Mali Hilbert
Deuce
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"Bitch it's wednesday post me hoe!" Riyah told me walking out the bathroom.
"Eh, but you no my wcw." I told her doing my face like 😬.
"Bitch stop playing with me." She said throwing the pillow at me I duck making her miss.
"You post me I post you ?" I asked her going towards instagram finding a picture I had of her in my phone.
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I was finna exit the app tell my phone vibrated. I look to see I was tagged in something on instagram. I went see who tagged I looked to see it was Kentrell. My eyes widen, I know this nigga did not.
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"And I know this nigga did not just post me and he got a girlfriend." I asked myself . Next thing you know it you can hear arguing next door I snort.
"Every since she came back, you never have time for me no more you never give me no type attention!"
I heard Kay yelled at him. "Lord Jesus, please bless that relationship." I said before I heard Riyah ass start laughing.
"Guh that is not funny." I told her before there was a knock at the door.
"My name is Brenda and I ain't getting it." I told her acting like I was on my phone.
"It's Dee and Tyler open the fuck up!" I heard my lil brother say making me smack my lips.
"I'm still ain't getting it the hell." I told her making her groan and get up to go get it.
"So what we finna go tear up?" Dee asked laying across the bed.
"Y'all tryna go to the mall?" Riyah asked locking her phone.
"Shit ya! Nana finna rack up on me." Dee said looking my way pulling my my hair.
"Awe boy, my wig go come off." I told him opening my camera out looking at myself fixing my wig.
"Nobody say wear a wig." He told me before snatching it off my head.
"Now Dee you know I'm finna beat yo ass now?" I started eying him before I punch him in his shit and we started fighting.
"Okay now y'all done." Riyah said pulling us away.
"Stank hoe." I told Dee right before I heard loud ass bang from next door.
"Bitch he then Nene that bitch." Riyah said making me look at her confused.
"Remember when KD told you he body slam Jania and shit?" She asked me making me remember.
"Ohhh, bitch you stupid. Kentrell ain't assault or abuse that guh, they just fought and he won. Sis need to learn how to fight or pick her battles." I told her straight up making them burst out laughing. I don't see what's funny I'm serious though.
"I can't take you serious with that bald cap on." Tyler told me making me give him the finger.
"Shid whenever, I always wanted to fuck an older—" Dee caught him off by punching the shit out of him in the chest.
"Ohhh nigggaaa!" Tyler said holding his chest wheezing.
"Bitch stop playing with my sister." Dee told him.
myQUEEN👸🏾💚
you okay?
lilTOP💚
no
myQUEEN👸🏾💚
okay, I was just checking
lilTOP💚
i swear u agg😂
myQUEEN👸🏾💚
lol wat i do😂
lilTOP💚
nothing mane you just an comedian 😂 wyd ?
myQUEEN👸🏾💚
finna go to da mall with lil bro, tyler, and riyah
lilTOP💚
AIGHT BRING ME SOMETHING BACK😌
myQUEEN👸🏾💚
aight fasho i gotchu 👌🏾
I locked my phone before getting up. "Y'all ready to go bitches?" I asked them grabbing my wallet.
"Yeah but, put yo wig on first." Riyah told throwing me my wig. I groan man I forgot about that bitch. I headed to the bathroom and went put it on. I didn't glue it down because I wanna be able to snatch it off whenever I want to.
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"I'm ready to gooo! My damn feet killing me." I complain waiting for Dee bitch ass to finish up.
"Hold on I'm all most done." He told me before grabbing a shirt and go towards check out.
After He was finish with paying for his clothes we started to head out the mall. "I ain't go lie it's hot as bitch out here." I said before snatching my wig off putting it over my shoulders holding it.
"I know this bitch did not." I heard Dee mumbled, "I don't know her!" Dee said going in a different direction from me.
"Oh my god! That's Deuce!" I heard some body shouted. Oh shit, I'm famous.
"Can I get a picture?" Some girl asked me while some girl was just recording. I know—okay.
"Sure sweetie pie just let me put my wig on." I told her before putting it back on fixing it then Riyah took our picture before they left.
"You know what you should do?" Tyler asked me as we get to the car.
"What take a bath? I'm stank?" I asked picking my arm up and smelling under it making him chuckle.
"No guh, make you a Youtube channel." He told me as I unlock the car letting them get in.
"Imma think on it." I told him starting the car up.
"So we finna celebrate Dee being release tonight, y'all up for it?" Riyah asked holding some nasty ass Vodka, patron, and jar off weed.
"It's up baybeee!" Dee yelled before yanking the jar from him.
"On god!" I said yanking the patron from her hand.
