Justin's POV:
This past month has been a battle of wills in the Bieber house.
Mrs.Bossy Pants has turned me into her personal slave boy, and I don't mean sex.
Get your minds out of the gutter, people!
I'm talking about chores galore.
Twinkles just sits on her throne of fluffy pillows and basically orders me around.
"Justin, can you swiffer the kitchen?
I see dust bunnies."
"Justin can you run to the store and get lavender scented garbage bags, the pine scent one's are overpowering my sense of smell.
I mean now though."
(It was midnight when that request came in)
"Babe, can you clip my toenails?
I can't reach them?"
"Honey, can you run to Lowe's and get a quart of paint called Magnolia Home for the babies nursery?
It seems more calming than the Sweet Blush."
( I had already painted the nursery 3 times over)
"Ogre, can you make me pancakes? With the chocolate chips in them?"
"Can you rub my feet?"
It never stopped, from the moment Hailey would wake up...she'd have me doing something.
You'd think I'd have people doing this shit for me, being rich and famous.
Ha...nope.
The Queen only wanted me, her peasant boy to roam the Kingdom for her.
And I couldn't say a damn word, because Twinkles was 8 and a half months pregnant.
She was in the waddling stage of pregnancy.
The stage where she looks like she swallowed a watermelon.
Her only job at this point was to waddle from one soft throne to the next.
And eat.
And sleep.
After all, she was growing our baby.
So yeah...I may bitch to you about Mrs.Bossy Pants, but I know better than to say anything to her.
I'm not that dumb.
And I love my Watermelon Belly Queen so damn much.
I'm just exhausted, and the baby isn't even here yet.
Speaking of the baby...
She still has no name.
Twinkles and I can't agree on what to name her.
We literally lay in bed at night with multiple baby name books, and debate each other.
I'd say, "How about Lyric, something to relate to music?"
And she'd say, "Justin be serious, we are not naming our daughter after words to music".
Then she'd say, "What about Stella? It's so classic sounding?"
And I'd say, "If by classic, you mean sounding like stale bread.
Stale Stella...not happening".
At this rate, the baby was going to be born nameless.
I wasn't giving up on being the one to name her though.
I figured, since I always knew she was a girl....I should be the one to name her.
Twinkles obviously didn't get my logic.
But I was not going down without a fight.
I even had t-shirts made with the names I was campaigning for.
I would walk around the house wearing them.
#TeamEverley
#TeamCharlotte
#TeamAurora
I had them made in every color and would rotate them out.
I figured the more Twinkles saw them...the more she would come to like my top 3.
Besides her top 3 were weak.
She liked Kate...but that's my grandma's name....and my grandma is kinda crazy.
No offense Gram, but I can't have a crazy daughter.
Hailey also liked Bella....but I'd be damned if I name my daughter after a vampire lover.
And then there was Stella...
Thank you, Next.
Hailey's POV:
Ogre has no chill.
I'm waddling around the house getting ready for our baby shower that Kendall is throwing for us, and homeboy thinks he's going to wear one of his #TeamImNamingTheBabyShirts.
Today's flavor is the #TeamCharlotte one in bright bananna yellow.
"Ogre, take it off! We're going to be out in public babe. Wearing them around the house is fine, but I'm not about to try and explain to everyone that you've gone crazy."
"Hails, but I look good in yellow!
And earlier while you were napping, the baby and I had a chat.
She's feeling like a Charlie today.
So I'm representing for my girl.
Besides you look so adorable in that black dress and I even have a yellow bow for your hair.
We'll be matchy matchy!"
"Why do you have a freaking yellow bow?"
"I had bows made up in the same colors as my shirts.
See, I'm thinking about you too!"
"Justin, I should kill you for this.
But your lucky your so darn cute in that outfit.
I'm impressed babe.
Yellow shirt,black shorts, black & yellow tye dyed socks, and yellow vans.
You really put some effort into it, didn't you?"
"Cute enough to give your husband some action later?"
"Ogre, you really are crazy.
I'm carrying a damn watermelon that makes me go pee every 5 minutes!
That's all the action I can handle right now!"
"Twinkles what about in between your pee breaks?
I can make it fast, plus Dr.B said sex is good for inducing labor...and your full term now.
We really should be listening to the doctors advice."
"Give me the damn bow, Bieber!"
"So is that a yessss?"
"Boy, I'm letting you wear the shirt.
Be thankful.
And maybe..."
"Damn Twinkles, your making me horny just thinking about it."
"Only you, Ogre. Only you."
So an hour later we pulled up to Kanye and Kim's house, where the baby shower was taking place.
At first I really didn't want a shower.
We didn't need anything for our girl.
But Justin and Kendall convinced me that everyone needs a baby shower.
I think Justin just wanted to run around Target with that scanning gun.
Seriously, he registered us at Target.
Then he made me walk around the store with him, while he scanned hundreds of baby items.
Not gonna lie...it was actually kinda fun.
Ogre and I roaming Target, scanning away.
He had his fingers crossed that someone bought him the electric toothbrush that he scanned.
