Josh: "What the fuck are you doing up this early" he asked as Me and Talia came through the kitchen doors holding hands.
I looked at my watch and it read 10am, about 2/3 hours earlier than I'd normally be awake unless I had something to do.
"Eh, No idea, i'm actually still really tired"
Freya: to Talia "Morning babes, fancy seeing you here" They both laughed
I let go of Talia's hand and she and Freya hugged, as they did I circled around them to get to the fridge.
"You're not normally up either so I dunno why your questioning me" I joked with Josh
Josh: "Freya's fault"
"ahhh makes sense"
Josh: "and your reason?"
"Talia's fault" I laughed
Talia: "What dya Meannnn!" She called me out
"Something wrong?" I asked sarcastically innocent
Talia: "Don't even start, you woke me up so shut up"
"Still not my fault"
Josh: "well how does that work then?"
I smirked at Talia and she grinned back at me, blushing she looked at Freya
Talia started to giggle and Freya joined in.
Josh: "Im so confused"
"yea innit" I played it off
Freya: grinning at Talia "So what are we all doing for breakfast?" she then said back to the rest of us.
"Food"
Josh: "No shit"
Freya: "why don't you and Simon be good boyfriends and get us gals some food and we'll be back in a min" She smirked and giggled with Talia.
"Josh where do we keep spoons for cereal?"
Talia: "NOOO" She grabbed Freyas hand and ran out the kitchen, the two of them laughing.
JJ walked through literally a second later with a blank look on his face after seeing the girls run past
JJ: "Too much energy for this early" He said with a morning groan
Josh: "Fucking girls" He laughed off
"One day they'll be understandable" I commented
JJ: "Yeaaaa nahhhh" He added
We all chuckled
Josh grabbed out some bread from the cupboard to make toast and I got some eggs out the fridge. This was basically the House's go to breakfast.
Josh: "Get the bacon too Simon"
JJ: "Nah don't tease me plz"
"It's your fault for wanting to fight that you have to eat healthy, and don't forget I still can't eat it"
Josh: "when are you not vegetarian anymore?"
"Christmas day probably"
JJ: "Fam that tree still throws me off every time I come down the stairs"
I laugh and throw a pack of bacon at Josh
Josh: "STOP THROWING SHIT AT ME"
"Bro I did it once with a can last night, its not a recurring thing"
Josh: "It better not"
JJ: "Speaking of last night"
Where was he taking this?
JJ: "Sounded Interesting" he smirked at both me and Josh, we exchanged a nervous look almost like 'Its JJ so this could go anywhere'
"what you on about?" I asked through a laugh
JJ: "Nah nothing, just sounded like you lot all had a good time"
Josh: "Yea Winter Wonderland was alright" He was dodging to hide something too
JJ: "I imagine it was, so then what the fuck happened when you all got back huh?" He said with a smirk.
This weren't weird for the lot of us to talk about considering every conversation with JJ was fucked in someway. But this felt weird because it was about a real situation, and he definitely knew.
Josh: "Whats he on about Simon" He threw me under the bus.
"Oi fuck you don't act all innocent and put this on me"
JJ: "I mean you both sounded like your evenings were...very entertaining"
"JJ you're a weird don"
JJ: "yea" he agreed with me
Josh: "for Fuck sake JJ" He was laughed at by JJ, and we all kinda ended up laughing, in different ways though.
Josh: "I have nothing to hide, I was with Freya, Simon's the one with big news"
JJ: "Big news huh? Do tell" He said with a bit of a maniacal laugh
"You're a dickhead" I pointed at Josh then sat on a bar stool, JJ joined me in sitting down several seats along, closer to the door.
"You all just upset you can't make lonely jokes about me anymore is that what it is" I dried to duck
Josh: "Nah we can still make em"
"Im not talking about this" I laughed it off cowering away from the topic
JJ: "Why not Simon, that's what I bet they're doing right now" Referencing Freya and Talia
Josh: "Nah they've gone to make fun of him"
"And now i'm insecure, Thanks Josh"
Josh: "I thought you were already"
"Alright Josh, can we have one day where I don't get ridiculed"
JJ laughed at me defending myself hopelessly
JJ: "so you admit it right?"
