(A/N: Let's dive right in fellas ;) )
User: Master Hand has created the chat, "Smash Fighters"
Master Hand has added 75 others
Mario: ?
Master Hand: Alright listen up everyone
Dk: No, I refuse
Mario: Alright
Master Hand: No shut up this chat is for training purposes only
Mario: um
DK: How the hell are we supposed to train over messages??
Mario: Dk, please! Your lucky the children aren't here yet!
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Master Hand: AS I WAS SAYING
Master Hand: THIS CHAT IS FOR TRAINING, ADVICE, HELP, OF THAT SORTS
Link: HYaH hwa HuuUah
Samus: Link what the hell? This is typed you don't need to do that??
Link: I know but Master Hand was yelling and I wanted to too..
Mario: Samus, Please stop swearing there are children here!
Link: Bro I'm like 20
Samus: No
Dk: lame
Dk: Also Link you're way older than 20
Link: Says you, you old ape! >:|
Samus: Oh shit, he pulled out the ">:|"!
Yoshi: :O
Mario: oh, Hey-a Yoshi!
Yoshi: :)
Kirby: Poyo!! :))
Link: I don't understand, but this is adorable
Fox: Big same
Samus: Wait a minute Fox didn't you say you were off piloting like two minutes ago??
Fox: uh yeah but I can take a break from looking at the sky somejfimesz 'dic &:,!
Kirby: !
Yoshi: :((
Pikachu: ☹️😱
Link: Wait a minute, how does Pikachu know how to use emojis?
Luigi: Oh no, Fox?!
Mario: Link.. that's what you're caught up on?
Samus: F in the chat for McCloud
Link: F
Dk: F
Fox: F
Mario: WOW you guys
Mario: Fox!
Kirby: POyo!! :))))
Pikachu: pi-pIka! 🦊👋
Ness: What the?
Captain Falcon: OH WOW I JUST DISCOVERED THESE COMMUNICATION DEVICES IN OUR ROOMS!!!
Ness: Why is Cap shouting?
Link: HyyAh hYa
Link: that's why
Fox: lmao Link
Samus: oh thought you died
Ness: Fox died!?
Peach: Oh my, a lot has happened here I see!
Samus: Peach!
Mario: Hi-a Peach!
Luigi: Hi
Peach: :) Hello!
Daisy: Y'all how the fuck are these Pokémon typing?
Mario: Daisy!
Peach: Daisy!
Link: 🤔 hmm
Luigi: Hi Daisy
Bowser: Oh damn, Princess speaks that truth shit
Popo: Nana what does shit mean?
Nana: I don't know Popo!
Mario: Bowser!!!
Peach: :0
Link: and I oop-
Daisy: It means shit
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Dk: oh damn
Fox: Fuck you guys, stop
Ness: 🤦♀️
Nana: ?
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Sheik: looks like no-one noticed my lurking
Sheik: nice
Zelda: oh dear kids, don't worry about it
Popo: Okay!
Ness: *Okey
Nana: Ness no
Samus: Wait, I thought Sheik and Zelda were the same person??
Link: not this time I guess
Sheik: ?
Zelda: ?
Falco: MCCLOUD YOU CRAZY BASTARD WATCH THE SKY
Fox: Nah lmao
Link: Y'all flying together or smthn? 👀
Link: that's gay
Zelda: Link!
Marth: I smelled gay
Link: wEll EXcUse mE Princess
Lucina: what
Marth: Mr. Falco I see you 😏
Falco: I'm not even in the plane idiots!
Falco: Fox nearly crashed into my room!!
Peach: oh my
Fox: when you go to visit hubby 🙃
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Bowser: gay
Fox: ...
Fox: It was a joke you damn turtle
Young Link: Oh wow you guys are terrible at keeping it PG
Link: oOF
Young Link: You too BOTW I heard when you stubbed your toe last week
Link: ...
Zelda: Link!
