The mafia finds out that his bookkeeper has stolen ten million bucks. This bookkeeper happens to be deaf, so the mafia brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The mafia asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the mafia: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." That's when the mafia pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, triggers it and says: "Ask him again!" The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin backyard in Queens!" The mafia asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?" The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."
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