Back in the day when there was yelled witch at a girl everbody would sharpend their pitchforks, so here I Peter Parker am going to look for one Polly Cooper, Betty Coopers older sister, i'm kinda torn right now, I can't decide who is most scary of the two, Polly for jumping out a window or Betty for almost drowning Chuck, okay lets be honest Betty is clearly the psycho of the two, shall we take a look at Betty 'the psycho' Cooper, okay dont tell her I called her that or she will go dark Betty all over my ass, dark Betty is freaking scary, first, she plans to take revenge on Chuck, which is quite honestly not that bad, but drugging him, hand cuffing him, okay is Betty just into kinky things?, I wonder if Felicia is into those kinds of, woah okay enough of these thoughts, so back on topic of Betty Cooper, then she tried to drown the poor guy, okay poor guy is a loosely term used her okay, if she would just have a goon squad best him up I wouldn't have helped him, oh jeepers whoa am I kidding, I totally would have saved him, stupid morals, Betty thought she was Polly and Chuck was Jason, so she wanted an appology for what he did, and then proceeded to drown him or push him underwater, so in conclusion, she is crazy.
Riverdale high (Peters pov):
Jughead stopped me as we were leaving the school to look for Polly, "hey man, I need a favor, i'm, listen I need your help", Jughead said.
"Sure whats up?", I asked, as we walked out of the front doors of the school.
"Can you come help me with something in sunnyside, I need to show you something there", Jughead said.
"Sure, can we do it now, so we can help Betty and the Coopers?", I said, Jughead gave me a quick nod and we were off to the southside of town.
Sunnyside trailer park:
We are in the trailer park, but from the looks of it Felicia isn't home, which is good, because she would gut me if I came without visiting, yeah I hear, i'm whipped, so what?, have you looked at her?, she is a freaking godess, soon my inner monolog was interupted as Jughead waved a hand infront of my face, "hmm?", was all I could get out.
"Are you coming in or are you just gonna daydream about Felicia all day?", Jughead said as he opened the door to his home.
Jugheads trailer:
Holy Thor, its smells of alchol in here, jugheads house is not really fancy, its quite, Well lets be its its freaking filthy, have they never heard of a cloth?, jeepers just open a window.
As we walked into the trailer, we saw the tv was on, soon a cough was heard and oh my holy Thor thats the guy from the drive in, the one whom talked to Hermione, he's Jugheads dad?, ofcourse he is, he walked into the kitchen with a full glass of yeah I have no idea, I dont drink that much, he looks awful, he stops, puts the drink down on the kitchen table, and looks at us both, he's eyes stop at me for a moment before he turns towards Jughead "the prodigal son returns, how are you doing?", he finally asked his son.
"I'm hanging in there dad, this is my friend Peter by the way, not that you care", Jughead replied to his dad.
"I'm Peter", I said and extended my hands towards him.
He only looked at it for a moment before he shook it, "FP", he said and returned his attention towards Jughead again, "good, so what brings you guys by?", he asked Jughead.
"I came by to as if you would consider going back to work with Fred Andrews, and getting my camera, for Peter", he said.
"What?, I have a good camera right here", I said.
"Sure it was in the 70's", Jughead said, as he held up the camera he wasn't using anymore, wow what a beauty.
"Fine you win, now gimme", I said as I took the camera "I Owe you one man", I finished, Jughead gave me a nod, Well he did say we were douches that nodded at eachother, what the hell I got a new camera.
"So dad, I came by to ask if you would ever consider going back to work with Fred Andrews", Jughead said.
"Huh, funny he called me, gave me the exact same offer, but I said no, he fire me, i'm no bigger Jughead, you know that", FP said.
"Well for starters, a man with a job, trying to fix things with his family", Jughead said.
"Talk to your mom, shes the one who gave up on us, she took jellybean", FP said, Great now I want a snack.
"FP", I started they both turned to me, "listen I dont know your familys deal, but this is a good opportunity, take it from me, I have lost so many people I care about, that if I got one chance to spend with them I would do anything, dont let this go to waste, Jughead and Archie have gone a long way to get you this, for your family, please at least listen to what Fred has to say", I finished.
"You're the northsider, that snuck out of Felicias trailer, I'll think about, but you need to stay on the southside, you were also the one I saved from the younger serpents", FP said, Jughead looked at me with wide eyes as I survived the encounter, Well its more like he saved the young serpents am I right or am I right?
Jughead went into his room to grab a jacket, FP stopped me from going in, "we need to talk, who are you, because you look alot like my frie...", he started, FP Jones just looked at me, like a lightbulp went on in his head "you're Richards son, I dont believe it, you sound so much like him, i'm sorry about your loss, hell he was one of my best friends, of all the places you could live, you came here, why?", he said as it was obvious.