Ganondorf: hAh
Link: I'm being cyberbullied
Ness: now this is comedy
Young Link: agreed
Ganondorf: good
Link: >:((( y'all
Mewtwo: Quiet, you insolent fools!
Mewtwo: I'm tired of you Pests.
Daisy: Edgy ass Pokémon alert
Pikachu: 🥺
Mewtwo: Okay Pikachu. You along with the other Pokémon and Yoshi are fine.
Mewtwo: The children too.
Pikachu: 🥰🤗 Pi-Kah!
Roy: Am I high on crack or is this confusing?
Link: why not both
Samus: you ass I was gonna say that
Mario: Oi vey, I-a quit
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Roy: Italiano cockblocker is gone!
Roy: ass fuck shit bitch hell crap fuck damn
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Ness: damn
Game & Watch: um
Daisy: OooH Ness
Ness: Guys I'm not 5
Link: yeah and I'm not Zelda
DK: Doubt
Samus: Doubt
Sheik: Doubt
Young Link: Doubt
Marth: Doubt
Lucina: This is the longest chain of Doubt I've ever seen
Fox: Doubt
Zelda: Doubt
Link: zELDA
Game & Watch: tea
MetaKnight: This is quite amusing.
Mewtwo: Irritating, more like.
Pit: Pittoo what does this say?
Daisy: OH HECK ANGEL BOY, CLEAR THE BAD WORDS-
Link: You said half the bad words
Pit: Bad words?
Link: um nothing
Pikachu: 🤭🤐 Pi!
Pit: um okay..
Dark Pit: Pit stain go away
Dark Pit: I knew teaching you to read would be a bad idea
Pit: ☹️ But Pittoo
Dark Pit: Don't call me that
Lucina: Hey Pit wanna help me out with training?
Pit: totally!! 😃
Lucina: K, meet you in training room 5!
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Lucina: how to preserve innocence 101
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Dark Pit: thank fuck
Dark Pit: I'm finally free of him!
Peach: Dark Pit please don't swear.
Dark Pit: ? I'm sorry what
Marth: DUde she'll ban you fast
Samus: Yup
Link: Rip Roy
Dark Pit: Dang, not our boy
Link: 😞👊
Daisy: ha me too
Ness: What the heck guys you're all the one's swearing too
Dark Pit: Shut up 9 year old I'm literally a child of God
DK: I thought you were a child of Mirror?
Wario: Reflective fetus, emo ass
Dark Pit: eW
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Young Link: Oh wow
Dark Pit: bYe Imma go die now
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Ness: Guys he might actually do it
Samus: Nah he's all talk
Link: All edge actually
Ganondorf: *CouGH* Twilight Princess *COuGh*
Zelda: 🤭 shade
Link: I'm hurt
Snake: Guys I'm in a tight bend and you all are setting off my phone
Snake: You're giving away my location
Wario: So is your thick ass
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Zelda: For some reason I'm not bothered by that
Samus: Make It permanent
Link: damn even I felt that
Fox:
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Dk: you're making things no fun
Samus: oh no Princess
Link:
Fox: Don't repost my memes!
Link: No u
Link: I obviously changed it first
Snake: Guys seriously
Young Link: Silent mode
Snake: I'm in a vent I can't do that
Link: How is he typing in a vent?
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DK: Problem solved
DK: Now Everyone stop bitching
Ike: Guys why
Ike: God you're all so weird
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Link: But-
Samus: YOU GUYS THATS ALL HE SAID
Young Link: he had a point
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Ness: Damn
Pikachu: Pika! ☹️😶
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Ness: Okey then
Lucas: Ness where are you?
Ness: oh hey Lucas!
Ness: Outside, I'll meet you by the door
Lucas: Alright! 🙂
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Link: oh wow that was wholesome
Link: possibly gay tho
Ganondorf: The only gay one is you Link
Link: no
Samus: I mean..
DK: why so upset dude?
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Sonic: Oh so new Link is gay?
Samus: LMAO
DK: I mean..
Sonic: I have DMs to speed into!
