(Y/N) Your Name
This was it. Your first day of your new job. You landed a job as the new herbology professor at Hogwarts: School of Witchcraft and Wizardry . They needed a new one,as old one, Professor Sprout, achieved enlightenment after dying in Saint Mango's from a weed-laced hydro flask in the ass incident, so she will not be reincarnating.
No, they will have to settle for Professor (Y/N), the new single teach in town. A single pringle ready to mingle. You only took this job after finding yourself with several restraining orders for "stalking". So now it was time to find love in the best place: a high school!