trashmouth: my crush doesn't like me! fUCKIN MINT
trashmouth: my crush and i are going to homecoming as friends! fUCKIN MINT
beaverly: u gud?
trashmouth: yes i'm fucking great bev totally didn't buy myself ice cream with the last bit of money i have and fucking cried while watching tik toks and remembering how beautiful stan is
beaverly: u wanna come over?
trashmouth: i look like a mess and i don't want the good ole parents knowing i sneak out..wait.
beaverly: awh rich :( i'll come over!! we can eat ice cream together and watch whatever movie u wanna watch? smoke?
trashmouth: fine fine u come over ill still look like a mess from fucking eddie's mom all night
beaverly: even when ur not with him u make jokes about fucking his mom,,heh i luv u
trashmouth: luv u too bevvie, now hurry ur ass up before my own ice cream melts pleath
beaverly: sneaking out now
[read at 4:20 am;)]