic straight in the face. Barn beat Garlic unconscious then dragged his body all the way back to his basement. He set up a camera and connected the feed to the electric billboards all over the HTC server. He then tied Garlic to a chair in his basement. Garlic awoke as Barn stood in front of the Camera and said "Greetings HTC server, it is I the amazing Barncasette,give me command of the server or I kill this gay spider bitch". He stood away from the camera leaving Garlic to look into its black lens. He said "My only regret is that I didn't get to fuck more men...oh and that I never got to be gay with EmppuM".