(F.R.I.E.N.D.S Group Chat)
Ibuki Mioda: So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Nagito Komeada: Your job's a joke you're broke
Souda Kazuichi: Your love life's D.O.A!
Hajime Hinata: It's funny you sang that part.
Souda Kazuichi: Hey!
Hajime Hinata: Lol
Ibuki Mioda: Ibuki is changing your chat names!
(Ibuki Mioda changed their name to Sc3n3 K1d)
(Sc3n3 K1d changed Nagito Komaeda's name to ExplosiveBagels)
ExplosiveelesBagels: Bagels sound pretty good right about now. I think I'll go get some.
(Sc3n3 K1d changed Hajime Hinata's name to Orange Juice)
Orange Juice: Ibuki
Orange Juice: Ibuki why?
(Sc3n3 K1d changed Souda Kazuichi's name to SodaPopButNotHot)
SodaPopButNotHot: Is that and Outsiders reference? Also, HEY!
Sc3n3 K1d: Yay! Ibuki is happy Souda picked up on the Outsiders reference! : )
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: What the fuck is going on here? Do you know how goddamn late it is!?
(Sc3n3 K1d changed Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu's name to BabyGangsta)
BabyGangsta: DON'T CALL ME BABY GANGSTA!
Mikan Tsumiki: H-Hi e-e-everyone!
Sc3n3 K1d: Hi Mikan! Welcome to Ibuki's group chat!
(Sc3n3 K1d changed Mikan Tsumiki's name to PastleNurse)
PastleNurse: I-I re-remember th-that! Dr-Dressing in all pa-pastel w-was r-really f-fun!
Sc3n3 K1d: Ibuki agrees! That Halloween was really fun!
BabyGangsta: How the fuck are you able to stutter through text?
PastelNurse: I-I don't k-know. I-I'm s-sorry!
Sc3n3 K1d: No! It's fine! Your stutter is apart of you and you don't need to change it!
PastelNurse: Th-Thank you for b-being so kind.
Sc3n3 K1d: No prob! : )
PastelNurse: : )
Orange Juice: Someone help.
Orange Juice: Like no, seriously, can someone come to me and Nagito's dorm I need help.
SodaPopButNotHot: What happened?
Orange Juice: He got stuck on the ceiling.
BabyGangsta: Wait, hold up, wasn't he getting bagels?
Orange Juice: From what I've learned from dating him is that luck works in weird ways and that you should always be prepared for some crazy shit.
Orange Juice: He said that he went to get some bagels from the cabinet and some how the vent made a gust of wind so strong that he got pushed upwards.
Orange Juice: Even worse, we found out that there's something suuuuper sticky on our celing and we have no idea what it is.
Orange Juice: Well, I guess it's kinda lucky because now we know there's something sticky. Maybe me and Ko can try to get rid of it after we un stick him.
BabyGangsta: Ugh. He's rubbing off on you with his weird ass hope-luck thing. Keep your ass right there. I'll come.
SodaPopButNotHot: Hold up! I'm coming too!
Gundham Tanaka: One thing is for certain. Sharing company with the mortals is this group is strange yet entertaining.
(Sc3n3 K1d changed Gundham Tanaka's name to Hamster~Chan)
Hamster~Chan: What is the meaning of this nickname?
SodaPopButNotHot: HEY ONLY I GET TO CALL HIM HAMSTER~CHAN!
PastelNurse: Ex-Excuse me f-for asking b-b-but aren't y-you helping get K-Komeada f-from the c-ceiling?
SodaPopButNotHot: Yeah, but, he looks super funny. To the point where I start laughing way too hard and I can't use my hands. I can only use my words and brains to help. So far, my guiding has worked.
PastelNurse: Th-That's g-good.
Sonia Nevermind: Hello everyone! Might I ask, what are we all doing up so late?
Peko Pekoyama: I only woke up because I heard Fuyu yelling at Souda.
BabyGangsta: Sorry babe. Didn't mean to startle ya.
Peko Pekoyama: It's fine. Plus you woke me up from a horrible nightmare. So I appreciate the yelling.
BabyGangsta: : )
Peko Pekoyama: : )
(Sc3n3 K1d changed Peko Pekoyama's name to SwordGirl)
SwordGirl: I like the name. Simple and to the point.
