I'm focusing more on another Fanfic right now, so sorry if I don't update as much, but I'll probably be done with it soon.
Tony: You know Steve, you seem lonely.
Steve: What? No, I'm not lonely, I've got the whole team; Bucky, Sam, you.
Tony: I meant you need to find a partner. A girlfriend.
Steve: No, no I don't need a GIRLfriend.
Tony: Why? Does Cap want to experiment with boys?
Steve: No! That's ridiculous.
Tony: It's the 21st century, Rogers.
Steve: Just because it's the 21st century, Tony, doesn't mean I have to date boys.
I'm going for a walk.
Poor Steve, he was lonely, and he was interested in men, he was just afraid to admit it.
And in the midst of his thinking, he bumped into you.
Steve: I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to...
He looked up at you and saw your gorgeous face.
You: It's fine, if anything it's my fault, I wasn't paying attention, I was staring at my phone.
Steve: Everyone's staring at those these days.
You: You sound like my grandpa.
Steve: I'm Steve.
You: Y/N, nice to meet you.
Later:
You: So, Steve, tell me a bit more about yourself.
Steve: Well, my last name is Rogers, I was born on the 4th of July, I draw on sketchbooks. My favourite color is light blue, I've always wanted a cat. I have Frigophobia, fear of the cold, my favourite food is lasagna, I have extremely high alcohol tolerance, I can't even get drunk most of the time. Tell me about you.
You: I also love cats and have very low tolerance on alcohol.
Steve: Um, could I maybe get your number?
You: Sure, it's ( Insert phone number)
Steve: Thx.
He pulls out a flip phone and you just laugh.
You: You have a flip phone, jeez maybe you are my grandpa, which is weird since you look incredibl...y young.
Steve: Cat got your tongue?
You: Did you say that specific phrase on purpose? Because it's usually used when people are silent and we were just talking about cats.
Steve: You are unique.
You: Awww, don't make me blush.
Steve: I'll see you around.
You: Definitely not on FaceTime though.
At the Avengers Tower
Tony: Rogers, what has changed your mood? Did you find someone?
Steve: Maybe.
Natasha: Is Steve in a good mood? Why are you so happy now?
Peter: Rogers finally found his lucky gal?
Steve: No.
Peter: Im sure you will some day.
Steve: Maybe I already found someone.
Peter: Wait, that doesn't make sense, you said you didn't find a girl, but you found someone, wait, DID YOU FIND A GUY?!
Wade: He's bisexual, I'm pretty sure it's canon.
Clint: Did Steve find himself a boy toy?
Tony: Oh right I forgot, there's a new member coming in tomorrow.
Natasha: Oh my god, you idiot, when were you supposed to tell us?
Tony: About a week ago.
Wade: I can't wait to fuck him up.
Tomorrow:
(This is a phone call)
Steve: So, what are you doing?
You: Going to work, you?
Steve: I'm at work, new colleague's coming in today.
You: Well, I hope he doesn't bother you.
Steve: If he does, you'll help me feel better.
You: Sure, what are 2 umm people who don't hate each other for? What are we?
Steve: Huh, I didn't really think of that.
You: Well, I was hoping, wait talk to you later I have to go.
Steve: Goddamnit.
17 minutes later:
Fury: So, to ensure that fuck ups don't happen anymore, allow me to introduce you to... something wrong, Rogers? You seem a bit anxious.
Tony: He found someone yesterday.
Fury: Oh, I don't care. Anyways, please welcome your newest member,
Y/N L/N!
You: Hi everybody.
Steve: Y/N?!
You: Steve?!
Wade: Wow, shocking turn of events, I totally didn't expect this.
Clint: Wait, is he the one you've been talking about? He doesn't look like your type.
You: Who talked about a type of what now?
Wade: Let me ask him some questions, what is his full name?
You: Steve Rogers.
Wade: ah bup bup bup, his FULL name.
You: I don't know.
Wade: What is his favourite color?
You: Light blue.
Wade: What type of light blue?
You: The sky?
Wade: What is his favourite food?
You: Lasagna.
Wade: Whose lasagna?
You: His mom's?
Wade: 1/3 questions correct, what a shame, you were just looking for a daddy.
You: Huh, great first day, apparently the gentleman I met last night is Captain America and now a mercenary just called me a slut. I thought I was gonna be able to help people but no, Deadpool insults me even though that was the information I was given and that information I retained.
Wade: He's feisty, I like him.
Steve: Welcome to the team.
Tony: Yes, I will need to have a conversation with you soon, Y/N.
In your room:
*knock knock*
You: Enter.
Steve: Y/N, we need to talk.
You: I think we do.
Steve: On the phone, you said you were hoping for something, how were you going to finish that sentence?
You: Nevermind that.
Steve: Look, Y/N, maybe I misinterpreted what happened yesterday, but I was wondering if you and I could go on a... date.
You: What a shocking turn of events.
I don't know what to say.
Steve: Say whatever you want to say.
You: You are a nice person, AND you're attractive. So yes.
Steve: What are your powers?
You: I can control the main elements, so fire, water, earth, and air.
Steve: Fire? No wonder you're so hot.
You: Did you just flirt with me?
Steve: Maybe.
He leaned in, and you leaned back.
You: What are you doing?
Steve: I thought this might be a good moment to...kiss you.
You: I've never kissed anyone before.
Steve: Maybe I'll get to be your first.
You: Hopefully.
And then you kissed.
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Sorry this is half-assed.