Ghost: *Makes sounds*
Person: Must have been the cat. Even though I have never owned a cat.
Ghost: *Makes stuff flies off the walls*
Person: I should close that window. This wind is getting out of control.
Ghost: *Slaps person in the face* DO YOU SEE ME NOW??
Person: I must be seeing thing.
Ghost: Fug this! I'm out!!
*Noise from downstairs*
Person: I'm home alone and there was a noise downstairs so it make perfect scene to walk downstairs as slowly as I can asking for my mom, multiply times in a row.
Killer: Really? Are you joking?
People getting chased by killer: *Hid in the basement with no escape* This is a great hiding place.
Killer: THIS IS WHY I KILL PEOPLE!! DARWIN WAS RIGHT!!! Survive of the fugging fittest, B*Beep*ch
-Gwen