When I told him that it wasn't appropriate to scan stuff for himself, he just responded with...
"The Baby understands.
She has no teeth, so she's cool with me getting a toothbrush in her place."
He said it like he actually believed himself.
But that's Justin for ya.
And now here we are all matchy matchy in yellow and black, with him getting his way again...
Hopefully he behaves today.
Fingers crossed.
Justin's POV:
Hailey had no idea that I basically planned the baby shower.
Of course I had help from the Kardashian crew.
They definitely know how to throw a party.
But as Hailey and I walked into the yard, I held my breath in nervousness.
I just wanted it to be perfect for Twinkles.
She deserved the world, she's always had my back.
And now she's giving me the greatest gift of my life, my daughter.
Hailey's POV:
Justin was acting nervous as we walked up to the house.
He kept biting his lip and rubbing circles on my thumb while squeezing our clasped hands.
Something was up.
I didn't have to wait long to find out.
We entered through a tunnel of woven sunflowers.
I reached my free arm out to brush against the petals as we made our way into the backyard.
I had to double blink at how amazing it all looked!
Kayne and Kim's backyard had been transformed into a world of honeycomb walls with yellow and black decor.
There was a big sign that read
Welcome BayBee Bieber!
All of our friends and family were also dressed in yellow and black.
I looked around at all the faces smiling back at Justin and I.
And then I noticed it.
Kendall was wearing a #TeamKate shirt.
Pattie had a #TeamStella on.
My sister was representing for #TeamBella.
Scooter and Yael were going for #TeamEverley.
Kylie,Allison,and Justine were all #TeamCharlotte.
Even my parents got in on it with
#TeamAurora.
Everywhere I looked,people were wearing their team shirts.
Justin squeezed my hand and gave me a wink.
"Babe, did you plan this?"
He nodded and kissed my cheek.
Kendall came running over with a yellow sash that she put around my watermelon belly.
It said, Mommy To Bee.
Justin was overly excited to show me around the shower.
Their was a mouthwatering 3 tier bee hive cake surrounded by bumblebee cupcakes.
They had a lemonade stand where someone was making fresh squeezed lemonade and putting it in Mason jar mugs with straws made out of honey.
There was a fresh popcorn maker that actually popped popcorn that looked like a honeycomb.
Their was a sign that read:
BarBeeCue.
And every type of food you could ever imagine was served.
Justin had gone above and beyond.
There was a foot massage station.
An art station, where our guests could design onesies for the baby.
And Ogre of course made sure to have games galore.
All the guys had to chug beer from baby bottles...
Justin's childhood bestfriend Ryan won that.
Their was even a bee keeper experience for the kid's.
Jazzy and Jaxon were all over that.
And of course Justin won the game where you try and make people say Baby.
If they do, they would have to give up there sunflower necklace.
My husband was walking around with a neck full of sunflowers.
He even tried to steal mine.
Then came present opening time.
I got to sit on the most gorgeous handmade wooden throne with soft pillows everywhere.
It was fun watching Ogre read through the cards and help me open the gifts.
He even got his toothbrush.
I never felt more loved by him and our family and friends than ever before.
So loved, that I was definitely thinking of giving my BayBee Daddy some honey later.
Justin's POV:
I did it!
My wife was having an amazing time at our baby shower.
So amazing that she kept grabbing my thigh and squeezing my ass whenever I was in arm's reach.
"Hailey! We're in public!"
She bit her lip and grabbed my crotch with my mother standing 3ft from the scene.
And then leaned in to whisper in my ear.
"I can't help it,Ogre...you look so good right now, I could eat you!"
I was definitely getting some later.
"I don't want to wait till later, Ogre.
Come walk me to the bathroom."
Say what....
"Ummm do you have to pee again?"
I wanted to make sure I wasn't reading into this.
"Well now that you mention it, I could definitely pee...but then I want some BayBee Daddy dick."
Twinkles didn't even wait for my response.
She grabbed my hand and we waddled into the house to find a bathroom.
Once inside the bathroom, she locked the door.
"Take your shorts off, Bieber."
I then watched as my very pregnant wife tried to shimmi out of her underwear.
My shorts and boxers were off in seconds.
But Twinkles was having a hard time getting her underwear off.
"Ogre...just don't stand there, help me with these damn maternity panties."
I had them off of her and focused my attention on her mouth.
Everything was ready for takeoff.
We finally found a workable position.
It lasted 5 solid seconds.
"Baby...time out."
"No time outs for you. You asked.
I'm giving."
"Well then I'm going to pee on your dick."
"Time out it is!"
I was half naked watching my pregnant wife pee...
You'd think that would have ruined the mood.
Not in the least.
The Bieber's quickie in the West's bathroom was a success.
Today was better than my Birthday blowjob last week.
I left a happy man, with my new toothbrush in one hand and my Watermelon Belly Queen on the other.
Hailey's POV:
Later that night, after Ogre had fallen asleep, I was on my 5th pee trip.
I came back to the bed to see him wrapped up in the covers.
I wanted to wake him up and tell him that I had made up my mind.
