HALAL JOKES

由 Writing_Is_My_Bae

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"Wanna date?" "I got a whole box." 更多

Yoga Room
Dreams
Too Many Muslims
The smile...Husband & Wife
The Mafia & The Bookkeeper
Salah
Bread
WUDU
079 Fear Allah
Central Park
General Practitioner
Bob and Steve
Jumah
Run
A Dialogue Between A Scholar And An Alcoholic
How To Get That Perfect Wife
The Old Man And The "Hoor Al-Ayn"
Funny Responses From Shaykh Mutlaq
Shaykh Abdullah Al-Mutlaq Makes Du'aa For A Woman Who Needs A Husband
Extraordinary Answers Of Sh. Ibn Uthaymeen
Talking During Salah
Drinking
A Business Man With 4 Sons
Gog and Magog
Dogs& Pictures
Q&A
Surah Nuh In Salaah
Alayhis Salam
Halal Meat
criminal/sinner & Surah Mursalaat
The Cow & The Elephant
YOLO
She's Halal
MADE IN JANNAH
Romeo & Juliet: Muslim Edition
Singing
An elderly lady
NOT AN UPDATE
The Three Rings Of Marriage
Bacon
BAD HAIR DAY
THE SAUDI GUY
time of the month
Muslim Attitude
Muslim Doll
All About Me :)
LMHO
Muslim Boy :)
No Need To A Make س
Prayer Mat & Shaytan
Crush & Me
Good Muslim Girls
After Nikah
Wanna date?
WoWoWOw HaRAm.
|T a j w e e d|
S W A G
Drake & newbie-Hijabi
'#' & Ramadan
WiFi & Mosque
♥Takbeers|Eid Mubarak♥
Wallah No One Cares
HotLine Bling
Good Bro VS Road Bro
Hijab is MUST
Astaghfirullah
Wudu Crisis
Lmao torturing muslims is prohibited
jini low key creeping
ISIS STOP

Me First

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由 Writing_Is_My_Bae

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a genie comes out. The genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."

"Me first! Me first!" says the administration clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." The genie snapped his fingers and poof, the woman disappeared.

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach, an endless supply of chilled fruit juice and the love of my life." The genie once again snapped his fingers and poof, the man disappeared.

"OK, you're up," the genie says to the manager.

The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

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