Requests are closed please stop
(This chapter carries tons of swear words because I will receive a headache from changing all of the swear words and besides bleeping it is just pointless at this point.)
"Time to kick Eri and Kouta out" Ryoba said appearing with a beat up Author and Krotus had a red shirt now.
"Are you okay Author!?!" Mina said rushing to her friend's side.
"I-I'm okay" She said. "Krotus just got stabbed multiple times then thrown into Heaven for a few minutes. Besides the bleeding was internal and that's where the blood is supposed to be."
"Thrown into heaven?" Everyone asked confused.
"NEVER A G A I N" Krotus yelled.
"Why are we being kicked out again?" Eri and Kouta asked.
"It's for your own sakes dears" Ryoba said.
Ryoba snapped her fingers and they disappeared.
"The world introduces the ship of the 1980s au" Author said.
"Hey sweetheart!" Mineta called out to Todoroki who was just reading a book.
"Wut" Shouto deadpanned to Mineta.
He wrapped his arm around Shouto's neck surprising him but was quickly replaced with annoyance.
"Personal space is a thing you know?" Shouto said to Mineta.
"That's not me!" Mineta yelled.
"Can't really respect personal space in general" Yaoyorozu coughed.
"What's your boyfriend say when you told him you were moving to Sherwood, Ohio?" He taunts to Shouto.
"I don't think Shouto would have a boyfriend considering Midoriya is a girl there" Natsuo said.
"Yeah Shouto seems to be pansexual" Rei said.
"I am" Shouto said.
Shouto as about to leave when Sero came in.
"Great more asshole me" Sero said and was surprised he wasn't censored.
"Oh get ready" Ryoba said.
"My buddy Minoru just asked you a question" he said. "Hey Minoru, doesn't this cafeteria have a no fags allowed rule?"
The LGBT community in the theater gave Sero the stare.
"Hey! I'm one of you guys! That's alternate me!" Sero said rushing to his defense.
"One of them?" Author asked.
"For who?" Ryoba asked with a Lenny face.
"That's- Ah-bu-" Sero can't produce sentence anymore we broke him :PPPP.
Completely annoyed, Shouto slammed his book shut and said.
"Seemed to have an open door policy for assholes though"
"Damn" Kaminari said.
Mineta looks at Sero.
"Hold his arms"
*intense music plays.
"Why do I hear boss music?" Sero asked.
"Fight scene" Mineta guessed scared at the thought of fighting one of his strongest classmates.
(Students)
"HOLY SHIT!"
Shouto dodges a punch from Mineta.
"Holy Shit!"
He dodges a punch from Sero.
"Holy Shit!"
He kicks Mineta in the family jewels.
"Holy Shit!"
He grabs his book and slams it into Sero's face.
"Holy Shit!"
"Holy Shit!"
"Holy Shit!"
"Holy Shit!"
"Holy Shiiiiiiiiiiit!"
"I see why Eri and Kouta were kicked out now" Ragdoll said.
"That's a lot of holy shit" Mina said.
"What were the two expecting in picking a fight with Todoroki?" Aizawa asked.
"They're the school jocks so I'm guessing they assumed they could win every fight" Author said.
He goes to punch Sero but as his fist is about to make contact everything stops.
Everyone burst into laughing at the Ridicoulous scene and Sero just flushes.
Izuku steps into the scene the only one who appears to be in motion.
"The power of the protagonist people" Tetsutetsu said.
(Midorya)
"Why? when you see boys fight
Does it look so horrible?"
"Well that's because they're fighting over a particularly silly reason" Iida said.
"In my defense, they wanted to beat me up" Shouto said.
"No comment" Mineta and Sero said.
"Yet... feel so right?"
"Is... someone singing?" Yaoyorozu asked.
"One moment" Ryoba said a baseball bat materializing into her hands.
Ryoba knocked Krotus out with the sheer power of annoyance from him trying too hard to sound like a girl.
She started blushing.
"What" everyone said.
"W-What?" Shouto asked.
"I shouldn't watch this crap
That's not who I am
But with this kid"
"Of course she's attracted to Shouto" Fuyumi said to the lightly blushing Shouto.
"Daaaaaaamn"
"Indeed Damn am I rite?" Mina asked the blushing Shouto.
Izuku has hearts in her eyes.
"Hey mister-no-name kid"
"Damn she doesn't even know his name and is already infatuated" Natsuo said.
"So who might you be"
"YOURE FUTURE HUSBAND!" Mina yelled and Shouto blushed sinking into his seat a bit since he was already used to the teasing.
"And could you fight for me"
"Ironic" the Dekusquad said.
"I'm guessing Young Midoriya fights for Young Todoroki?" All Might asked.
They nodded.
"Could you be seen with me? and still act proud"
"I think he'd be prouder" Fuyumi and Natsuo said.
"Hey could you hold my hand"
"Oh I'm sure he can do more than that" Mina and Ryoba said with Lenny faces.
"And could you carry me through no man's land"
Izuku started swooning swinging side to side.
"It's fine if you don't agree"
But I would fight for you
"Oh he definetly helps people even if they don't want his help" Shouto said remembering the sports festival.
"Classic Izukun" Katsuki said.
"If you would fiiiigggghhhhttt for me"
"Let them drive us underground
I don't care how far
You can set my broken bones"
"Oh dear" everyone said.
"And I know CPR"
"I'm pretty sure Midoriya actually does" Iida said.
"That's right Izuku took a course quite recently" Inko said.
"Well whoa you can punch real good"
"Todoroki's more of a far ranged fighter though" Kaminari said.
"Not in that world I guess" Mina shrugged.
"You've lasted longer than I thought you would"
"Oof" they all said.
"Harsh" Hagakure said.
"I mean if they are the school jocks and bullies I suppose her assumption had weight" Yaoyorozu said.
"So hey! Mister-no-name kid
If some night you're freeeee!
"Wanna fight for me?"
Everyone was in awe at the talent of Izuku in this world(I honestly love this part tbh it's so good aodhauehad).
(Holy shiiiiiit)
"If you're still alive"
"That's just overexaggerating" Shouji said.
"Indeed" Tokoyami said.
(Holy shiiiiiiiit)
"I would fight for you
If you would fight for me!"
"Holy Shit"
"Holy Shit"
"Holy Shit"
"Holy Shiiiiiiit!"
END
"That song was nice" Mina said.
"HELL YES!" Author yelled.
"Jeez chill" Jirou said.
"She's excited cuz the next world is our favorite" Ryoba said.
"So get the fuck Ready" Author said.
"Will Eri and Kouta return?" Aizawa asked.
"Need to consult some people for that bit the world after that?" Ryoba said.
"Hell no" Authors said disappearing with Ryoba and Krotus.
I'm so sorry about being late! I'll try to be more frequent with updates and there's no need to worry cuz I L O V E the next few songs.