Supernova: First item of business! I have to apologize! I've been lazy. Very lazy. I haven't done much with the squad in, like, three months.
Jenna: Yeah, where've you been?
Supernova: Um. High school is a pain in the butt and I'm spending way too much time reading, listening to music endlessly, writing, and playing this one video game I've discovered. Sorry.
Michael: *Squints eyes suspiciously*
Supernova: *Shoulders slump and looks down, embarrassed and slightly ashamed* Look, I'm sorry! I'll try to be better about it from now on!
Michael: *Sighs* 'Kay, fine.
Squip: *Clears throat* It's fine, Super. What's the ask or dare? Or is this chapter just to apologize?
Supernova: *Back straightens* Ah, right! This one is from HamilBurrns! One of many that we have to catch up on.
Rich: Right... We have a bathillion to do thince YOU'VE BEEN GONE.
Jake: *Rolls eyes, slightly amused*
Supernova: T-T
Christine: So, er, what's the dare?
Supernova: Okay! All of the boys are going to go into that dollar store over there and explain something together in the most confusing way possible. If the cashier needs extra directions, they change their mind and describe something else in the most confusing way possible. This doesn't stop until they're kicked out or they get what they decided on.
Chloe: Aw! I would've wanted to do this...
Brooke: But we get to watch.
Chloe: ... You have a point.
Jeremy: Uhh... Do I really need to do this?
Michael: Yes. It'll be fun!
Jeremy: ... Okay then.
Supernova: Let's get started! Could one of you record it for us?
Squip: I'm literally a supercomputer. I'm technically recording this right now.
Supernova: ... Fair. Okay, then! Have fun!
Rich: Oh, we will~
*Jake and Rich high-five, laughing*
Jenna: Off they go...
Christine: Yep...
*Jeremy, Michael, Rich, Jake, and Squip leave to the dollar store*
Supernova: Ah. Okay, well, while I have all of you here...
Chloe: Are we doing bets?
Supernova: I mean, if you want, but we actually have a girl-oriented dare, too, also from HamilBurrns.
Brooke: Ooh! What is it?
Supernova: They said, and I quote, "Girls, read some crazy fanfic. (I'm talking REALLY CRAZY)".
Christine: Oh no... They get to do that and we have to do this?
Supernova: *Shrugs* Sorry.
Jenna: *Sighs* Okay, let's do this. I have a phone, I'ma pull up Wattpad...
Supernova: ... Okay.
Jenna: *Hands phone to Supernova* Actually, you do it.
Supernova: Why?
Jenna: Because I don't know what kind of crazy they're talking about and I don't want that kind of thing in my search history. If anyone asks, I'll just say you stole my phone and searched it up.
Supernova: Uh. Okay. (What have I gotten myself into?) Here. *Searches up "Be More Chill" and flicks through the options* So. What kind of crazy do we want?
Chloe: Why don't you take it easy on our minds and choose smut? I mean, that's always pretty crazy.
Brooke: *Snorts*
Chloe: What?
Brooke: Nothin'.
Chloe: M'kay... *Slightly suspicious*
*Silence*
Supernova: ... Okay. Does anyone else have any more ideas?
*More silence*
Supernova: ... Apparently not. Okay, I'll find something. *Finds a BMC smut one-shot book* Okay, this is random to the extent of I have no idea what the first chapter is about. You only need to read the first chapter and you're done. *Gives the phone to Chloe, takes a few steps back, and leans against the wall*
Chloe: Super?
Supernova: Yeah?
Chloe: ... You realize you're a girl and have to do this with us, right?
Supernova: *Eyes widen* Noooooo... *Sighs and walks back over to the phone* Fine.
Christine: Oh, by the way, I probably should have asked earlier, but what's "smut"?
Jenna: You'll see. I feel so sorry for your innocence.
Christine: *Confused puppy-dog eyes*
Chloe: Okay, let's begin.
*Christine, Jenna, Brooke, Chloe, and Supernova crowd around the phone in Chloe's hands*
Christine: ... Oh. Um. Can I be done now?
Supernova: Yeah... That's enough...
Chloe: *Clicks away and delete's phone's memory* There you go, Jenna.
Jenna: Thanks.
Supernova: I'm sure they want a reaction, so what did you think?
Brooke: That stuff always makes me feel weird... I mean, it's kinda normal, but we don't really need a word-for-word description.
Christine: *Looking down and blushing*
Jenna: I never understand the whole "daddy" kink thing... I mean, I don't judge if you like that kind of stuff, but it always feels a bit like pedophilia to me...
Chloe: *Shrugs* It... was what it was. I guess. *Looks away*
Supernova: *Sighs with relief* Okay, that's done. Not surprisingly, the boys aren't done yet.