"My aunt grew up here, you might have known her, May Reilly", I said.
"May Reilly, is your aunt, then she....married Richards brother, how is he?", FP asked.
"Gone", I said as a tear slipped from my eye.
"Shit i'm sorry, listen, if you need anything, the serpents are here, Richard was amoung the best of us, and Mary changed him into something even better", FP finished as Jughead entered the living room.
"Come on Peter, lets go", Jughead said.
"Yeah, lets go, FP just think about the deal please, its not to late to save your family", I said.
"I will kid, I will", FP finished, as Jughead and I started to walk for the location of the witch hunt.
Eversgreen forest:
So here we are, in the forrest on a rather chilly day looking for the one and only Polly Cooper, the bulldogs, the core six as I like to call us, the pussycats and ofcourse Hal and Alice Cooper were out here looking for Polly.
Betty and Jughead were standing infront of our group to give a quick briefing, "so, the sister of quiet mercy are north from here, the getaway car was on route 40", Betty said.
"The closest bus station is east, headed towards sweetwater, so in conclusion, if Polly would leave Riverdale without being seen, she would have to leave through here Evergreen forrest", Jughead said.
We walked through the forrest, but Josie went up to me, "okay we need to talk", Josie said.
"Sure, about?", I said, kinda confused why she would want to talk, oh jeepers this is about the hickeys isn't it.
"So apparently I placed some rather large hickeys on your neck", Josie said as she pulled my scarf away "wow, I did a good number on your neck huh, was I good?", Josie said with a smirk.
"Erhm, wh-wh-where did you even hear that?", I said back as we every now and then yelled for Polly.
"Veronica, she said you said we were having some fun", Josie said, and ofcourse Josie and Veronica talk, they are afterall becoming friends, holy Thor, it would have been so much easier saying, 'no it wasn't Josie, but Felicia', but then again Ronnie and Josie would have taken turns in beating me up.
"Sorry, its just new, Ronnie saw and asked if it was you, and it just slipped out it was you, sorry", I said and scratched the back of my neck.
"Its fine, do I know her?", Josie said, as she searched my eyes.
"Kinda, but i'm keeping it close for now, since its new and everything", I said, and gave her a smile.
"Okay, just know i'm here for you", Josie said and gave me a hug.
"Can you be my cover for now, since I need to see where i'm heading with this girl", I said.
"Sure, just tell me who it is when your ready", Josie said, and we continued walked through the Wood, I have a feeling Josie will change her mind once she knows who the girl i'm with is.
I left Josies side and joined Betty and Archie up front, "hey guys, I really hope we find your sister soon, since its gonna be cold tonight, and she should not be out here alone, in this weather", I said.
"Hey, yeah I know we have to find her soon", Betty said.
"So Betty, om sorry you had to go through all this stuff with your sister, i'm sorry I wasn't there for you", Archie said.
"Atleast your here now, you too Peter, thank you for everything you have done for me", Betty said and smiled that adorable smile of hers, no bad Peter, she's Jugheads girl.
"You're welcome, i'm just hoping we find your sister", I said, and started looking deeper into the Woods for Polly, but this forrest is huge, this is like finding a needle in a haystack.
"Hey Peter over here", Kevin yelled, and waved me over.
"Hey whats up?", I said as I walked with Veronica and Kevin.
"Did you know about the situation in the Pembrooke?", Kevin said, and gave me a look.
"Yeah, I was there", I said, and Kevin grapped me, and gasped loudly "and you didn't tell me, i'm like a vault", Kevin said.
"Yeah, where the code is 1234 to get in", I said, which earned chuckle from Veronica and a slap on the arm from Kevin.
"Yeah Peter is right, you're not, whats the term, alcatraz safe, more like arkham safe, where the villians keeps getting out", Veronica said.
"You did not just make a Batman reference, and Veronica I'll let you know i'm.... okay, I like the gossip, so tell me how the cold war is going", Kevin finished.
"Its horrible, listen I hate fighting with my mom, but until she's ready to admit, and to own that she forged my name to help her unholy trysting with Fred Andrews, I can't blink Kevin, she needs to make the next move", Veronica said as we continued to walk through this freaking cold forrest, okay I just wanna go find Polly and go home.
"Hey Ronnie, got anymore hot chocolate in that purse of yours i'm kinda cold", I asked and flashed her a smile.
"Sure here", she said as she looked into her purse, handed me a cup and poured the delicious treat into my cup.
"But what if she doesn't blink?", Kevin asked.