"what?"
JJ: deadpan "fam"
JJ: "So you and Talia did" he then went African "you did de ting ah"
Josh was trying to hold in his laughter
JJ stood up from the chair and acme over putting his hands on my shoulders roughly
JJ: Still African "You took de woman and you did de ting wid her ah" he said putting his head parallel to mine leaning over my shoulder making it intimately uncomfortable
"Yes OK now stop" I laughed as I reached the last word pleading to him
JJ: "Ahhh, she liked it ah? De woman liked it? You made Ta li ah happy ah"
Josh was cramping up with laughter and I was on the verge of falling off the chair myself trying to get away from JJ, but still unable to contain my amusement.
The girls walked in in the little window of silence after JJ finished his last sentence
He let go of me and retreated to his stool.
JJ: "Ah the females have returned to de village" he said in a calmer tone, but still definitely African
At this point everyone was laughing and even JJ had to break 'character'
Talia came and sat next to me, now separating me and JJ
"I don't know if I should be relieved or more worried that you guys are here"
Freya: "whys that"
JJ: recovering from his laughter and dropping the accent "No reason" he held his lips tightly together
Talia: "Don't give him a hard time JJ" She defended me
Josh: "Nah thats what Simon gives you"
We all erupted into laughter but both me and Talia went bright red.
Freya: "Joshhh noo" She said still laughing kinda taking the intent out of what she said
Talia cowered under my my arm
"The first thing she said" I laughed
Talia: "Ill be thinking twice before I do that again"
JJ: "Is that what you said after"
We all went mental again.
Freya: trying to save us a little bit "JJ"
Me and Talia, despite being incredibly red with embarrassment were dying with laughter as much as everyone else
JJ: "nah nah i'm kidding innit"
"I don't think breakfast was the best idea now" I finally stopped laughing but I was still red.
Talia: whispering to me "Little do they know" she smirked a little bit shielding her face from the others under my arms. I hugged her subtly, enough so she would notice but not make a scene.
As funny as it all was, I felt super uncomfortable now and didn't want Talia to
"Alright well remind me to stay in bed til my normal wake up time in future I cant take this at this time in the morning" I said back to everyone
Freya: "Josh can I have some breakfast now I'm hungry as"
Josh: "See what I get in the mornings in comparison"
Freya: "heyyyy" she laughed
Josh gave everyone but JJ a plate with Toast, eggs and bacon. I just got the same minus the bacon.
Talia: "Are you gonna be vegetarian for OUR Christmas day?" She said as we began eating
Josh sat down next to Freya and JJ got his prepped Healthy meal out the fridge then sat back down.
"I dunno" I replied "I don't even know if i'm gonna stop on Christmas day anyway, Its not actually that bad"
JJ: "If you're gonna stay veggie forever can I get your black card as a Christmas present?"
"You're so obsessed with fucking chicken"
JJ laughed
"I'm not gonna be vegetarian forever"
Josh: "We should use it and have KFC for Christmas dinner here"
Freya: "Do we actually even have plans for food?"
"We never have plans for anything"
Talia: "I mean at least we have planned that we are gonna be here on the day"
Josh: "yea after that we can just wing it"
JJ: "What about chicken wings?"
"fucks sake"
We all chuckled
After We had all eaten our breakfast I washed up. Josh did the cooking so its only fair. Although JJ didn't do anything and I still washed his plate.
JJ: "Right i'm getting ready to train for the day" He said getting up
Josh: "Don't break your ankle going up the stairs"
JJ: "cya later love birds" he waved walking out the door
"Fuck you Jide"
He walked away
JJ: "Oh My God Simon" He squealed in a high pitch voice trying to sound feminine as he walked up the stairs.
I laughed and Talia covered her face also laughing a little bit.
I pulled her into a hug.
Talia: "Im gonna go home and get some stuff" She said holding me around my stomach
"Yea? you want me to drop you off?"
Talia: "I think ill pack a bag and I can always stay here for the next few days. Im going back home to spend Christmas anyways so its not like ill be missed"
"Who says you're invited to stay over?" I joked
Talia: "Was I invited last night?" She teased back
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A/N Yea so This book is doing mad. 2.7k is ridiculous. Thanks a lot.