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Even more Scarlet AU
Scarlet Lady: *to livestream viewers* Hi, my lovely fans! It's that time again! Another akuma, another-
Marigold and Cat Noir: Another Day In Hell! *Jazz hands*
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Scarlet Lady: Okay, we need work together. Cat Noir, you take care of the minions. Stumble Bee- I mean, Marigold, you sting the akuma.
Marigold: And what are you going to do?
Scarlet Lady: I take the responsibility, duh!
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Chloé: Yesterday, I had the honour of meeting Scarlet Lady!
Adrien: You mean Scarcity Lady.
Marinette: More like Lady Muck.
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Rogercop: Scarlet Lady, you are guilty of obstructing the path of justice!
Cat Noir: Sir, that's only the tip of the iceberg.
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Marigold: Cat Noir, use that fine cat agility of yours to get the akuma distracted, be careful so you don't get hit. I will try to use my venom.
Scarlet Lady: Wait, I actually want to help here, what can I do?
Marigold: ...Ladybugs are good at playing dead, right?
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Scarlet Lady: This team would not have worked if it weren't for our compassion, dedication and admiration.
Marigold: Yeah, and what have you contributed with?