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Samus: WAIT-
Ganondorf: oH
DK: AAHAHHAHGH OH WOW
Mewtwo: 😑 Idiots.
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Zelda: You guys know why Link is texting texting me a scared help message, threatening to call 911?
Zelda: Oh wait
Zelda: Gtg
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Samus: oh my god this keeps getting better and better
Ganondorf: you guys I'm so making fun of Link tomorrow
King Dedede: Do it
King Dedede: Wait why?
DK: *Dew It
Olimar: Oh gosh this chat is borderline already scary
King Dedede: Just like my love life
DK: that's cause you're a penguin
Lucario: That's so deep
Lucario: I have to go meditate
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R.O.B.: 000100100 100110
Olimar: I'm sorry R.O.B. I don't understand
R.O.B.: 0001 00110
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DK: Sorry
DK: I don't speak coffee maker
King Dedede: lol
Samus: Dude, that's racist
Olimar: actually I think it was
Olimar: poor R.O.B.
Toon Link: I don't think I understand what's going on here
DK: Aw shit another child
Toon Link: DK you act as If Diddy isn't with you 21/7
Olimar: 21/7?
Toon Link: He's hanging out with us cool dudes the other 3 hours every day 😎
DK: As if
DK: Diddy is way cooler than you
Diddy Kong: :,)
Diddy Kong: yay
Toon Link: Diddy you're awesome amazing wonderful fantastic amazing
DK: Yeah, you're pretty great kid
Diddy Kong: :,)))) omg
Toon Link: Diddy, wanna come collect the ice climbers and then prank Roy with us?
Diddy Kong: :0 ! You know it
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DK: that's my boyyy 👍
Diddy Kong: Thanks Dad :)
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Samus: oh, more tea
DK: what'd he say??
Samus: oh.. you'll see
Olimar: I don't think I understand
Wolf: and I don't think I understand why I just found Falco angrily patching up Fox's scraped knee in the living room
Samus: I'm.. wait I'm sorry
Samus: What?
Olimar: I don't know anymore
Olimar: I have to go feed my Pikmin
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Villager: 👋
Wolf: Oh hell no, I'm outtie
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Samus: Well that's rough
Villager: 🤷♂️🤨😒😐
DK: oh my god he speaks hieroglyphics
Villager: 😠👎
Villager: ✋🦍👈👊🤯 😡😡
DK: .. was that a threat?
Samus: Run
King Dedede: oh no no no no
DK: hAH okay kid
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Samus: Have fun dying dude
Megaman: I heard dead
King Dedede: Kong's bout a die
DK: as if that kids gonna do anyhrifxj xox 'ncia$;8,!
DK: 😀👌👌 🦍❌❌ 👍
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Samus: bro..
Megaman: Aw man, I'll go get Master Hand
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Rosalina: oh gosh what's happened
Rosalina: Who gave Villager an axe?
Rosalina: my Luma are shaking
Samus: Well you see, DK is gonna be D Ead
Rosalina: ?
King Dedede: He's dead
Rosalina: oh that makes sense
Little Mac: You guys are seriously just going to let him die like that???
Samus: I mean..
King Dedede: Oh my god that's like the second time you've typed that
Samus: I mean..
Little Mac: Unbelievable you all!
Little Mac: I'll help him then
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Rosalina: don't He angered the Villager
Rosalina: Shoot, I was too late!
King Dedede: Add another one to the pile of dead then
Greninja: Grin- Ninga rin! Nii-grin
Lady Palutena: Yes, I agree Greninga!
Samus: Paluetna :)
Lady Palutena: :)
Rosalina: :)
Greninja: Gren!
PAC MAN: Greninja you bitch imma bout to Waka Waka your ass!
Greninja: Ninja-Grinn Nii!
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Robin: Oh wow I wanna see this
PAC MAN: Anyone know where that dang frog is hiding!?
King Dedede: Second cabinet to the right in the downstairs kitchen
PAC MAN: Thanks King!
