Requests are closed please stop
The others returned except Eri, Inko and Kouta.
"So were back with a world" Author said.
"Cool are any of us gonna get kicked out?" Tetsutetsu asked.
"Nah we already kicked them out" Ryoba said.
"This is set in the late 1980's and has female Midoriya, Bakugou, Kirishima and Kaminari" Aiko said.
"Sounds relatively interesting" Present Mic said.
"To the world!"
Izuku was shown with a diary.
(She was wearing this and has long green hair)
Midoriya has a diary?" Kaminari asked.
"Lame" Monoma said to get chopped in the head not enough to get knocked out but pretty weak on the ground by Kendo.
*sharp inhale*
(If y'all know what I'm typing comment it. Also this is exclusively to readers so like yeah)
𝓘𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓿𝓪𝓼𝓽 𝓮𝔁𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓼𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓪 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮
𝓦𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓼𝓲𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓻𝓾𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓸𝓾𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓼𝓹𝓪𝓬𝓮
𝓞𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓵𝔂 𝓽𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓽 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓸𝓭
𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝔂𝓶𝓫𝓸𝓵 𝓸𝓯 𝓪 𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓲𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓻
𝓑𝓮𝓽𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓼, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓐𝓾𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓻-𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓷, 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓫𝓸𝓸𝓴
𝓔𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓪 𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓻𝓮𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓼
𝓒𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝓼 𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓷𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓷𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮
𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓭𝓪𝓶𝓷 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓷𝓭
𝓞𝓯 𝔂'𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓯#𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓼
(Sidenote: This will be in a different style than usual because I have a co-writer right now because they REALLY wanted me to do this song while I did not to the point that they typed it out themself)
And also
Have a compilation of as many Heathers requests as I could find(I didn't put that much effort so there's bound to be more)
(Y'all Heathers fans are dedicated)
@Green_Diamond_0509
@MarykatherineCastro
@GlassesAndSleep
@Random-alien
@shinsoisbestboyy
@lolahope
@RedDragonyte
@JaylenSteele8
felinafrenetica
"September 1st 1989"
"Yo that's a long time ago" Kaminari said.
Dear Diary:
I believe I'm a good person.
"You are a good person, Midoriya" Iida said.
You know I think there's good in everyone,
"Of course you do Midoriya" Tetsutetsu said.
"I'd aim a pistol at Midoriya if he hated on someone that isn't a villain in our world" Sero said.
but here we are! First day of Senior year
And uh I look around at all these kids that I've known my whole life and I ask myself-what happened?
"I swear if you give us another tragic world" Aizawa said.
Author, Ryoba And Aiko were silent on their seats as they tapped their foot and or did something to avoid Aizawa.
[Kids]
"Freak! Slut! Burnout! Bug-eyes! Poser! Lard-ass!"
"Oh those sons of b-" Shouto said to be cut off.
"BANANAS" Author and Ryoba yelled.
"Eri and Kouta have been returned so shut your trap" Aiko said to Shouto telepathically.
[Izuku]
"We were so tiny happy and shiny
Playing tag and getting chased"
Katsuki cringed
[Kids]
"Freak!Slut!Loser!Shortbus!"
"Wow is basically everyone going to be a**holes?" Kaminari asked.
"Pretty much" Author answered.
"With some exceptions?" Kirishima asked.
"N o" Ryoba said. "Well actually I think like maybe a few idk."
[Izuku]
"Singing and clapping, laughing and napping
Baking cookies and eating paste"
"Ew" Yaoyorozu said disgusted.
"What?" Kaminari asked.
"Eating paste?" Yaoyorozu asked.
"Raise your hand if you've eaten paste!" Kaminari yelled.
Some people raised their hands(some are: Mina, Kirishima, Tetsutetsu, Present Mic, Pixie Bob and Ryoba)
"I licked dried glue from my hand does that count?" Ryoba asked.
[Kids]
"Bull-dyke! Stuck up! Hunchback!"
"Bull-dyke?" Mina asked.
"A lesbian with a masculine appearance or matter" Kaminari answered.
"How do you know that?" Hagakure asked.
"Literature And English is my specialty" Kaminari answered.
[Izuku]
"Then we got bigger that was the trigger"
"Yeah I...... feel that" Katsuki said.
"Like the Huns invading Rome"
"Not history begone" Mina said.
(spoken)
"Oh sorry" (Izuku bumps into someone)
"Classic Deku-kun" Uraraka said.
(sung)
"Welcome to my school, this ain't no high school"
"High school is hell" Aizawa said.
"This is the Thunderdome"
"......that works" Aizawa said.