"Welp this finna be a fun ass night." Kentrell said as we all sat in a circle watching me pour some shots for each of us in the shot glasses Ben bought in.
"We finna forget everything that happen too, so somebody set a camera up to record the whole night." Tyler said pulling his phone out.
"Aye Imma just get one of my camera mans to come and film this night for us." Kentrell said before pulling his phone out making a quick call.
"So we go wait for the camera man or..." I question as I put the top back on.
"We go wait, he ain't go be to long. Aye Kay you show you wanna fuck with this cause if not you know you can head back to the room." Kentrell asked his girl.
"I'm good, I wanna have fun and get to know ya peps more." She told him making Riyah and I snicker, Kentrell looked at us shaking his head.
"I can't stand y'all." He said making me smack my lips.
"Well that's why you sitting down." I shrugged making them all smack they lips. We clowned around tell the camera man showed up.
"Aye lil whores y'all already know what's going on! My lil brother Dede just been release and you know we finna turn up for him!" I said getting all in the camera pulling Dee in with me putting my arm around his shoulder.
"They couldn't hold a youngin for too long ya heard!" He said before Baby Joe got in the camera.
"Rip my nigga Boozilla you know what it is mayne!" He said with his stank ass breathe.
"Y'all come on! We finna start, it's always them south side babies with they loud asses—" I cut Three off by smacking him behind his neck.
"It's always then north side babies talking shit!" I responded back making Kentrell smack his lips and shove me.
"But at least we back our shit up." He told me making me say"tuh"
"Lies!" Tyler said making all them north side babies look his way.
"Don't look at him like that, before us south side babies destroy y'all punk ass northsiders." I said bucking at him.
"At less we clean!" Ben yelled before we all started arguing about we better and shit.
"Okay just shut the fuck yo and accept that we Southside babies is the rawest outcha!" Baby Joe before Riyah came in.
"Yeah because y'all Northside babies be fucking y'all cousins!" She yelled at Kentrell, Ben, Three, Baba, and Herm.
"Bitch y'all broke!" Ben yelled jumping up.
"Okay andddd!" KD yelled out making all us, Baby Joe, Tyler, Dee, Meechie, Riyah, Boomer, and I, look at him.
"Bitch you might be, but I'm not!" I replied before taking a shot. I been doing that during our whole lil argument and nobody notice.
"Bitch you an alcoholic! I been seeing yo ass taking shots during all this!" Ben yelled out before falling out laughing.
"And what you is? A fucking crack head!" I yelled out making him stop laughing and straight face me. I seen Kentrell look at me sometime way like he got offended.
"Desean don't look my way either cause you one too, matter fact all y'all niggas one expect my brother." I told them pointing at all of them.
"Guh you know Dee ass a crackhead, look at him!" KD yelled out making us all look at my brother.
His ass was just sitting his ugly ass on the bed just looking up at the ceiling. "He high, he just thinking right now, so don't do him." I said defending my brother.
"Okay y'all ready to start this game or what?" Riyah asked as she refill my shot glass up.
"Okay everybody take y'all shot so we can start. De'Andre!?" Riyah called Dee making his ass jump and mug her ass.
"Here, come take yo shot! We finna start." She told him handing him his shot glass.
"On three we go take it." She said
"One-" Kd cut her off
"Wait what's this I'm drinking ?" He asked her looking at the shot.
"Patron, now come on." She said growing impatient.
"Two, thre—" Ben then cut her off.
"Wait wait, Deuce then had about 7 shots already. She can't take this one her ass already drunk." He told her making her groan.
"Man fuck it." Kentrell said before taking his shot and Three follow alone with him.
"Dick rider." I mumbled looking at Three making Baby Joe ass chuckle, who was standing on side of me.
"One, two, three!" And we all took our shot, well expect Kentrell and Three since they went ahead and took theirs .
Bunch of shots later
"I'm drunker then the fuck I need some Tylenol!" Kentrell drunk ass yelled out jumping on the bed before falling face first off the bed.
"Bitch getcho dumbass up!" I yelled tryna help him up but he pull me down with him and I was on top of him. He wrap his arms around my waist tightly.
"Guh, I miss yo pussy." He told me as he grab my ass squeezing it.
"Awe poo baby miss phat momma." I coo him as he lookme in my eyes cheesing hard ash nodding his head.
He then smash his lips against mines and our asses started making out on the side of the bed. We jump apart when we heard something crash.
"Aye, I cut my fucking hand!" Ben yelled out as I struggle to get myself up alone with Kentrell.
I seen they had blood all over Ben shirt, hand, the covers on Riyah bed, and on a knock out Baby Joe.
