Funny Responses From Shaykh Mutlaq

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Funny Responses From Shaykh Mutlaq

Someone called Shaykh Mutlaq asking him:
Is it allowed to eat the meat of penguin.

The Shaykh answered him:
If you found it! eat it!

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A Man called him:
Shaykh, I have divorced my wife in a situation of anger! how can I return her back?

The Shaykh said:
O brother! all of those who divorced their women did so while they were in a situation of anger. Have you ever seen someone divorcing his wife while he is eating seeds (well he means something like sunflower seeds to present the carefree and relaxing mood someone can be while eating them lol)

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Another caller asked him:
O Shaikh, I enter the toilet having my mobile phone and the whole Quran is stored on it, is that allowed?

Shaikh: Yes, there is nothing wrong with that.
Caller: But Shaikh!!! the Quran is saved there! how come??!!
Shaikh: O borther! its okay, its only saved the memory of the phone.
Caller: Shaikh!! THIS IS THE QURAN!!! HOW CAN IT BE IN THE TOILET???
Shaikh: Do you memorize any of the quran?
Caller: Yea, I memorized many of it.
Shaikh: Okay then. Whenever you wanna enter the toilet, leave your brain outside!

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