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By MissQ11

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the beginning of hell
dice the ferret thief
Jiro
an apple a day
Ramuda
its lunch time kids
yeehaw y'all
Picnic
A Seemingly Normal Day (Part 1)
A Seemingly Normal Day (Part 2)
Gentarou
Lmao Happy Birthday
Clearing Assumptions
beep beep
lets discuss
welcome to hell fuckers
Important A/N

uh

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By MissQ11

nicknames:

ramuda - tori but less healthy
dice - rattiest of them all
gentaro - ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ichiro - lone cowboy
jiro - bb gun
saburo - mickey mcbitchy
jyuto - gun kink
samatoki - samatoki ahohitsugi
riou - bear grills
jakurai - god is here
doppo - shoot me please
hifumi - flashbang
kukou - Monk
rosho - Megane

bing bing:
bing bing - gentaro
rabbit - jyuto
creeper - jiro
wine aunt - hifumi

rat time:
scree - dice
sad sad man - doppo
hug the cook - riou
chomama chomama motherfucker - saburo

Teepee:
stabby stabby - jakurai
Mr. HARDcore - samatoki
miku weeb - ichiro
candy~ - ramuda

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mickey mcbitchy: @bb gun

mickey mcbitchy: MIKU MIKU NI SHITE AGERU

mickey mcbitchy: UTA WA MADA NE GANBARU KARA

bb gun: JFC

mickey mcbitchy: MIKU MIKU NI SHITE AGERU

mickey mcbitchy: DAKARA CHOTTO KAKUGO O SHITITE YO NE

bb gun: HE Lp

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is now online

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):ken you not

mickey mcbitchy: whomst

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): WHOMST

bb gun: what

mickey mcbitchy: ofc u wouldnt get it u ant brain :/

bb gun: remember that joke about ant man going into thanos's ass or something

mickey mcbitchy: IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE LAWS OF THE LAND, I WOULD'VE SLAUGHTERED YOU

bb gun: try me bee

mickey mcbitchy: bee

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): barry b benson

bb gun: jfc i thought yumeno sensei was normal but i was wrong

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): good to know that you've learned from your mistakes

bb gun: h

Megane is now online

Megane: sASARA you GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL CLOWN LET ME BACK IN MY HOUSE

Megane: wait nonoono

Megane is now offline

tori but less healthy is now online

tori but less healthy: huh

tori but less healthy: i didnt know we had a second clown fucker

several other people are online

bb gun: what

mickey mcbitchy: what

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): what

lone cowboy: what

rattiest of them all: what

gun kink: what

samatoki ahohitsugi: what

rattiest of them all: the ones who havent answered are suspected of being clown fucker number 1 now

Monk: what

tori but less healthy: outstanding move

god is here: i find it ironic that clown number one was the one that started this

shoot me please: WH

shoot me please: SE NS E I???

rattiest of them all: damn he really be not carin about exposing himself as being the first clown fucker

rattiest of them all: thats big energy right there

tori but less healthy: you exposed yourself u do realise right you old man

god is here: You're not denying it though, are you?

tori but less healthy: fukc

bb gun: damn the doc used proper grammar thats how you know its real shit

mickey mcbitchy: jiro

mickey mcbitchy: shut up

lone cowboy: is this gonna keep going on or what im ready to kick my brothers out from this server for a while

tori but less healthy: we're done but make a mental note i am going to kill you in your sleep old man

rattiest of them all: old man?