"Hold your breath and count the days, we're graduating soon"
[KIDS]
White trash!
[Izuku]
"College will be paradise, if I'm not dead by June!"
"I mean considering what our Midoriya's been through and like?" Kaminari said. "She'll be fine."
"Yeah Deku-kun is great in school!" Uraraka said.
"I'll probably be dead by January at that school though" Kaminari sweatdropped.
"But I know, I know, life can be beautiful"
"Always so optimistic" some of the students said admiringly.
"I pray, I pray for a better way"
Shiozaki smiled.
"If we changed back then, we could change again
We can be beautiful..."
"I mean the 'Midoriya effect' could happen in that world" Kirishima said.
"Midoriya effect?" Shouji asked.
"I mean Midoriya has affected so many people it's fitting to say he has an effect on people right?" Kirishima said.
No objections were raised.
[Izuku knocks a HIPSTER DORK to the floor.]
"Oof" Kaminari said.
[HIPSTER DORK, spoken]
"Ow!"
[Izuku, sung]
"Just not today"
She looked at the Hipster Dork.
(spoken)
"Hey, are you okay?"
[HIPSTER DORK, spoken]
"Get away, nerd"
"R u d e" Natsuo said.
"I know right she was just helping" Fuyumi said.
Katsuki had a flashaback and his eyes widened and he looked down and swept it away for now.
He'll deal with that problem when he sees Izukun again.
[Izuku, spoken]
"Oh, okay"
"I think we need to work on Midoriya's confidence and his self esteem guys" Kaminari said and many agreed.
[KIDS, sung]
"Freak! Slut! Cripple! Homo! Homo! Homo!"
"Hey! What's wrong with being gay!?!" Katsuki snapped.
"This is 1989 you must remember that" Aiko said.
"People were very homophobic back then" Ryoba said.
"Members of the LGBT community were killed back then purely for being gay or other sexualities that wasn't straight" Author said sadly.
[Izuku]
"Things will get better soon as my letter
Comes from Harvard, Duke, or Brown"
"Oh that's going to be challenging" Yaoyorozu said.
"Wake from this coma, take my diploma
Then I can blow this town"
"Does Midoriya really hate it there THAT much?" Mineta said.
"I mean with all those insults and mistreatment it was pretty obvious" Jirou said.
"Dream of ivy-covered walls and smoky French cafés"
[Izuku jostles a tall Minoru Mineta.]
"WOAH IM FREAKING TALL THERE!" Mineta yelled.
"You're personality still won't get you girls even if you look like that you know" Aiko said cruelly. "Besides your a huge-"
"SHHHHHH SPOILERS" Author yelled.
Aiko grumbled.
[Mineta, spoken]
"Watch it!"
[Izuku]
"Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze!"
"If that was me I would've already done it" Kendo said casually.
[Mineta smacks Izuku's lunch tray.]
"Mineta! That is horrible behavior and should not be done!" Iida lectured.
"That's not me!" Mineta yelled.
"Oh get ready for way worse" Author said.
[Mineta, spoken]
"Ooooops"
[Izuku, spoken]
"Minoru Mineta. Third year as linebacker and eighth year of smacking lunch trays and being a HUGE D I C K"
Aizawa And Mandalay are covering the children's ears.
"P R E A C H" Yaoyorozu yelled.
"Oh come on!" Mineta yelled.
"Oh get ready for a more horrible version of Mineta in this world" Ryoba said.
Yaoyorozu creates a mace.
"Of course" she said sadistically as Mineta feared for dear life.
[Mineta, spoken]
"What did you say to me, skank?"
Shouto glared at Mineta from his world and the alternate world.
[Izuku, spoken]
"Aah, nothing!"
"Alright so when we get back it's confirmed we need to do operation: Get Midoriya some confidence!" Kirishima said.
[sung, (KIDS)]
"But I know, I know...
I know, I know...
Life can be beautiful"
"Beautiful
I pray, I pray
I pray, I pray
For a better way"
"There always is better way as long as you persevere!" All Might said.
"Our Midoriya is literally like the embodiment of perseverance" Midnight said.
"For a better way
We were kind before;
(Oooh...)"
Katsuki clenched his fist.
Endeavor has no comment.
"We can be kind once more
(Oooh...)"
Katsuki's eyes widened.
"Can I fix things?" Katsuki and a certain flame man thought.
"We can be beautiful..,
(Oooh... Beautiful...)"
[Uraraka approaches with a pink unicorn sweater and pink pants.]
