(Now I know I've seen a lot of chatfics where the characters got like cute little nicknames and all that jazz, but here's a chapter on why I personally will not add nicknames into this holy ass group chat fanfiction–)
Chat: "Wanna Smash?"
Master Hand: Okay
Master Hand: As you can all see I have given you all the options of choosing your own personalized names for each other, only each other though you may not choose your own
Master Hand: Please do not make me regret this decision
[User: Master Hand has left the chat]
Samus: Well, It's only appropriate
[User: Samus has changed User: Peach's name to "Princess🍑💖👑"]
Princess🍑💖👑: Aww how sweet Samus :)
[User: Princess🍑💖👑 has changed User: Samus's name to "🥰Sammy💪🏼🕶"]
Princess🍑💖👑: It's cause you're so cool!
🥰Sammy💪🏼🕶: Aww Peach
🥰Sammy💪🏼🕶: Thanks to you too! :)
[User: 🥰Sammy💪🏼🕶 has left the chat]
[User: Princess🍑💖👑 has left the chat]
Link: Samus Isn't the only cool one
[User: Link has changed User: Roy's name to "OURboiROY😎👊"]
OURboiROY😎👊: You think think I'm cool Link?
Link: Yeah dude, you're our boy!
Cloud: *Boi
[User: Ganondorf has changed User: Link's name to "fairy boy 🧚🏻♂️"]
fairy boy🧚🏻♂️: Ganon no
fairy boy🧚🏻♂️: Ganon I hate this
Ganondorf: this your life now
Ganondorf: fairy boy
fairy boy 🧚🏻♂️: THAT LINK WASN'T EVEN ME THO
[User: Cloud has changed User: Ganon's name to "TheOGZombiePigman🐷🤡"]
Cloud: caught Ganon playing Minecraft once, I feel it's only fair
TheOGZombiePigman🐷🤡: WHAT!?
fairy boy🧚🏻♂️: AHAHHHAHAHAHAH Okay, thanks man
TheOGZombiePigman🐷🤡: SOMEBODY CHANGE MY NAME BACK THIS INSTANT
Cloud: :/ mmmm
Cloud: I don't know, it suits you
[User: Pit has changed User: fairy boy🧚🏻♂️'s name to "Hero!⚔️💚💚😊"]
Pit: It's not very nice to be called fairy boy, is it? 😅
Hero!⚔️💚💚😊: Yes Pit!!
Hero!⚔️💚💚😊: Thank you so much
OURboiROY😎👊: Don't you think those hearts are a little not manly though?
Pit: oh, sorry about that!
Pit: I just thought they were nice because they were Link's favorite color😕
Hero!⚔️💚💚😊: Exactly, they're cool and I love them
Pit: 😃 yay!
[User: TheOGZombiePigman🐷🤡 has changed User: Pit's name to "IbelieveICAN'Tfly⬇️👎"]
TheOGZombiePigman🐷🤡: That's for changing new Link's name instead of mine!
Cloud: dUDE
OURboiROY😎👊:
OURboiROY😎👊: GANON SO UNCOOL
Hero!⚔️💚💚😊: Dude you're not even my villain and we're bout to square up!
IbelieveICAN'Tfly⬇️👎: Guys it's okay
IbelieveICAN'Tfly⬇️👎: I'm not upset
Cloud: That's bull, he's not using emojis or punctuation
OURboiROY😎👊: We know angel boi is sad 😔✊
[User: Hero!⚔️💚💚😊 has banned User: TheOGZombiePigman🐷🤡]
[User: Hero!⚔️💚💚😊 has changed User: IbelieveICAN'Tfly⬇️👎's name to "DeservesTheWorld😇"]
Cloud: wow
OURboiROY😎👊: I mean, You nailed it bro
Hero!⚔️💚💚😊: Thanks bro
DeservesTheWorld😇: Aww Link, Thank you so much!!😊
Hero!⚔️💚💚😊: No problem Pit :)
Bayonetta: Aww Pitty, It's so sweet that you can't see how much you make his heart go Doki Doki
DeservesTheWorld😇: wHAT?😨
DeservesTheWorld😇: M-ms. Bayonetta!!! 😖
[User: DeservesTheWorld😇 has left the chat]
Hero!⚔️💚💚😊: bAyOnEtTa
OURboiROY😎👊: Did he just stutter over chat?