rattiest of them all: more like

rattiest of them all: young man

bb gun: YOUNG MAN

bb gun: THERES NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN

mickey mcbitchy: I SAID YOUNG MAN

mickey mcbitchy: PICK YOURSELF OFF THE GROUND

lone cowboy: look what you've done dice

rattiest of them all: did i do thattt

lone cowboy: >:(

lone cowboy: i can hear them clearly through their room they're both in sync its incredible

mickey mcbitchy: FUCK DREAMFEST

mickey mcbitchy: i must ny o o m

lone cowboy: remember to put a coin in the swear jar

mickey mcbitchy: k

mickey mcbitchy is now offline

lone cowboy: he replied to me with k :(((

bb gun: he does that to everyone

bb gun: it just be like that

tori but less healthy: guys

tori but less healthy: guys

tori but less healthy: guys

tori but less healthy: gays

rattiest of them all: WHAT do you WANT

tori but less healthy: im not suprised you answered to that

tori but less healthy: anyways

tori but less healthy has added 4 people

samatoki ahohitsugi: ken you not

Jyushi Aimono: What dungeon of darkness have we been summoned to today?

Hitoya Amaguni: How the hell did you even get my number

Sasara Nurude: is this what rosho was muttering about when he said he saw both god and the devil

Rei Amayado: Finally I can get along with fellow kids

tori but less healthy: @Rei Amayado you're on thin fucking ice

Rei Amayado: sounds less threatening when its said by a gremlin

god is here: do you mean minion

flashbang: too many names, im forgetting whos who,, (;'@へ@`)

please shoot me: i think you can check profiles

flashbang: !! I found it! (*'・v・) thanks doppochin!! ✾(〜 ☌ω☌)〜✾

please shoot me: h

please shoot me is now offline

flashbang: Σ(゜゜) doppochin???

flashbang: Σ('◉⌓◉')

flashbang is now offline

tori but less healthy: @Rei Amayado i cant believe you fucking sniped him get off this holy server

Rei Amayado: can't i dont have admin powers :/

tori but less healthy: i didnt think this through

gun kink: as with most things

tori but less healthy: i'll fucking break into your house

gun kink: good luck with that

tori but less healthy: haha :)

samatoki ahohitsugi: he actually has a mildly terrified expression on his face

gun kink: the gremlin drinks ketchup like its a goddamn smoothie of course i would be scared

samatoki ahohitsugi: he what

tori but less healthy: :)

Sasara Nurude: maybe i should do that to freak out rosho

tori but less healthy: tip, look into the eyes of the person in front of you as you slowly drink it, dont blink

Sasara Nurude: noted

samatoki ahohitsugi: oh fuck the two clowns have met

rattiest of them all has changed 4 names

honk honk bitch: i guess this is ok

rattiest of them all: damn bitch sorry i aint a comedian????

honk honk bitch: yeah thank god you arent

edgelord??:

edgelord??: h

Monk: WHY DO I HEAR INTENSE CRYING

Monk: WHO MADE JYUSHI CRY

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): it was nice knowing you dice

rattiest of them all: dONT CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT

law and order: @rattiest of them all you.

rattiest of them all: I FEEL THE CHILLS

rattiest of them all: IM SCARED IM SORRY

edgelord??: its ok i forgive you!

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): oh no its sunshine number three

rattiest of them all: whos number one and two

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): are you actually this oblivious or are you joking around right now

rattiest of them all: ouch

that one dude from zootopia: wh

that one dude from zootopia: are you saying i kin a fox

rattiest of them all: no but if you took it that way then i'm gonna start assuming a lot of things about you

that one dude from zootopia: goddamn

rattiest of them all: your call

- - - - - - - - -

tori but less healthy: dice pay for the money you lost

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): dice pay for the money you lost

rattiest of them all: but i have no money :sad:

tori but less healthy: sell you boombox then??? you always have it on

rattiest of them all: first of all

rattiest of them all: its a RADIO

rattiest of them all: second of all

rattiest of them all: fuck you

mickey mcbitchy: whats a boombox

rattiest of them all: damn i feel old

god is here: .

law and order: .

that one dude from zootopia: .

tori but less healthy: dice we're like 4 years older than you yOURE MAKING US FEEL OLD

rattiest of them all: so im baby now?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): more like baby rat

rattiest of them all: squeak squeak bitch

tori but less healthy: guns may be illegal but if they werent you would be dead

rattiest of them all: w

law and order: you would be illegal first

mickey mcbitchy: breaking news!!! pink satan is actually illegal!!