"Bae I'm weady to go back to t-t-the
the room." Kay slurred stumbling all over Kentrell pouting. Bitch drunk as fuck.
"Just sleep in here, we finna bring Ben to the hospital." He slurred almost falling back but I caught him.
"Deuce?" Riyah laughed recording me as I started to fake cryand slide out my chair in the Emergency room waiting room. I seen the women beside me just looking at me crazy.
"They said they go keep, Ben tell tomorrow since he drunk and he fell asleep while they was giving him stitches." Three told us walking back in the waiting room.
"Is he going to make it?" I asked him finna start crying because I was worried about my dawg Ben. I don't know what Imma do if I lost him.
"Bitch, he ain't go die. You acting like he just got shot or something." Riyah told me making me smack my lips before looking around for Kentrell. My eyes landed on him standing by the vending machine trying put an hundred dollar bill in it.
"Man Yb come on, you know you can't put that in there." He told Kentrell taking the money putting it in Kentrell back pocket and helped him walk.
Kentrell and I ran into the door as we was aggressively making out tryna get into his hotel room.
"Just use y'all key card, look just give it here, I know y'all drunk." Some old lady said before looking for his room key she found it alone with the hundred dollar bill. She unlock the door for us before leaving with the 100 dollar bill she found.
Kentrell close the door with his foot before he push me on the bed pulling his shirt off as I did the same with mines. Yep bitch we finna have drunk sex in this bed that him and his girlfriend sleep in.
"I'm never drinking with y'all two no fucking more!" Ben said as Riyah and I finally made it to Waffle house where we was meeting them.
"Nobody told yo black to drink, it was yo choice to drink with us." Riyah told him rolling her eyes.
"Look this bitch over here with some damn shades on. Bitch you ain't no damn Ray Charles!" Ben told me before knocking my shades off.
I got up out my sit and knock him on side his head. "Bitch stop playing with me. I ain't in the mood to be playing this morning!" I snapped at him taking a seat.
"First of all it's the afternoon." He mumbled rolling his eyes.
"Well Ben, I really don't care." I told him.
"Damn Kay, gave YB all them hickies last night! Them bitches had drunk sex." Baby Joe said as both of them walked and he started singing.
"No it was Deu—" I cut KD off by kicking him hard in his leg making him scream out in pain.
I look up to see Tyler, Riyah, and Dee giving me 👀. I looked away from them and scratched the back off my neck.
"So what y'all ordering ?" I asked them not making eye contact just looking through the menu.
"I hope his ass nutted in her ass too." I heard KD mumble making me look up and mug him and he returned it back.
"So , Mali, what you go name yo son when you have one? Cause I know you ain't go have a daughter." Riyah asked me looking through the menu, I just sat there and mugged her.
"Probably, Shu'tdaduckup." I told her making her uhm, before she caught on what I said and flicked me off.
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"Nigga leave me alone and go meet yo girlfriend!" I said as Kentrell kept messing with me and they thought it was funny, laughing and egging it on.
"I've been waiting just about all day for you to come on around here." He started singing, I groan.
"Cause I been trying to get at ya, but its been kinda hard to catch ya." He continued
"Hold let me get this." KD said pulling his phone out to record.
"Ah ooh. Ooh, ooh!" He sung making them fall out laughing I chuckled at his goofiest. I ain't go lie I miss when he use to do this type of shit when we use to date. I miss us🥺
"With all that pretty on your face, you don't even know what you did." He sung all off beat and shit. He put his hand on my cheek rubbing it.
"Where the fuck Kay ass at?" Baba said chuckling.
"You stole my heart from the start
got me triippin' like..." He sung before he came in with.
"Da'Naja, De'Naja, Oh De'Naja! Shawty I really wanna meet ya!" He sung and dance all in my face.
"Okay buddy you went to for with the Government." I told him mugging him before getting up out the bed to go to the bathroom.
"I ain't go lie I forgot that was her real name we always calling her Mali or Deuce." Baby Joe said walking all in my way.
"Oh Da'Naja." Kentrell mumbled making me glare at him and him to send me a smile.
"Get out the wayyyy!" Kentrell sung pushing Baby Joe out my way.
"Da'Naja coming through!" He sung before I tripped him making him almost fall.
"You know, fuck you...Da'Naja." He said before quickly moving away before I can hit him.
"Go take a nap with your girlfriend...Cause you need to take one." I told him
"Okay hurry and go use the bathroom bae, so we can take a nap. Bye y'all, me and bae finna nap." Kentrell told them making me roll my eyes and enter the bathroom.
"Bae hurry up so we can take a nap!" I heard Kentrell yell out making me smack my lips. Oh this nigga must have pop a pill.