Cloud: my dude, he was probably using text to speech or something idk–
OURboiROY😎👊: you know that actually makes sense
OURboiROY😎👊: Except he used emojis still
Cloud: Don't need to learn how to read to understand emoji
Hero!⚔️💚💚😊: Dang It Bayonetta why'd you have to scare him off? :((
Bayonetta: Not my fault you're hopelessly in love
Hero!⚔️💚💚😊: >:(
[User: Hero!⚔️💚💚😊 has changed User: Bayonetta's name to "hOWrude😠"]
OURboiROY😎👊: Link, that's really the best you could come up with?
Cloud: It is a little lamer compared to the last one
Cloud: Why is that exactly?
OURboiROY😎👊: ;)
[User: Hero!⚔️💚💚😊 has changed User: Cloud's name to "Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWEATHERBOY?¿😠😠"]
Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWEATHERBOY?¿😠😠: Oh wow
Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWEATHERBOY?¿😠😠: You happy now buddy?
Hero!⚔️💚💚😊: No
Hero!⚔️💚💚😊: Because of you two
hOWrude😠: What, want me to get the angel back?
OURboiROY😎👊: IT'S FUNNY CAUSE IT'S TRUE
Hero!⚔️💚💚😊: No seriously just leave him alone!
Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWEATHERBOY?¿😠😠: Actually guys I think Link's right
Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWEATHERBOY?¿😠😠: Even though he's being SO CHILDISH. Pit should be left out of this.
OURboiROY😎👊: bro, y'all acting like he babey or smthn
[User: OURboiROY😎👊 has deleted a message]
OURboiROY😎👊: but let me do one thing
hOWrude😠: What is it?
[User: OURboiROY😎👊 has changed User: hOWrude😠's name to "THOTuwerebae😂"]
Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWEATHERBOY?¿😠😠: Ah fuck
Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWEATHERBOY?¿😠😠: I can't believe you've done this
THOTuwerebae😂: Roy
THOTuwerebae😂: this emoji is appalling
Hero!⚔️💚💚😊: That's really your only problem with your name?
THOTuwerebae😂: Why else would I be bothered?
Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWEATHERBOY?¿😠😠: I guess that's fair
Lady Palutena: Can you guys please stop upsetting Pit?
THOTuwerebae😂: only if requested by the lovely Palutena
Lady Palutena: Aww Bayonetta
[User: THOTuwerebae😂 has changed User: Lady Palutena's name to "OurDivineLady❤️💕"]
OurDivineLady❤️💕: Seriously dear my blush is wild!
OurDivineLady❤️💕: But I'm afraid I must be off, see you tonight
THOTuwerebae😂: oh alright, I'm counting on it
OurDivineLady❤️💕: <3
[User: OurDivineLady❤️💕 has left the chat]
OURboiROY😎👊: yo did I miss something?
THOTuwerebae😂: Palutena and I are just having an outing tonight
Hero!⚔️💚💚😊: Lucky
Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWEATHERBOY?¿😠😠: Link is pining so hard I'm feeling that second hand desperation
Hero!⚔️💚💚😊: dUDE
OURboiROY😎👊: That's very true yes
THOTuwerebae😂: I must admit, you boys are rather amusing
Hero!⚔️💚💚😊: You know what? I'm out of here
[User: Hero!⚔️💚💚😊 has left the chat]
OURboiROY😎👊: Cool now that he's gone I can go mess with the angel boi
Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWEATHERBOY?¿😠😠: Roy no stop, I'm telling Simon!
OURboiROY😎👊: Sorry can't hear you I'm planning a SiCk pRAnK bRo
[User: OURboiROY😎👊 has left the chat]
THOTuwerebae😂: Oh my lord that ginger is going to get himself killed
Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWEATHERBOY?¿😠😠: Yup I should stop him
[User: Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWEATHERBOY?¿😠😠 has left the chat]
THOTuwerebae😂: well I suppose I could just get ready for my "date" of sorts
[User: THOTuwerebae😂 has left the chat]
[User: Master Hand has reentered the chat]
Master Hand: Wow
Master Hand: Was that really the worst of it?
Master Hand: I suppose nicknames can stay then, this is actually great!
[User: Wario has changed User: Master Hand's name to "Master Hand-job👌👈"]
Master Hand-job👌👈: Good job Wario you just ruined everything
Wario: Exactly What this lame ass get together needed
[User: Master Hand-job👌👈 has ended the chat]
(hH-
Happy almost Halloween, I guess)