HALAL JOKES

The smile...Husband & Wife

* "Husband is one who is the head of the family, but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."

* Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you.

* Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..

Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

* Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

Husband: A lovely Push...!