Mental Beatdown

Por Woowoowriting

82.8K 5.3K 1.3K

A book about the stuff I hate and why I hate it. And whatever else I want to throw in there because I don't f... Más

Mental Beatdown
Google Plus
20 Things About Me
I-Tunes
PEOPLE STEALING MY SHIT
People Who Type Multiple Messages for No Reason
Pretentious Fucking Poets
Fucking John Green Quotes/Fangirlism
Fucking Social Causes/Never Shutting the Fuck Up
Tumblr Reporting News/Uninformed, Biased Teens Giving Us News
Hating on Stuff That Everyone Hates
"All About That Bass"
Whoring Out Covers
People Who Hate Homosexuals
Not Understanding Loners
People Getting Angry Over Sexual/Gender-Specific Terms
Fake Hipsters
Embarrassing Shit About Me
"Men Are Pigs!"/False Claims of Sexual Harrassment
More Shit About Me
"Date a Girl Who..."
Augustus Waters
Writing Excuses/Expectations
Arrogant Authors
The WattPad Inner Circle/#thegreattakeover
26 Things About Me
Views on Female Masturbation
"They're More Oppressed!"/"I'm Worse Off!"
Sam. Motherfucking. Smith.
"Sex is So Edgy! 10/10!"
Misconceptions About Lesbians
The Motherhood and Feminism Issue
Social Justice Warriors
Fuckboys Asking "How Do Lesbians Have Sex?"
DashCon
Blue is the Warmest Color
Me, Earl, and the Dying Girl Being Compared to TFIOS
"Banksy is Racist!"
IMPORTANT
Kim Davis
"I Can Say It! First Amendment Rights!"
Criticism of (500) Days of Summer
Islamophobia
i-Phone Unlocking Controversy
Election Fear

Reading Lists That Are Annoying

2.1K 123 97
Por Woowoowriting

One thing that I've noticed about people on here is that they love giving their reading lists cryptic as fuck names. I don't know what you mean when you put my book under "Cold Saturn" or "Infinite Hair Gel." I'm assuming you named them so people would get some sort of meaning out of them, but I still don't get it. Even when it's slightly easier, like "Candy" and "Pizza," I still don't understand the difference. You like candy more? Candy is sweeter? I don't know.

I try to make my reading lists as easy as possible to understand, just because of this issue that I have. Maybe it's just me being an idiot, I don't know, but sometimes I read the reading lists my books are added too and can't help being like "I can't tell if this is an insult or a compliment."

One last thing: The people who write the books you add can read what reading list you add shit to. I say that because I've had a few cases where my books have been added to stuff like "?" or "Okay I guess" or "...". What the fuck. What the fuck. Why even add it to a reading list if you think my book is shitty. Why. You're a shitty person for advertising my book as shit and also a shitty person for (probably) knowing I can see it and doing it anyway.

Ugh. 

Seguir leyendo

También te gustarán

96.2K 1.3K 48
𝐈𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 , 𝐀𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐲𝐚𝐡 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐧 𝟏𝟎𝐭𝐡 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞, 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐡...
38.1K 70 17
just some of my horny thoughts;) men dni
24.3K 1.8K 46
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟐𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲/𝐧'𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭-𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐬/𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢�...
53.3M 378K 66
Stay connected to all things Wattpad by adding this story to your library. We will be posting announcements, updates, and much more!