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underscoregeoff i had a magical night with you! happy birthday jude ♥️
awstenknight HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! you mean so much to me !!!!!!!!
pattyxwalters happy bday puta i love you
julia_robbins1977 check your messages on facebook! dad and i love you very much baby girl ♥️
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January 17th, 2022
gawsten inc. [reincarnated]
gawsten: ON THE COUNT OF THREE WE ALL SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY
gawsten: THREE
gawsten: TWO
gawsten: ONE
gawsten: HAPOY BITHDAY TO YOU
pattyxwalters: happy birthday to you
jawnrocha: happy birtjday dear awsten
gawsten: HAPPY BIRTDHAY DEAR AWSTEN
julia_robbins1977: Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!
pattyxwalters: oh no
jawnrocha: happy birthday to you!
julia_robbins1977: Happy birthday to Awsten
julia_robbins1977: Dang it
pattyxwalters: that was so chaotic
gawsten: baby loves chaos
jawnrocha: bruh
pattyxwalters: what
jawnrocha: they haven't even seen the messages yet
gawsten: GOD i hate them sm smh
julia_robbins1977: Why are you so mean to them?
gawsten: I'm ~impatient~
julia_robbins1977: That's not an excuse.
pattyxwalters: haha loser
gawsten: BRUHDF JDBD
gawsten: WHY CAN PATTY BE MEAN BUT I CAN'T
julia_robbins1977: Because he's nice most of the time.
gawsten: ok.
julia_robbins1977: Oh no
julia_robbins1977: One of the cows is loose
julia_robbins1977: I'll talk to you later. Bye sweetheart, love you.
gawsten: Love you too mom
pattyxwalters: LOVE YOU
jawnrocha: love you!!!!!
syd_420_666_69: hi i thought you guys would like to know that papa and dad are both still asleep and that i am currently making myself oatmeal
gawsten: bitches
jawnrocha: wellll tell them to wake the fuck up
jawnrocha: legitimately do it
jawnrocha: if they get mad tell them that uncle jawn said to do it
pattyxwalters: you're such a bad influence
jawnrocha: tell that to your dick
gawsten: 😳
gawsten: was that shade
jawnrocha: I'd say yes but pp too small to make a shadow
pattyxwalters: my dick is decently sized
jawnrocha: bruh you wear size small condoms
gawsten: yeah but only because the small ones are the only ones that are ever available and condoms stretch so much that he don't need big ones
pattyxwalters: yeah
pattyxwalters: how do you even know what size i use
jawnrocha: awsten
jawn unsends the message once patty saw
pattyxwalters: oh
gawsten: EPIC i totally didn't wanna hear that
jawnrocha: sorry
pattyxwalters: yeah let's not talk about that
syd_420_666_69: dad is awake
pattyxwalters: gotta be specific hun
syd_420_666_69: papa
pattyxwalters: bruh
gawsten: geoff
pattyxwalters: oh
gawsten: she calls geoff papa and awsten dad
jawnrocha: since when
gawsten: since recently
underscoregeoff: good morning
pattyxwalters: good morning
gawsten: what happened to awsten
underscoregeoff: he's sleeping in
underscoregeoff: we usually wake up around 7:30 to make some breakfast and start syd's lessons
jawnrocha: sounds epic
jawnrocha: what are we going to do today
underscoregeoff: im taking awsten out for early lunch n then we're gonna go to the beach and come back home for a while and finally go out for his birthday dinner
gawsten: then pp time 😏
underscoregeoff: we'll see
pattyxwalters: your daughter is in this group chat
underscoregeoff: i know, i didn't forget
underscoregeoff: i think I'm going to wake up awsten I'll be right back
pattyxwalters: okie dokie artichokie
jawnrocha: i needa leave to get aws' present soon so i shall depart from here
gawsten: bye lad
pattyxwalters: i guess we should start talking to each other irl huh
gawsten: yeah probably
gawsten: come out here im making waffles
pattyxwalters: ooh yum
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Maccheroni Republic, 6:30 PM
All arrive to their table on time, according to the reservations. Otto gives Awsten a balloon, which he ties to his chair. Their waitress wishes him a very happy birthday.
GEOFF: Happy birthday baby. [kisses Awsten on the cheek]
AWSTEN: [chuckles] Thank you. And thank you all for being here. Today has been quite wonderful, just Geoff and I, but I really wanted to see you guys too.
GEOFF: [sighs playfully] He acts like I withhold him from you all. [takes a sip from his drink]
JUDI: You do the exact opposite!
PATTY: That makes it sound like he hates him and wants him away from himself.
Judi smacks her boyfriend in the shoulder.
JUDI: [to Awsten] Anyway, what's your plans for tonight? [basically does 👀👀]
AWSTEN: To get fucked as hard as possible. [Looks at Geoff] If my ass bone isn't broken afterwards, then it wasn't good enough.
GEOFF: Maybe I'll just slam you against the wall; I don't know yet, though.
OTTO: [fans himself] It's getting pretty fucking hot in here.
They all laugh.
Their waitress comes back and sets the drinks down. That's when she notices something. The bitch that almost ruined her boyfriend's life is just sitting there, enjoying her time like she hasn't caused any harm to anyone else. It makes Vivian's blood boil.
VIVIAN: Are you ready for me to take your orders?
GEOFF: Yes, I believe so.
She makes her way around the table.
VIVIAN: [to Judi; Coldly] And you?
JUDI: [notices her tone] Uh... the Maccheroni Stellaroni.
VIVIAN: That all?
JUDI: Yes.
VIVIAN: Okay. [smiles for the table] It'll be out shortly.
AWSTEN: Thank you.