SodaPopButNotHot: Ah yes, Peko Pekoyama, the only person Fuyu can ever be soft and gentle with.
BabyGangsta: Souda I swear to god I will kill you one of these days.
SodaPopButNotHot: Please don't.
Sonia Nevermind: Yes, please don't. You'd be the #1 suspect almost immediately.
(Sc3n3 K1d changed Sonia Nevermind's name to MurderEncyclopedia)
MurderEncyclopedia: I do know a lot about killers.
Orange Juice: And we got him down.
PastelNurse: Th-That's good!
ExplosiveBagels: I'm back! I'm sorry for being such a hassle everyone. You shouldn't need to help trash like me.
Orange Juice: Nagito Komeada, the love of my life, if you keep putting yourself down like that I will cuddle you.
Orange Juice: Or just stop talking bad about yourself and let me cuddle you.
ExplosiveBagles: Is that supposed to be a threat or a "come and let me cuddle you"?
Orange Juice: Whatever, just, get into my arms.
SodaPopButNotHot: And that's my cue to leave.
BabyGangsta: Yup. Leaving.
Teru Teru Hanamura: They're probably gonna do a lot more than cuddling~
(Sc3n3 K1d changed Teru Teru Hanamura's name to CookingUpHentai)
CookingUpHentai: Hentai is one very yummy meal if I do say so myself.
Orange Juice: Teru Teru
Orange Juice: Teru Teru what the actual fuck?
CookingUpHentai: I'm just saying what we're all thinking.
SwordGirl: No. No you are not.
Hiyoko Saionji: Excuse me but what the actual FUCK is going on here?
Sc3n3 K1d: Um, well, we just got Hope Bagels down from the ceiling, Fuyu threatened to kill Souda like usual, Teru Teru being Teru Teru, and Ibuki telling you that if you say ONE MEAN THING TO MIKAN I WILL PLAY ROCK SO LOUDLY NEXT TO YOUR EAR IT WILL MAKE YOUR EAR DRUMS BLEED. Got it?
Hiyoko Saionji: Oh whatever. Fine. Got it.
Sc3n3 K1d: : )
(Sc3n3 K1d changed Hiyoko Saionji's name to TinyDancer)
TinyDancer: I LIKE IT!
Chiaki Nanami: All of you woke me up. What is happening?
Chiaki Nanami: Just scrolled up. It's 4:00 A.M. and this is how I'm reminded why I love my friends so much.
Akane Owari: SAME! JUST GOT BACK TO THE DORMS FROM TRAINING AND HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING!
(Sc3n3 K1d changed Chiaki Nanami's name to GamerGirl)
GamerGirl: I like it. It's accurate.
(Sc3n3 K1d changed Akane Owari's name to FOOD)
FOOD: Food? WHERE?
Nekomaru Nidai: At the dorm.
FOOD: COMING!
(Sc3n3 K1d changed Nekomaru Nidai's name to ThunderEyebrows)
ThunderEyebrows: I know lightning come from my eyebrows I just don't know why it comes from my eyebrows.
Imposter: Excuse me for interupting but I think we all need some sleep. We have school in the morning.
Mahiru Koizumi: Seriously! Can't a girl get some sleep!
(Sc3n3 K1d changed Imposter's name to Twogami)
(Sc3n3 K1d changed Mahiru Koizumi's name to ClickClickVouge)
Twogami: Okie then.
ClickClickVouge: ???
Sc3n3 K1d: Okay! Now you can go to sleep!
Sc3n3 K1d: GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!
Orange Juice: Night.
(ExplosiveBagels, ClickClickVouge, Orange Juice, and others signed off)
YUP ANOTHER GROUP CHAT! BUT THIS TIME, IT'S SDR2! EXPECT SOME EVEN CRAZIER SHIT FROM THIS ONE! Heads up, I won't update this one as regularly as I update my DRV3 one so, yeah, don't expect too much. But anyhoo, I hope you enjoyed this short little intro! Have a good day my Hell Beauties!
(BTW the Outsiders reference was for the people that go to my school. Like, when the school forces you to read something you expect it to be bad, BUT THIS BOOK MOVED ME TO TEARS! It's a good book, I suggest you read it! :) )
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