Troye ☹ : Sorry for being a dick, it's weighing on me now that I'm sober.
Jacob ☼ : OH! so he DOES have emotion?!
Troye ☹ : Shut up man, yes I have emotion, and I'm sorry.
Jacob ☼ : You're a lot nicer when you're sober.
Troye ☹ : and I'm a lot more content when I'm high.
Jacob ☼ : hmmm maybe you can find a way to be both while being sober!! :D
Troye ☹ : Yeah in my dreams man, also, random but, how old are you?
Jacob ☼ : I believe in you, but I'm 17!
Troye ☹ : Oh damn me too, you've got a good mindset for a 17 year old living in the 21st century.
Jacob ☼ : Why thank you! Tell me more, Troye.
Troye ☹ : What do ya wanna know man?
Jacob ☼ : Anything and everything!
Troye ☹ : Uh well, all I do fr is smoke, have sex, make music, explore at 2am with my girlfriend (usually doing highly illegal things), that's really all.
Troye ☹ : What about you?
Jacob ☼ : Thats sounds, well, eventful to say the least. I'm pretty boring, I'm a photographer, and a model. I'm also gay. I guess that's all.
Troye ☹ : Gay?
Jacob ☼ : Yeah, is that a problem? I swear I won't make it a problem!! Please don't hate me.
Troye ☹ : No it's okay i was just surprised.
Jacob ☼ : Whats your girlfriend like?
Troye ☹ : Oh I mean she's cool, I think she only likes me for the sex and drugs but whatever. There's not many other options around here. Plus I don't deserve any better.
Jacob ☼ : Oh wow that doesn't seem like much of a relationship but what would I know?
Jacob ☼ : Just be safe, and if you aren't happy and satisfied, leave her.
Troye ☹ : You still haven't understood, I'm never happy man.
Troye ☹ : Plus, it's hard to leave a drug addicted, pregnant girl.
Jacob ☼ : Hold the fuck on, what?
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Lizzy: Hey baby you free?
Troye ☹ : I guess, why?
Lizzy: Alleyway in 5? Parents are home, can't fuck at my place, and your place is too chaotic.
Troye ☹ : Are you sure this isn't gonna hurt the baby Liz?
Lizzy: Troye I don't care about this dumb fucking baby. I could care less if be getting dick would hurt it.
Troye ☹ : I'm not feeling up to it today Liz, can it wait?
Lizzy: Baby pleaseeeee, you know I love you.
Troye ☹ : I'm gonna smoke. Make it 10. I have to be home in an hour so we can't be long.
Lizzy: Yes! Please smoke, you're too passionate and nice when you're sober. See ya.
Troye ☹ : Ok.
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Jacob ☼ : Troye?
Jacob ☼ : Is she doing drugs while pregnant???
Jacob ☼ : Are you the dad??
Jacob ☼ : This isn't okay!!
Troye ☹ : You don't fucking know me Jacob!!! Stop acting like you do. My girlfriend is meeting me in 5, bye.
And just like that, Troye was high again.