She gives the order to the chef, then heads to the restroom to text her boyfriend.
tell me how to not fucking murder a stupid bitch at work
who
that bitch that almost got you arrested
oh
don't hurt her
why not
you're at work
also she's innocent. she was raped and now she has to worry about me just roaming around
what the fuck when did you become a softie
doesn't matter
ugh
now go back to work and DON'T be mean to her or I'll fucking hit you
okay
She goes back to work, minding her business by taking other tables and working on her past ones. When their order is ready, she makes sure to put a little extra ingredient called spit into Judi's meal.
VIVIAN: Here you go... [places the food down]... [to JUDI] And here's yours. [slams her plate on the table.] Oops.
She walks away from the table before anyone can react.
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Vivian sits in the chair across from her boss, staring down at her feet. Lewis is going to be so mad.
HER BOSS: We're going to make this quick. What you did was entirely immature and extremely rude of you. That poor woman is pregnant, and now you have her worrying over if she's going to get sick or not.
VIVIAN: I apologize.
BOSS: That's not going to cut it.
VIVIAN: Well what else can I do?
BOSS: Leave.
VIVIAN: What?
BOSS: You're fired, Vivian. You can't come in here anymore.
VIVIAN: [starts to panic] You- oh my god. [puts her face in her hands]
BOSS: I'm sorry. I know your situation, but I can't just let this go.
VIVIAN: [begins to cry] I won't do it again, I swear!
BOSS: I think you need to leave.
She looks at her former boss in defeat, knowing what she must face for this once she arrives at home.
VIVIAN: I... okay. [gets up]
BOSS: Your last paycheck will arrive in a week with regular pay. If you need any help finding another job, call up HR and you can give them my number so I can give you a positive review.
VIVIAN: Thank you.
BOSS: You're welcome.
Vivian exits the building with a tear-stained face.
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underscoregeoff
Awsten blowing out his candles.
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underscoregeoff my baby is wearing his new age wonderfully, and i absolutely cannot get enough of it. happy birthday aws <3
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gawsten horrible service at his dinner smh
grapeaws happy birthday awsten!
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Vivian makes her way up to the second floor of the abandoned hotel still showing its revolting displays of the seventies. She is more than petrified to tell Lewis the god awful news.
As always, she finds him seated in front of the threshold with a bottle of water in his hand. He looks like he's been shooting up whatever they have left, which will probably make this even worse than it would've been normally.
LEWIS: Hey.
VIVIAN: I have bad news.
LEWIS: [furrows his brows] What do you mean?
VIVIAN: You're not going to be happy with me.
Her boyfriend stands up, making himself appear much bigger than her.
LEWIS: What happened?
VIVIAN: I... I got fired...
LEWIS: Vivian!
VIVIAN: I'm sorry!
LEWIS: I- How could you do that?
VIVIAN: I said I'm sor-
He takes her by the throat and shoves her inside, pushing her to the floor of the broken room. Her purple locks that frame her face turn dark red as blood gushes from her nose.
VIVIAN: [sobbing; grabs her nose] Luis!
LEWIS: Why would you get yourself fired?! We needed that money!
VIVIAN: [stands up] Yeah, and for what? So you could continue to get your black bars?
LEWIS: Don't talk back to me!
VIVIAN: I'm a grown woman! I can talk however I want!
LEWIS: You're a middle school dropout who has an eighth grade reading level! You're inferior to me! You will not give me attitude!
VIVIAN: I'm your girlfriend!
He grabs her by her hair and drags her to the once was AC. He slams her head against it with much force.
LEWIS: You are nothing but a stupid whore. You got us out of our safe haven.
VIVIAN: Only because you "love" me.
LEWIS: I don't love you.
VIVIAN: [smiles] I know.
She knees him in between his legs, making him fall to his side. She quickly runs to the nightstand, searching for the bible. It's not much, but it's good enough.
VIVIAN: You need God, my love.
She repeatedly hits him with the book until he breaks into tears. Once she feels she has done enough, she pulls him on his back and strikes him in the nose.
VIVIAN: An eye for an eye and the world goes blind.
He lays there in defeat, watching as his girlfriend steps over him in victory. She was expecting a beating, and instead she gave one to her Lewis.
VIVIAN: [stops at the door] Get me tampons and we'll call it even, alright?
Lewis gives a thumbs up from the floor.
VIVIAN: Good. [exits]
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Man robs local store at gunpoint for feminine products
Lewis Balliol was arrested for armed robbery yesterday night at the Walgreens on South Broadway in downtown L.A.
Employee Quinton Clarke was the first to witness Balliol stuff feminine hygiene products into his coat pocket.
"He so casually put them in his pocket, so I approached him and asked if he'd like to purchase that, which is what policy says we're supposed to do."
Though Walgreens' policies may not prevent robbery, what happened next was totally unexpected.
"He suddenly pulled out a gun and told me to shut up," Clarke claims. "It was terrifying."
Balliol then shot the ceiling before he ran to the pharmacy.
Yvonne Garza was purchasing her medicine at the time when Balliol held her, two children and the pharmacist at gunpoint.
"He was screaming at the pharmacist to give him some Adderall for his girlfriend," she claims.
One of the children called the police which soon arrived to the scene.
Balliol will face jail time for armed robbery with $500,000 bail. Court dates are currently unavailable.
Judi stares at the photo attached to the article.
JUDI: Babe?
PATTY: Yeah?
JUDI: Come here.
Patty joins Judi at the couch.
PATTY: What?
JUDI: You see that man? [points to his picture]
PATTY: Yeah?
JUDI: That's the guy who was there that night. That's the missing guy.
Patty looks at her in shock.
JUDI: I'm calling the police station.
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you're spinning me around, my feet are off the ground...
i love that song lol
happy holidays
~ryan