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Lady Palutena: Oh wow
Lady Palutena: No loyalty
Robin: As if you'd know anything about that
Samus: Dude
Robin: I'm just saying aren't the angels basically your slaves?
Samus: No!
Samus: Wait.. Palutena?
Lady Palutena: What seriously? How am I the bad guy here??
Rosalina: I mean it's not like you don't treat them well at least
King Dedede: At least?
King Dedede: She's basically their mom
Robin: .. Agree to disagree
Rosalina: Robin weren't you and Dark Pit just talking about having a dinner date soon
Robin: um
Robin: no
Lady Palutena: Robin...
Robin: yes?
Lady Palutena: do not hurt him
Robin: I'd never!
Lady Palutena: .. Okay
Samus: she's gonna send her wrath on you boi
King Dedede: Isn't her wrath technically just sicking the other angel on you?
Samus: oh trust me, anyone hurts Dark Pit, Pit would attack
Lady Palutena: I mean..
Lady Palutena: unless he's ordered not to
Rosalina: Palutena you'd be on the same side as the one fighting if one of them got hurt
Robin: Wait what time is it!?
King Dedede: um like 2:17 I think
Robin: Oh, I gotta go!
Lady Palutena: I'm hearing about this later
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King Dedede: Actually me too
Samus: Why would Robin or Dark Pit share their date info with you?
King Dedede: No!
King Dedede: I meant I have to be going
Samus: oh
Rosalina: Bye Dedede
Lady Palutena: Bye!
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Shulk: NO MOM I WON'T HOLD
Shulk: NOT AGAIN
Lady Palutena: um
Rosalina: Oh boy
Samus: Oh my god I can hear him shouting
Shulk: How
Shulk: How to use
Shulk: to fake your own suicide
Samus: Okay, now I think he's messing with us
Ryu: Actually no, he's saying all of this
Ken: This guy's outside my room
Ken: Sad really
Lady Palutena: Shulk this is not Google
Lady Palutena: though I'm rather glad it's not
Shulk: oh wait, I know these people's names
Shulk: these my contacts?
Shulk: HOW TO GOOGLE GOOGLE
Ryu: oh wow
Samus: lol this is getting entertaining
Shulk:
Shulk:
Shulk: May a be ty ghpi. ng w ould be ea sier if the Monado wasn't strapped to my forehead
Cloud: oh my god
Cloud: what'd I just enter?
Rosalina: I think I should go help him..
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Shulk: now what was my username for pornhu
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Samus: Oh my
Lady Palutena: Me
Ryu: This is worst then the time we got that new blender!
Ken: Hey!
Ken: I only broke one lamp!!
Cloud: I loved that lamp man
Cloud: We loved and lost so much together
Ryu: Are you serious?
Samus: Gotta go
Samus: Cloud if you see a broken lamp outside your bedroom door just remember that your lame joke brought this on you
Cloud: Aw shit
Ryu: Dude
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Ken: wow I didn't think she would go through with it
Cloud: I didn't think you'd all be so insensitive about the love story between one man and the love-a lamp of his life
Lady Palutena: Did you just?
Cloud: love.. "-a"
Ken: Ryu come with me and bring the blender
Lady Palutena: oh
Ryu: Alright, I guess.
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Corrin: Dear god this is making me worry
Lady Palutena: You and me both Corrin
Bayonetta: Ah, Palutena just the goddess I wanted to see!
Lady Palutena: Oh, hello Bayonetta! :)
Bayonetta: Let's take this to private chat, shall we dear?
Lady Palutena: Totally!
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Corrin:
Inkling: wait
Inkling: Corrin, you know memes?
Corrin: Yeah totally
Inkling:
Corrin: Oh My god you're amazing
Corrin:
Inkling: I also had one more Idea up my sleeve...
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Corrin: Oh yes
Corrin: I like indeed ;)
Master Hand: Okay this has gone far enough
Inkling: Aw, What
Master Hand: I'm ending this
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