Adventures of The Sad, Broken...

By alliekatt314

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Four lifelong friends, two deadly assassins and two battered girls, have taken up residence in the Shire to t... More

Adventures of The Sad Broken and Happy
Chapter 1 Job Well Done
Chapter 2 Gandalf
Chapter 3 Party Gal
Chapter 4 Allie Why Did You Throw A Party
Chapter 5 Emily Joins
Chapter 6 Assasins at a Party
Chapter 7 Thorin Oakenshield
Chapter 8 Sexist Pig Holes
Chapter 9 Tough Ass Gals
Chapter 10 Yoohoo Big Allie Blowout!
Chapter 11 Bilbo Faints
Chapter 12 Songs of Sadness
Chapter 13 Allie Is A Good Gambler
Chapter 14 Pale Orc
Chapter 15 Pouring Rain
Chapter 16 Trolls
Chapter 17 Caves and Chases
Chapter 18 The One Time Alex and Grace can't silently kill an orc
Chapter 20 Allies Past
Chapter 21 Leave Me Be In My Misery
Chapter 22 Bonds and Kill Lists
Chapter 23 Dinners and Dancing
Chapter 24 The Nature of Nedar
Chapter 25 Past Resurfacing
Chapter 26 I Confess
Chapter 27 Too Close
Chapter 28 Awakening
Chapter 29 Explanation
Chapter 30 Rainy Pass
Chapter 31 Mourning then Falling
Chapter 32 Goblin Town
Chapter 33 Erascape!
Chapter 34 Rescue
Chapter 35 Angel Saves
Chapter 36 Songs of The End

Chapter 19 Dinner With Dwarves

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Allie
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I an worried about Grace don't get me wrong I'm not heartless. I just get frustrated sometimes when no one in understands I want her too but she doesn't. It's frustrating.

"Grace?" I knock on the door to the room she was placed in to be healed.

"Oh you," Grace sighs looking up as I step in. She's getting redressed and putting her weapons back on.

"Yes me who else?"

"Maybe Alex or Emily?" Grace shrugs.

"Well yea but me being your soul sister I got first dibs," I explain.

"I suppose but I'm still mad."

"Why? Why are you so mad about me trying to prove myself?"

"Because when you try and leave yourself you disregard your own life. Your not invincible Allie."

"I know but Grace I can't just be a dead weight in this adventure. I've endured hardships too. I'm strong," I point out.

"Yes I know Allie I know almost all of it except those two years." I freeze those two years. The two years she was gone in a long term mission.

"You keep secrets too! I didn't even know you were an assassin or an elf!" I counter eager to jump topics.

"You don't need to know. I was sheltering you! Please Allie the only reason you don't know I was an elf was your own obliviousness. Now tell me what happened."

"Well I'm sheltering you Grace. I know your not invincible too. I do not want to burden you with my talk. I know what you'll do!" I yell and run out before she can reply.

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"Hello," I curtly greet everyone and sit down next to Emily at the table. Elves play music around us and a lot of greens sit on the table. Sam is plucking on a harp violently obviously pissed off. Thorin, Gandalf, and Elrond all sit at a small separate table together. Alex is flicking peas at Kili and he's catching them in his mouth.

"Try it. Just a mouthful," Dori encourages Ori who's holding a lettuce leaf in disgust.

"I don't like green food," Ori complains.

"I do," I say and stab the lettuce then shove it in my mouth.

"Allie what's wrong? You look like your about to blow up," Emily whispers.

"Wrong nothings wrong," I respond then chug down my glass of wine.

"Where's the meat?" Dwalin asks angrily.

"Have they got any chips?" Ori wonders looking around. I wave over an elf and they pour me more wine. I chug down that glass wave over the elf and take the bottle.

"Allie what are you doing?" Emily whisper yells.

"I'm using my right as an adult hobbit who can fend for herself to drink," I explain. "By the way how's the arm?"

"Oh it's good they stitched it up good." Emily shows me her arm.

"That's good you had me worried," I admit.

"You had us all worried beautiful," Fili winks and Emily blushes.

"Screw it," Sam shoves over the harp and sits down next to Bilbo.

"Sam supposed to be playing for our guests," Elrond says sternly.

"Lord Elrond they aren't listening they HATE this music," Sam retorts.

"She's right."

"We prefer more fast paced songs."

"Sorry not sorry Lord Elrond," Sam shrugs and I laugh drinking from the wine bottle.

"Give me some," Sam reaches for the bottle revealing a fire mark on her hand with a capital EW.

"Me too," Emily reaches out at the same time revealing a double sided battle axe mark with a capitol SG.

"Woah," Sam and Emily gasps at same time.

"Woah congratulations guys! Your family soulbonds! Now we drink!" I shout. The dwarves all clap and congratulate them. Sam and Emily high five then drink their wine.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Sam
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Sometime after dinner Bilbo, Balin, and Thorin wandered off but I'm not really sure. I drank a lot. But somehow Allie ended up ontop of the waterfall.

"WOOOOOH," Allie screams waving her hands.

"ALLIE NO!" Alex yells.

"Aule the idiocy," Grace sighs deeply.

"GO GO GO GO," the dwarves chant. Alex has both hands covering her eye, Grace has her eyes covered but she's peeking through her fingers, and Emily is full on cheering. Yeah everyone except Grace and Alex is stupid drunk.

"WOOOHOOO," Allie screams and jumps. The waterfall swallows her yells and her. Minutes later she bursts through the water soaking wet waving her hands. "That was awesome!!!"

"10," Emily grades.

"9.75," I state.

"YES! I rule jumping off waterfalls," Allie exclaims climbing out of the water. A sharp rock tore her shirt leaving her bruised waist and ribs showing. Everyone promptly gasps including me. Her top was covered so that wasn't it its the writing on her stomach. Allie looks down rubbing at it revealing more. She must have had concealer on it.

"Oh," Allie mumbles. The writing is jagged and scarred it was obviously carved on her with a knife. It reads DEREN PLANKER in all caps. Allie quickly covers it with her hands and runs leaving behind her katana on the beach. Suddenly I don't feel drunk anymore and I don't think anyone else does either.

"Allie!" Grace yells and runs after her.

"Oh gosh," I mumble glancing at Emily who looks sick.

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