"A bit too much pink" Jirou said and the other girls agreed including Ochaco.
"Yeah even I'm saying too much pink even though I'm pink myself" Mina said to those who were cocking an eyebrow at her.
(Sidenote: Ochaco isn't fat here because I thought it'd be more fun with the insult being Round Face)
[Izuku, spoken]
"Agh!... Hey Ochaco"
"Midoriya is so easily surprised" Sero said.
[Uraraka, spoken]
"Hey"
[Uraraka helps Izuku pick up her tray.]
[Izuku, spoken]
"Ochaco Uraraka. My best friend since diapers"
"Woah I took Bakugou's role as Deku-kun's childhood friend" Uraraka said.
"Yeah must be why she's not AS timid as our Midoriya originally was" Iida said.
[Uraraka, spoken]
"We on for movie night?"
[Izuku, spoken]
"Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop detail"
"What....... is Jiffy Pop......" Author and Kaminari said.
[Uraraka, spoken]
"I rented 'The Princess Bride'."
[Izuku, spoken]
"Ho-ho-ho, again? Wait, don't you have it memorized by now?"
People were surprised at the comment that Uraraka memorized an entire movie.
"You must REALLY like the movie to have watched it so many times, Uraraka" Tokoyami said.
"Or the movie is cheap to rent and I'm too poor for other movies" Uraraka said.
[Uraraka, spoken]
"What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending"
"Oh" Uraraka said then grinned sheepishly. "I AM a sucker for a happy ending."
"Can confirm she H A T E D Infinity war" Iida said.
(If you haven't seen Infinity War sorry not sorry lol)
[Sero, spoken]
"Ochaco Round Face! Wide load! Honnnnnk!"
[Hanta Sero knocks the tray from Uraraka's hands.]
"It appears as though I am a huge d#ck in this au as well" Sero said.
"Well that doesn't change the real you" Kaminari said leaning to him.(theyre seated next to each other)
"Yeah" he said swearing slightly as he frowned looking at his arms.
[Sero, spoken]
"Hahaaa!"
[Izuku, spoken]
"Hanta Sero. Quarterback. He is the smartest guy on the football team."
"Really? Am I like Bakugou where I have a hatable personality but good grades?" Sero asked.
"Which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf"
"Oh" Sero said.
[Sero, spoken]
"Haha! Alriiight!"
[Izuku, spoken (furious, to Sero)]
"Hey! Pick that up! Right now!"
"Woah ladies and gentlemen we have Midoriya's confidence in play" Kaminari said.
[Sero, spoken]
"I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me?"
"Yeah a**hole me" Sero said.
[Izuku, spoken]
"Yes, I am. I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend. You're a high school has-been waiting to happen. A future gas station attendant"
"OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH D A M N" The memelords shouted(your headcannon feel free to imagine).
"I mean based on Sero's description in that world he IS bound to not have the brightest future" Yaoyorozu said.
"Agreed with that kind of personality they'll be lucky to be accepted by a gas station" Nezu said.
[Izuku, spoken]
"...You have a zit right there..."
[Sero and KIDS laugh]
"Maybe I shouldn't have returned Eri and Kouta considering the amount of insults and bad behavior in this world" Author said.
"Yeah you shouldn't have" Aizawa and Mandalay said while holding their children(Eri and Kouta respectively. Aizawa is Eri's dad don't @ me)
[Izuku, spoken]
"Dear diary:"
(sung)
"Why...."
[HIPSTER DORK]
"Why do they hate me?"
[REPUBLICAN GIRL]
"Why don't I fight back?"
[Sero]
"Why do I act like such a creep?"
"At least I'm AWARE of my actions" Sero said.
[Izuku]
"Why..."
[Uraraka]
"Why won't he date me?"
[Mineta]
"Why did I hit him?"
[STONER CHICK, MS. FLEMING & BLOW-DRIED PREPPY]
"Why do I cry myself to sleep?"
"That's dark" Hagakure said gloomily.
"Easy just don't sleep" Shinsou said.
"But we need sleep" Yaoyorozu said.
"No" Shinsou said. "No you don't."
"Yes we do" Yaoyorozu said.
"Debate on do you need sleep or not please comment down below and I will now run from Aiko" Ryoba said as she disappearwd with Aiko following.
[Izuku]
"Why..."
[KIDS]
"Somebody hug me!"
"Somebody fix me!"
"Somebody save me!"
"Do heroes exist in that world?" All Might asked frustrated he can't help.
