Supernova: This is a dare for everyone from HamilBurrns-- or, more specifically, Alistair. Everyone finds their opposite and impersonates them. If you want, you can just mock them as long as you aren't too mean. Go ahead and find your partner for this dare.
Michael: *Looks pointedly at Squip*
Squip: Sure.
Brooke: Uh, Jake? Do you think we're opposites?
Jake: Yeah, let's do this.
Christine: Jeremy, want to pair up?
Jeremy: Yeah, I think that's reasonable.
Rich: Hey, Chloe. Let'th be partnerth!
Chloe: That fits. Okay.
Supernova: Hey, Jenna, want to be a pair?
Jenna: Sure, that's fine!
Supernova: Okay. How about Michael and Squip go first since they were so obviously wanting to be a pair.
Michael: Okay. Can I go first?
Squip: Go ahead.
Michael: *Smirks* Hello, I'm an insanely smart supercomputer. I can very easily take over the world. As long as you don't touch this soda.
Squip: ... You have a point. My turn.
Michael: This will be fun.
Squip: ... Hey, I'm a random dude who really likes Pac-Man. I also have a weird obsession with 90's soda.
Michael: Eh, I think I did better.
Squip: -_-
Supernova: Okay, who wants to go next?
Christine: Can I?
Supernova: Go ahead.
Christine: Hi, I'm Jeremy. I don't talk very much.
*A beat*
Jeremy: ... That's it?
Christine: Well, you don't talk very much. So that's all I said.
Jeremy: Okay, my turn.
Christine: X3
Jeremy: I'm Christine! I love play rehearsal and making funny sounds!
Christine: Hey, so do you!
Jeremy: I never said it was a bad thing. Okay, who's next?
Rich: I'll go. Chloe, you ready for thith?
Chloe: Of course.
Rich: I'm Chloe! I'm really popular! X3
Chloe: I mean, yeah. Okay, my turn.
Rich: I'm looking forward to thith.
Chloe (with a lisp): Hello, I'm Rich! I'm altho inthanely popular and thtuff!
Rich: That'th jutht like what I jutht thaid.
Chloe: Yeah, I was at a loss. Whoever's next, it's your turn.
Jake: Okay, I'll go. Brooke, you ready for this?
Brooke: Yep!
Jake: Hi, I'm Brooke. I'm really nice and everyone loves me!
Brooke: Aw, really?
Michael: Yeah, everyone loves you.
Brooke: X3 Okay, my turn!
Jake: Okay, go.
Brooke: I'm Jake and... uh... I play sports...?
Jake: *Laughs* I mean, you aren't wrong.
Brooke: *Sheepish*
Jenna: Okay. My turn.
Supernova: Oh dear...
Jenna: I'm Supernova! I'm named after a thing in space and all I do is write and do math!
Supernova: Yeah, that's... me. Okay, my turn.
Jenna: Alright!
Supernova: I'm Jenna, and I want to be famous!
Jenna: Yeah, I would make an amazing actress. Or maybe a Broadway actor or something.
Squip: *Has the fourth wall update and is very nervous right now*
Supernova: Okay, I think we're all done now. Thanks for reading, see you next time!