HALAL JOKES

By Writing_Is_My_Bae

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"Wanna date?" "I got a whole box." More

Yoga Room
Dreams
Too Many Muslims
The smile...Husband & Wife
The Mafia & The Bookkeeper
Salah
Bread
WUDU
079 Fear Allah
Central Park
Me First
General Practitioner
Bob and Steve
Jumah
Run
A Dialogue Between A Scholar And An Alcoholic
How To Get That Perfect Wife
The Old Man And The "Hoor Al-Ayn"
Funny Responses From Shaykh Mutlaq
Shaykh Abdullah Al-Mutlaq Makes Du'aa For A Woman Who Needs A Husband
Extraordinary Answers Of Sh. Ibn Uthaymeen
Talking During Salah
Drinking
A Business Man With 4 Sons
Dogs& Pictures
Q&A
Surah Nuh In Salaah
Alayhis Salam
Halal Meat
criminal/sinner & Surah Mursalaat
The Cow & The Elephant
YOLO
She's Halal
MADE IN JANNAH
Romeo & Juliet: Muslim Edition
Singing
An elderly lady
NOT AN UPDATE
The Three Rings Of Marriage
Bacon
BAD HAIR DAY
THE SAUDI GUY
time of the month
Muslim Attitude
Muslim Doll
All About Me :)
LMHO
Muslim Boy :)
No Need To A Make ุณ
Prayer Mat & Shaytan
Crush & Me
Good Muslim Girls
After Nikah
Wanna date?
WoWoWOw HaRAm.
|T a j w e e d|
S W A G
Drake & newbie-Hijabi
'#' & Ramadan
WiFi & Mosque
โ™ฅTakbeers|Eid Mubarakโ™ฅ
Wallah No One Cares
HotLine Bling
Good Bro VS Road Bro
Hijab is MUST
Astaghfirullah
Wudu Crisis
Lmao torturing muslims is prohibited
jini low key creeping
ISIS STOP

Gog and Magog

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By Writing_Is_My_Bae

My favorite one :)

A fool consoling a man on his brothers's death said "May Allah give you a big reward and have mercy on your brother and save him from the questions of Gog and Magog". All those present noticed his mistake and began to laugh at him and asked "Is it Gog and Magog that will question?" He replied "May Allah curse the devil, my tongue slipped. I wanted to say Harooth and Marooth".

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