"Nope not even quirks exist" Author said.
[KIDS & Izuku]
"Send me a sign, God!"
"Give me some hope, here!"
"Something to live for!"
[The three HEATHERS enter.]
"WOAH!" They yelled seeing Katsuki(Heather Chandler), Denki (Heather Mcnamara) And Eijirou (Heather Duke).
Katsuki has shoulder length curly ash blonde hair and was wearing this.
Denki has fluffy blonde hair same as his own except the lighting bolt was gone and was wearing this.
Eijirou has chestnut brown hair and was wearing this.
"Yo they all look hot-"
Mineta is now bleeding on the ground with some faint burnt marks and soot on him. Where did that come from?
[KIDS]
"Ahh! Heather, Heather, and Heather!"
"What?" Everyone asked.
"They're referred to as Heather since that's their clique's name and becoming a member means your addresses to as 'Heather'..... I think" Author said.
"What do you mean I THINK?" Kaminari asked.
"This is the first time I've seen this world and I'm watching the rest later" Author said.
"So this is new to all of us" Sero said.
"Well I have a bit of insight so yeah" Author said.
[Izuku, spoken]
"And then there's the Heathers. They float above it all"
[KIDS]
"I love Heather, Heather, and Heather"
"Why do I have a bad feeling about them?" Yaoyorozu asked.
[Izuku, spoken (KIDS)]
"Heather Denki, head cheerleader. Her dad is loaded—he sells engagement rings"
"Oh my father sells support gear for heroes and civillians" Yaoyorozu said. (IDK IF THIS IS TRUE ITS A GUESS)
(I hate Heather, Heather, and Heather)
"Should've guessed they're not the best of people" Yaoyorozu said. "Just popular."
"Heather Eijirou, runs the yearbook. No discernible personality, but her mom did pay for implants"
"Eidkdksfaihkaheahei" Eijirou can't comprehend.
"I mean this is the 1980's" Mina said. "If I'm correct implants and plastic surgery was popular back then."
"Author, can you confirm?" Kaminari asked.
"Crap I ran out of data" Author said looking at her phone she uses to share facts.
"You've been googling this stuff the entire time!?!" The students asked.
"Mostly" Author said.
(I want Heather, Heather, and Heather)
"And Heather Chandler, the Almighty"
"So Bakugou's the leader" Kaminari said.
"I mean he is the leader of the Bakusquad" Mina said.
"She is a mythic bitch"
"PFFFFFTTTTT"
"Whipped" Jirou said.
"My boy will forever be prideful and a bit dislikable" Mitsuki said with Massey agreeing.
(I need Heather, Heather—)
[Izuku, spoken]
"They're solid Teflon—never bothered, never harassed"
"I would give anything to be like that"
"It appears the plot has thickened" Kaminari said.
"What will Midori exchange for popularity? Find out in the next episode of Dragon Balls Z" Mina said.
"N o" Author said.
[KIDS]
"Mmmm..."
[HIPSTER DORK, spoken]
"I'd like to be their boyfriend"
[KIDS]
"That would be beautiful...
Mmmm..."
"Considering their described personalities" Natsuo said. "Not really"
"Even I agree with that" Kaminari said with Katsuki and Kirishima agreeing.
[STONER CHICK, spoken]
"If I sat at their table, guys would notice me"
[KIDS]
"So beautiful...
Ooooh..."
[Uraraka, spoken]
"I'd like them to be nicer"
"Yeah so far all of us except Midoriya And Uraraka seem like pricks" Sero said with the others in that world agreeing.
[KIDS]
"That would be beautiful...
Ooooh..."
[Monoma, spoken]
"I'd like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats"
Izuku just stared at him.
"Understandable" Everyone said.
"Monoma will never stop being a huge creep" Kendo said sweatdropping.
[Izuku enters the girls' bathroom. Heather Katsuki and Denki are watching Heather Eijirou vomit into a toilet.]
"Ugh What happened to me?" Kirishima asked.
"Idk man" Author said. "I got no data."
[Heather Katsuki, spoken]
"Grow up, Heather. Bulimia is so '87."
"Bulimia?" Mina asked.
"It's an emotional disorder in which you obsessively try to lose weight and overeating many cause severe depression, fasting and forced vomiting" Yaoyorozu said.
"Wait so I have Bulimia there?" Kirishima asked Author who gave a look that said 'I don't f#coing know man.'
"I'm cruel enough there to mock a mental disorder?" Katsuki thought ashamed.