"Well I have an idea, back in New York, whenever I needed to blow of steam, or force my mothers hand, i'd go on a bender, dancing with my fave celebrity galpal, my best gay, and some din-witted, sexy, disposable arm candy", she said as we still walked into the forrest, I dont fit into any of those catagories, "thats Josie, you Kevin, and for the arm-candy, Reggie would do", she said.
"I'm in, i'm so in, but what about Peter?", Kevin asked.
"Oh right and my best friend ofcourse duh, you must come, Josie will be there", Veronica said and wiggled her eyebrows.
"Shut up, are you and Josie back together?", Kevin asked.
"What? no, I dont know, I'll be there", I said, and walked forward.
"Anyway, should we invite Betty?", Kevin asked.
I felt a tiny buzz in my head "I have a feeling she will be occoupied, look its the Blossoms", I said and pointed in their dirrection.
"Alice Cooper, where is your daughter", Penelope asked or more demanded to know.
"Do you think if I knew I would be out here in this forrest running a goose chase", Alice answered.
"Face it mother deareast, Polly killed Jason", Cheryl said.
"Wow Cheryl, maybe you should back off, for all we know you killed him", I said in Pollys defence
"Well loser, I loved Jason, I would never harm him", Cheryl said.
"Well Polly did escape, maybe she escaped to kill him, then came back only to escape again", Clifford said
"Listen close Alice, when we find your murder of a daughter, the entire town of riverdale, will know what Polly did, I know it, everybody here knows it", Penelope said and walked away with her Well batshit crazy family, like holy Thor, maybe they sacrificed Jason to a pagan god, for their syrup harvest I dont know, to keep their hair Shiny and red, who know, one thing is sure that family is insane.
I leaned close to Veronica "Well maybe Penelope and Clifford killed him", I whispered but earned a glare from Penelope, she doesn't seem to like me very much, what a bit... not so nice women.
"Hush, she could have bat hearing", Veronica said and we both let out a small chuckle.
"Erhm guys, why is there a tv Crew here?", I asked as we made it towards a house.
"Alice have called a press, she wanted to announce something, Betty told me", Jughead said, as we went and stood in the crowd, listening in on Alices speech.
"There have been alot of rumors today about our beloved daughter Polly, and we're all standing here to tell you that they're all false, yes, its correct Polly was getting treatment in a private faciltiy", Alice started, okay lets stop right there, it seemed more like a Well a prison, or torture, I can't really decide "and she was under strict observations, even when Jason was killed, Polly could never harm a fly, let alone the father of her unborn child, so Polly if you see or hear this, please come home to us", Alice finished.
"Shes pregnant?", Veronica whispered to me, I turned to her and gave her a nod.
She slapped my arm "ow, what was that for", I said.
"Well first you start dating Josie again, not telling me, then you know Polly's pregnant and doesn't tell me", she said and walked forward, i'm a dead guy right?, when she finds out who i'm seeing right?, yeah I thought so.
"Yeah sorry, but i'm really hoping this manhunt will be over soon", I said, Veronica turned to me and said "dont you mean girlhunt?", she laughed, we looked for the rest if the day but didn't find her, it has been a long day, all I wanna do is go home take a hot shower, and sleep
Parker residence:
I opened the door and walked inside, I saw a leather jacket on a chair, "hey May i'm home", I yelled.
"In the livingroom", May said, I walked into the livingroom, and "Felicia?", I said.
"Hey Peter, I came to visit you, but your lovely aunt invited me in, and I couldnt say no", she said as she walked up to me and planted a kiss on my lips, a camera was them heard going of.
"MAY, stop taking pictures", I said, becoming alittle red.
"I think its cute, how much your aunt cares about you", Felicia said as she pinched my cheek.
"So Peter, your girlfriend here tells me, you have been together for awhile now, why haven't I met her before?", May asked.
"Because i'm, new to these things?", I said.
"Was that a question or you telling me?", May asked.
"Telling?, I feel like thats the right answer", I said.
"Look at him isn't he cute, thanks for the tea and cookies May, but I have to go", Felicia said as she gave me a kiss and went out the front door, going home.
"I like her Peter, shes nice", May said, she started walking into the kitchen when she turned around "what is it with you and girls with gorgeous legs, you like the legs", May said and continued into the kitchen.
"I'm tired May, i'm going to be", I said, and walked up the stairs.
When I walked into my room I was jumped from behind, I quickly threw the attacker of my back and onto the bed, "ow, what the hell Peter", Felicia said "its cool when you do it to Fangs, Sweets, hell even Tones, but not me", she said as she laid on the bed.
"I'm so sorry Felicia, you surprised me, what can I do to make it up to you", I asked.
"I have an idea", Felicia said as she removed her jacket and jumped me again, we landed on the bed, and well it was a good night yet again, hopefully this won't bite me in the morning.