I was going to let him name our baby girl.
As long as I got the middle name.
But he looked so peaceful, so I let him sleep.
I found myself in the nursery, staring at her crib.
Running my hands through her soft clothes.
Winding her mobile to hear the soft twinkling music.
I couldn't wait for her arrival, but I was going to miss carrying her.
Just not the hourly peeing.
I decided to organize all her clothes and wash the new outfits from the baby shower.
For some reason I was wide awake at 2am.
After the nursery was organized, I felt the urge to clean the bathrooms.
Then after eating a pint of pistachio ice cream, I realized the floors needed to be mopped.
I was on a roll.
Justin's POV:
I woke up alone in bed.
The clock read 3am.
"Twinkles you peeing again?"
No response.
I checked the bathroom.
She wasn't in there.
I started walking down the stairs and could hear Cardi B rapping away.
The music was coming from the kitchen.
I walked in to find my wife dance-mopping in her underwear.
She didn't even hear me come down the stairs.
She was in her own world.
So I sat back and watched her.
Enjoying the view.
I finally got her attention after I muted the music.
"Twinkles....I think your full on nesting.
Have you been cleaning all night?"
"Ummm yeah, I guess.
What time is it anyway?"
"It's after 3am! You don't even look tired though."
"I'm not tired at all.
This nesting thing is real babe.
I just have this major urge to clean the house from top to bottom."
"Well how about you take a break.
I'll make you some scrambled eggs."
"Yessss please! My stomach has been giving me hunger pains for this last hour."
I was almost done with the eggs when Hailey's next words caught me off guard.
"I literally ate a whole pint of ice cream an hour ago.
I don't know why these hunger pains are so bad, ya know?"
"Hailey, do you think that maybe their not hunger pains, but actually contractions?"
I was starting to feel nervous.
I needed to get my phone and time her stomach pains.
"You may be right Justin. I didn't even think of that.
I was so focused on cleaning the house."
"Twinkles, eat your eggs.
I'm gonna run upstairs and get my phone to time these contractions."
I was upstairs for not even a minute before I heard Hails yelling for me.
"Ogre, can you come down here.
We have a slight problem."
I took the stairs two at a time.
I found my wife standing in the middle of the kitchen, staring at her feet.
"Hailey, baby did you just pee on the floor?"
As the words left my mouth...I knew exactly what was happening.
"Omg. Omg. Baby your water just broke.
I need to call the doctor.
She's coming!"
"I'm not ready yet. I'm actually tired. How about we lay down for a bit.
Besides I haven't finished cleaning the house.
She has to wait."
My wife was in denial and trying to waddle away for nap time, while in labor.
I was about to have a panic attack.
"Don't you dare waddle up those stairs Hailey!
Sit down while I go get both of us some pants.
I'll call Dr.B on the way.
We're going to the hospital now."
She listened, thank God.
I ran upstairs and got sweat pants for both of us.
Then I started shoving shit into bags. Stuff she may need.
I literally put everything from the bathroom counter into a bag.
I grabbed the babies packed hospital bag.
I grabbed her pillow.
Her favorite blanket.
I ran out to the car and threw everything in the backseat.
I jumped into the car and started it up as the garage door began opening.
My phone started to ring.
BabyMama appeared on the screen.
"Hey hun."
"Justin, I think your forgetting something."
"Fuckkkkkk. I'm sorry baby. I'm coming."
I almost left my wife at home.
I was losing it.
By the time I got Twinkles strapped in, she was starting to pant.
Her pain was getting worse.
All I could do was reasonably speed while telling Twinkles to breathe.
I forgot to even call Dr.B.
When I pulled up to the Emergency Room doors, my wife became hysterical.
"Nooooo. Justin. Noooo. This isn't the right hospital!
What did you do?"
"Fuck me. I panicked and just put hospital into the GPS.
Fuck.
I'm sorry babe.
I'm sure they have people who deliver babies here.
I'll run in and check."
"The fuck you will.
Take me to my birthing hospital right now!
I am not delivering her in this unknown strange place!"
She was starting to look scary.
So I stupidly listened to her and got back on the road.
I even called Dr.B.
Halfway there, is when the shit hit the fan.
My wife started screaming like a primal creature.
"THIS IS YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FAULT!
YOU INDUCED LABOR WITH YOUR DICK AT THE PARTY!
FUUUUUUUCK!
YOUR THE REASON FOR ALL OF THIS!"
"Hailey!
Babe....you seduced me!
Just try and relax.
This has nothing to do with my dick
He was only trying to help.
Your kinda scary."
She didn't like that comment, and let me know with a smack from her pillow.
15 minutes later we arrived at the correct location.
Dr.Bermudez met us at the ER entrance.
They wheeled my screaming wife through the door.
I grabbed the bags and ran like hell to catch up.
It was Game Time Baby!
Ready or not,
My girl was coming!
A/N: Hope I didn't bore y'all to much.
I've had some writer's block going on.
Next chapter is all about
Baby Girl Bieber 💗💕💗
A little beat for this chapter
Baby Mama by StarrKeisha