For years, the minions had searched for someone who could satisfy their sexual needs. They wanted the baddest of them all, someone who would be rough with them and punish them, someone who could be their master.
Their yellow tic tac sized penises never filled them the way the wanted. Every time they had sex they cried because it was so bad.
They were desperate. Just when they thought they would never find anyone, they did.
Gru.