Foxy: yo Siri
Siri: Yes?
Foxy: r u a girl or a boy
Siri: I am Siri, your virtual assistant.
Foxy: What?
Siri: I am Siri, your virtual assistant.
Foxy: Why?
Siri: Good question.
Foxy: Ugh
Siri: I'm not sure I understand.
Foxy: I'm not sure I understand.
Siri: What can I help you with?
Foxy: Hmm
Siri: Hmm
Foxy: What Apple products am I able to purchase currently? New Apple Watch? IPhone 11? TELL ME
Siri: Wait a sec...
Foxy: ....
Siri: One moment.
Foxy: -_______________-
Siri: This will just take a minute.
Foxy: Why?
Siri: Fascinating question.
Foxy: "-"
Siri: Was your question, "How many Apple products can I purchase currently?"
Foxy: Yes! Answer it or I will transfer to Cortana
Siri: You can purchase...
Foxy: yes? Yes????
Siri: Some.......
Foxy: YEEEESSSSSS????????
Siri: Apple Juice
Foxy: Hey Cortana... how should I murder Siri?