Deadpool was joining the avengers today, wait WHAT?!
Why am I surprised? This is a fanfic, what is up with this nonsensical comedic effect?
When he walked up to the team, he saw you.
"I've never seen you in the comics before"
Peter: Deadpool, you're so weird.
Tony: Why did we recruit him again?
You: I'm an OC...duh!
You just stared at each other for a bit...and then started making out.
Clint: attaboy!
Tony: What the...
Steve: fuck?
Clint: Did Steve just curse?
Deadpool: Now let's go get some ch...
You: churros!
Deadpool: What the fuck?
You: and chimichangas?
Deadpool: That first word was unnecessary.
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Part 2?