[Heather Denki, spoken]
"Maybe you should see a doctor, Heather"
"Wouldn't it get confusing with three Heathers to constantly refer to each other as 'Heather'?" Seiji asked.
"I'm sure they manage" Hatsume said.
[Heather Eijirou, spoken]
"Yeah, Heather. Maybe I should"
[Ms Kayama (Midnight), spoken]
"Ah, Heather and Heather"
"Even the teachers call them Heather!" Seiji said. "It's confusing! I don't get it!"
[Heather Eijirou vomits.]
"Damn Bulimia does not sound pleasant" Kaminari said.
"It's a disorder of course it's unpleasant" Jirou said.
"...and Heather. Perhaps you didn't hear the bell over all the vomiting. You're late for class"
"I mean I AM vomiting pretty loudly" Kirishima said.
"It's not like they're helping you or anything they have no excuse" Aizawa said.
[Izuku scribbles on a piece of paper.]
"What is Izuku doing?" Shouto asked.
[Heather Katsuki, spoken]
"Heather wasn't feeling well. We're helping her"
"Standing there and insulting Bulimia doesn't seem very helpful" Jirou said.
"Especially considering she called it old" Hagakure said.
[Ms. Kayama, spoken]
"Not without a hall pass, you're not. Week's detention"
"Damn not even the most popular group is excused from detention" Kaminari said.
"Of course teachers are supposed to be fair" Aizawa said.
[Izuku, spoken]
"Um, actually, Ms. Kayama, all four of us are out on a hall pass. Yearbook committee"
Izuku handed the paper she was scribbling on to Ms. Kayama.
"Holy sh#t....." Sero said.
"Did Midoriya Just....." Tokoyami said shocked.
"FORGING IS VERY ILLEGAL AND SHOULD NOT BE USED FOR POPULARITY!" Iida yelled.
"It seems we've reached the beginning of Midoriya's desperation for popularity kero" Tsuyu said.
"Will it fool Midnight sensei?" Hagakure asked.
"Midoriya was confident enough to show it but we can't know for sure yet" Jirou said.
[Ms. Kayama, spoken]
"...I see you're all listed. Hurry up and get where you're going"
Ms. Kayama left without another word.
"OH SH#T IT FOOLED HER" the students yelled(except some obvious ones).
"I swear if you kids swear one more time I'll choke all of you with my capture scarf" Aizawa said covering Eri's ears.
Heather Katsuki grabbed the fake hall pass and examined it.
[Heather Katsuki, spoken]
"This is an excellent forgery. Who are you?"
"I wonder if our Midoriya can forge as well" Kaminari said.
"I will NOT let you have Midoriya forge signatures for grades and other things" Aizawa said.
"Don't worry so much Aizawa-sensei!" Sero said.
"Yeah! We'll just see if he can imitate our handwriting!" Mina said.
[Izuky, spoken]
"Uh... Izuku Midoriya. I crave a boon"
"A boon?" Mina asked.
"A favor or request" Kaminari said.
"Oh thanks" Mina said.
[Heather Katsuki, spoken]
"What boon?"
[Izuku, spoken]
"Um. Let me sit at your table, at lunch. Just once. No talking necessary. If people think that you guys tolerate me, then they'll leave me alone..."
"It definetly wont be JUST once" Kendo said.
"Agreed" Tetsustetsu said.
"Damn Midori just really wants to be left alone to the point of making a quote on quote" Hagakure said. "Deal with the devil"
[Heathers laugh]
"Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips, and absence notes" Izuku said.
"Damn if Midoriya wasn't a good student imagine how much stuff Midoriya could get away with in that world" Kaminari said.
"He could skip school without problem!" Sero said. "Or she I guess"
"If I catch you two trying to skip class I won't hesitate to expel you two" Aizawa said.
"Of course, sir!" The two said.
[Heather Eijirou, spoken]
"How about prescriptions?"
"She's a forger not a Doctor, Kirishima" Mina said.
"Who knows? I'm probably feeling really sick there" Kirishima said.
[Heather Katsuki, spoken]
"Shut up, Heather"
[Heather Eijirou, spoken]
"Sorry, Heather"
"Damn I'm a d*ck there" Katsuki said.
[Heather Katsuki inspects Izuku's face by grabbing her cheeks with one hand and making her face her.]
[Heather Katsuki, spoken]
"For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure"
"Looks obsessed?" Jirou said.
Heather Katsuki let go of Izuku and Heather Denki placed her hand vertically in the center of Izuku's face.
