IMZY4134 requested I have a Cats: The Musical song in my next One-Shot, so I will do one... at some point. I have other ideas right now but I'll get to it after I figure out how to convert lyrics about felines into a superhero situation.
Peter Parker and Y/N L/N; it is pondered by many how those two became a thing,
the cute nerd and the sexy bad boy is not exactly a common combination for romantic relationships.
So one day, you, Y/N, were talking to your boyfriend who you did not know was Spider-man, you told him about these weird headaches you've been having that made you see Blue and Purple.
Peter: That doesn't seem very normal.
You: Who knows, maybe now I have superpowers *chuckles*.
Peter: What would you even do with powers anyways?
You: Probably rob a convenience store.
Peter: What? No, you should use them for good.
You: But that's no fun.
Peter: Fun doesn't matter when it comes to these situations! You can't steal stuff that's so unethical.
You: SHUT UP! FOR ONCE JUST STOP BEING AN INNOCENT LITTLE PRINGLE AMD GROW UP!
Peter: Y/N...*whimper*.
You: You see what I mean?! You're just a baby!
Your hands start glowing, each a different color, one light blue, the other a mix between purple and violet.
Dormant powers might be a possibility.
Descendant of an alien race, perhaps?
Peter: Y/N, what's happening?
You: I can't believe it! I actually do have powers. The things I'll be able to do.
Peter: Like arresting rapists and stopping criminals.
You: No nononono, something FUN, something EXCITING, I feel like a wild animal, dangerous and fearless. And unlike some of them that are locked in circuses, I can't be-*sling*
Peter shot a web at your face, and your hands. He...has to.
You: Woo! War SprriberMAN?!
Peter: I can't let you do this.
Your powers are unknown so far, but fact #1: They can easily remove artificial webs from your body parts.
Peter: You don't have to do this, be the Y/N I know, nice, sweet-
You: I'm sorry, WHAT?! When have I ever been sweet?! I'm the textbook version of a bad boy!
Peter: But you've always been caring towards me, Y/N, even if you don't notice it.
You: Peter, you don't get it. I TRIED to act nice to you, to make this relationship work, but you're too nerdy and weak to match me, in combat or companionship, whether you're Spider-man or not. Peter, now I'm unleashed from my cage, I...I can't be tamed.
Remember I changed the lyrics, kind of obvious but yeah.
You: Clearly you don't know me
Emphasis on clearly
I'm gonna get my way
From June To May
Cause I'm dangerous
Every guy gives me attention
During class or detention
Yet I pick you for no reason
But doesn't matter
Cause I'm fearless.
I'm strong and wise
I'll easily get money into my hands
They try to arrest me
But realize they can't
And I'm the type of man with a plan
So try as you might and do as you can
BUT
I can't be tamed×2
I can't be changed
I can't×3
I CAN'T
I can't be tamed
I'm not ashamed
I can't be tamed
Time to mention
My intentions
If you're in my way
You'll go to hell.
The second you got up, you fell.
I'm Ambiguous
I'm rugged
Even if I sat cross-legged
I'd totally beat you
Just like that *snap*
And when I fly
They'll recognize this guy
I will be known
I'll be feared cause I can beat the Avengers all on my own.
And if you end up killing me
Plan B, I will explode
So yeah don't provoke me or I'll implode.
I can't be tamed
I can't be saved
Cause you're too lame
I can't×3
I CAN'T
I can't be tamed
I can't be shamed
I can't be shamed
I'm not a guy you beat
Or a bad guy you can defeat
Winning's a piece of cake
Throwback to Homecoming
I'll throw you in a lake
Don't try me×2
Don't test me×2
I wanna fly
Be the bad guy
But not alone
You can join me
Seriously,
As a reward I'll make you moan😉.
Together we can make everything explode
And at night, I'll shoot my load
HA
I can't be tamed×3
I can't×3
I CAN'T
I can't be changed×3
I CAN'T BE TAMED
End of 🎵🎶.
Part 2? I don't know I have no clue how to continue this.