mickey mcbitchy: click here to find out more!!

tori but less healthy: >:(

mickey mcbitchy: JIRO WHAT THE FUCK

bb gun: h

mickey mcbitchy: HE JUST JUMPED FROM THE APARTMENT NEXTDOOR ON THE 6TH FLOOR ONTO OUR ROOF

mickey mcbitchy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING

tori but less healthy: what the fuck

rattiest of them all: what the fuck

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): what the fuck

honk honk bitch: what the fuck

god is here: :clap:

please shoot me: what the fuck

flashbang: DD:

gun kink: what the fuck

samatoki ahohitsugi: what the fuck

bear grills: is he alright??

mickey mcbitchy: surprisingly, he is

lone cowboy is now online

lone cowboy: JIRO YAMADA GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT

bb gun: shit

honk honk bitch: is it always this chaotic

gun kink: honestly you should look back at the chat logs and witness hell unfold before your pleading eyes

honk honk bitch: great!!

Megane: hes actually doing it-

tori but less healthy: good for him

gun kink: quick question shouldnt we all be working

tori but less healthy: ask that to yourself mr cop

tori but less healthy: but yes arent all the adults working

law and order: @everyone everyone go do work

gun kink: thank god someone reasonable

honk honk bitch: im gonna be scrolling through the log

that one dude from zootopia: i have to go as well

edgelord??: i have band practice THAT IM ALMOST LATE FOR

Monk: ah crap dad wants me to wipe the floor again

lone cowboy: haha lmao

Monk: hiss

lone cowboy: jfc

Megane: i'm sick because SOMEONE DECIDED TO PUSH ME OUTSIDE WITHOUT A SCARF

honk honk bitch: huh did i do thaaaat

Megane: >:(

honk honk bitch: ok im sorry i'll buy you pudding alright?

Megane:

Megane: only because you're buying me pudding

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): another couple i see

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"Hm? A message from Dice?"
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Dice Arisugawa: Yo have you been like,, watching me???

Ramuda Amemura: I mean sometimes?

Ramuda Amemura: You're my teammate of course I have to watch you?? Yknow leader reshponshibilities

Dice Arisugawa: I heard the first part of your radio

Dice Arisugawa: You didn't tell them any of my embarrassing stories did you??

Ramuda Amemura: What? Lmao no why are you so concerned about this

Dice Arisugawa: nothin

Dice Arisugawa: just don't expect me to sell my radio

Ramuda Amemura: Ok go fiddle around with your radio ig

Dice Arisugawa: Actually i will be doing that rams by e e
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Ramuda Amemura: Gentarooooo~

Gentaro Yumeno: Yes~?

Ramuda Amemura: Has our beloved Dice been acting weird lately to you??

Gentaro Yumeno: Hm, I can't say since all he's been doing is fiddle with that radio of his.

Ramuda Amemura: Right?

Gentaro Yumeno: But no, he's not a concern as much as your secrets are Ramuda~

Ramuda Amemura: Ahaha~ And they will stay secrets after all I know you are nosy~

Gentaro Yumeno: Same with me to you.

Gentaro Yumeno: I have to go visit someone, goodbye Ramuda.

Ramuda Amemura: Heheh~ Baii!!

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honk honk bitch: oh my god this is the groupchat destined for me

Megane: dear lord n O

honk honk bitch: also what pudding do you want

Megane: special edition

honk honk bitch: damn you really be doing my wallet like this

Megane: :(

honk honk bitch: dw ily so i'll buy it either way

Megane: !

that one dude from zootopia: everytime we have a division meeting its actually just me thirdwheeling a date

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A/N: IM BACK FOR A WHILE ALSO SORRY THIS CHAPTER WAS KINDA SHORT

anyways i wanna do a special chapter for christmas but i have to finish my term one tests first!! so i'll be,, gone for two more weeks @-@

anyways i hope you enjoyed this chapter!!

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