[Heather Denki, spoken]
"And a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves. That's very important"
"Looks obsessed" Jirou said.
"That's important.....why?????" Hagakure asked.
Heather Eijirou went over and inspected Izuku.
[Heather Eijirou, spoken]
"Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds"
"Izuku is not fat, Kirishima" Shouto said.
"Alternate world!" Kirishima said quickly feeling a dark aura from Shouto.
[Heather Katsuki, sung]
"And ya know, ya know, ya know?
This could be beautiful"
"Physically but they're gonna try and turn Midoriya isn't someone like them I can feel it" Mina said.
"Mascara, maybe some lip gloss
And we're on our way
Get this girl some blush;
And Heather, I need your brush"
"I will never understand makeup" Fuyumi said. "I just wear foundation every now and then but some girls are crazy about their makeup."
"Me neither" Author said.
"Let's make her beautiful"
[Heather Denki, sung]
"Let's make her beautiful..."
[Heather Eijirou, sung]
"Let's make her beautiful..."
[Heather Katsuki]
"Make her beautiful..."
"You can't 'make her beautiful' because she already is!" Shouto said.
(The three Heathers, spoken)
"Okay?"
[Izuku, spoken]
"Okay!"
"F in the chat to Midoriya?" Hagakure asked.
[Another day, another hellish lunch.]
[Sero]
"Out of my way, geek!"
[BELEAGUERED GEEK]
"I don't want trouble—"
[Mineta]
"You're gonna die at 3pm!"
"Does good male people exist here?" Sero asked.
"Ehhhhhhhhhhh" Author said. "Maybe?"
The Beleaguered geek accidentally bumped into a Republicanette and a new wave girl.
[REPUBLICANETTE & NEW WAVE GIRL]
"Don't you dare touch me! Get away, pervert!"
"Wow they just assume so quickly" Kaminari said.
[BELEAGUERED GEEK]
"What did I ever do to them?"
"I feel that" Tetsutetsu said. "I bumped into a girl accidentally in middle school on the chest and labeled as a pervert for a month."
[KIDS]
"WHO COULD SURVIVE THIS!?!"
"I CAN'T ESCAPE THIS!"
"I THINK I'M DYING!"
"Teen angst the worst thing ever" Aizawa said. "Body as a teenager and a teacher."
[Ms. Kayama]
"Who's that with Heather?"
"Midoriya/Izuku/Izu/Deku/Izukun" they said.
[The Heathers enter again...]
[KIDS, spoken]
"Whoa"
(sung)
"Heather, Heather, Heather..."
[NEW WAVE GIRL]
"And someone!"
[KIDS]
"Heather, Heather, Heather..."
[GOWAN & COACH]
"And a babe!"
"Wait a minute...." Mina said.
"THE COACH!?!" Yaoyorozu yelled. (Please tell me my friend got this part wrong bcz like wtf)
[KIDS]
"Heather, Heather, Heather..."
[Uraraka, spoken]
"Midoriya!?!"
[KIDS]
"Midoriya? Midoriya? Midoriya!"
(I get I should've used Izuku but Midoriya fit much more)
[The Heathers part, revealing a smoking hot Izuku (this is my friend's description) who has been given a make-over.]
(She was now wearing this and had makeup on)
Shouto May or may not be blushing at Izuku's makeover.
[Izuku, (KIDS)]
"And you know, you know, you know
(Ooohhhh!)
Life can be beautiful
(Aaahhh! Beautiful!)
You hope, you dream, you pray
(Ooohhhh!)
And you get your way!"
"There's always consequences though" Present Mic said.
(Aaahhh!)
"Ask me how it feels
(Beautiful!)
Lookin' like hell on wheels...
(Ooohhhh!)
My God, it's beautiful!
(Aaahhh! Beautiful!)
I might be beautiful...
(Beautiful!)
And when you're beautiful...
(Aaahhh!)"
[Izuku]
"It's a beautiful frickin' day!"
[KIDS]
"Heather! Heather! Heather! Midoriya!"
"Heather! Heather! Heather! Midoriya!"
"Midoriya! Midoriya! Midoriya!"
"Midoriyaaaaaaa!"
END
(I had no reaction in mind for that part sorry)
"That was....." Kaminari said.
"Cool? Insane? Cruel?" Author said and Kaminari nodded.
"Let me go save Ryoba and then I'll play the continuation" Author said as she disappeared.
~~~
(A/N) was crying in her bed.
She has just watched Heathers and now can't stop crying.
"I both regret and don't regret watching this" (A/N) said.