Christine: I'll be right back! *Leaves and brings back a bag of tortilla chips*
Jenna: Aww, thanks!
Christine: X3
*The girls sit down on the couch, waiting and eating chips*
*The boys come back with Squip in the back of the group holding a bag of Doritos*
Squip: ...
Supernova: What happened? *Grinning*
Jenna: *Pops another chip into her mouth* What took you so long?
Rich: *Laughing his butt off* That wath AWETHOME!
Jake: YEAH!!
Jeremy: T-T
Michael: *Facepalming and snickering*
Christine: What? Tell us!
Brooke: Oh no... Did you forget to record?
Chloe: *Shrugs* If not, then they could just describe it word for word.
Squip: I recorded it. Here.
*Suddenly, a few voices can be heard coming from nowhere in particular*
~~~~RECORDING BEGINS~~~~
Rich: Okay. What thould our firtht item be?
Michael: A pen?
Jeremy: Hmm... Too easy.
Jake: A stapler?
Squip: I think that'll do.
Rich: Thecond, we thould do a toothbruth!
Michael: And third, a bag of Doritos.
Squip: Okay. Let's get this over with.
*Rich, Jake, Jeremy, Michael, and Squip can be heard entering the dollar store*
Store clerk: Hello, how may I help you?
Jake: Hi. We're looking for a few things.
Store clerk: Alright. What are you looking for?
Rich: Well, firtht, we need to find a thing that... uh...
Michael: We need to find something that's like an ear piercer gun thing.
Store clerk: Okay...?
Squip: With paper.
Store clerk: A paper ear piercer...?
Jake: Yeah. P'CHUNK and then it stabs through.
Store clerk: Uh. What's it called? I don't understand.
Squip: Oh, that's alright. We'll find it somewhere else, it's fine.
Store clerk: ... Okay. You mentioned you need multiple items...?
Jeremy: Yep. The next one is important.
Store clerk: What is it?
Michael: A stick with wonderful hair.
Squip: It makes sure people don't have to drill holes in your bone.
Rich: And before you uthe it, it needth flavorful hair gel!
Store clerk: Once again, I don't understand. More clarification?
Jeremy: Oh, nevermind. We have one last item we need.
Store clerk: *Sighs* What is it?
Rich: It's a bunch of tiny Bill Thypherth.
Jake: And they're held in a bag.
Rich: People get them to eat them.
*Silence*
Store clerk: *Laughs* Right this way, sirs!
*After a moment, there's a crinkle of a bag*
Store clerk: You were describing Doritos, weren't you? Well, here you are.
Jeremy: *Confused voice* Th-thank you...?
Rich: What? You've never watched Gravity Fallth?
Michael: I-I have, but... That was weird.
Jake: *Laughs*
Squip: We should buy it and go. I'm sure the girls are bored.
Jeremy: Good plan.
Jake: Let's go back to the girls!
Rich: Okay.
Michael: We'll come too. Oh, if you don't mind, Squip.
Squip: It's fine, go on ahead.
Store clerk: That'll be two ninety-nine.
Squip: Thank you, here you go.
*Checkout dings*
Store clerk: You seem like the most mature out of the lot of them.
Squip: *Completely flat voice* I am.
Store clerk: *Laughs* So, what was the deal there?
Squip: We were dared to go to this dollar store and ask for a few items in the most confusing way possible until the clerk either kicked us out or found what we were looking for. We switched items every time you directly asked for clarification on the item.
Store clerk: Oh, wow. Who dared you?
Squip: A few other friends. They dared all the guys to do this. *Pauses* And dared all the girls to read gory fanfiction.
Store clerk: Ah. So... What were the first two things?
Squip: The first one was a stapler and the second was a toothbrush.
Store clerk: ... Ohh... That makes sense now. *Laughs* Anyways, your friends are waiting for you. Have a nice day!
Squip: Thanks, you too.
~~~~RECORDING ENDS~~~~
Squip: ... And that's what happened.
Supernova: How did you know??
Squip: How many times must I tell you that I'm in your head?
Supernova: ... Ohh...
Rich: You told him!!
Squip: I did. It was his right to know why he was disturbed at work.
Jake: *Shrugs* Good point.
Jenna: That was awesome!
Christine: Bill Cypher?
Michael: Gravity Falls! It's a TV show. You'd love it.
Christine: Okay, I'll watch it.
Chloe: A stick with amazing hair.
Brooke: *Laughs* That was funny. The toothbrush thing was my favorite...
Jeremy: Yeah, mine too. It was fun.
Supernova: Anyways, that's all. Thanks for reading, and thank you to HamilBurrns for those dares!