Janis: Now you know, Cady, Regina George is not your friend. We're your friends and we're going to make her pay. You know what friends do? They've got your back and they're fun to be around!
Damian: Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh.
Janis: When someone hurts you then they attack and grind your foe into the ground
Damian: Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh.
Janis: Imagine a party with dresses and cake and singing and dancing and cake and there's a magic act that saws Regina in half and this time it will take
Damian: Now that's a party!
Janis: A revenge party, a party that ends with somebody's head on a spike
Damian: Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh.
Janis & Damian: It's a Revenge Party with your two best friends. It's like a party with revenge it's what it's like
Janis: For this to work, you're gonna have to pretend like you still like them. Can you do it?
Cady: Yes! (To Gretchen) Hey, girl!
Gretchen: Hey. Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron but he just wanted her back and that's not Regina's fault
Cady: I get it, I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys
Gretchen: Aw, of course!
Janis & Damian: It's a revenge party! A party that ends with eggshells all over the wall. It's a revenge party with your two best friends
Cady: I end up with Aaron when she's gone
Janis & Damian: Yes, Cady!
Cady: I end up with Aaron when she's gone
Ensemble: What's Regina doing? What is Regina wearing? Is she dating Aaron? Regina, Regina she has everything. She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina
Janis: Next, we take away Regina's only achievement, being a hot person
Regina: What is that?
Cady: Ugh, I'm so fat and disgusting. I just use these Kälteen diet bars when I need to lose weight
Regina: I need to lose three pounds. Bring me a whole box
Janis & Damian: It's a revenge party. A party that ends. Somebody crushed and alone
Janis: And ugly crying!
Janis & Damian: It's a revenge party with your two best friends. It's like a party and revenge is what is like
Ensemble: What's Regina eating? God, look at her figure? Did her boobs get bigger? Regina, Regina, Regina, she has everything. She gets everything. Regina, Regina, Regina
Janis: We got to go harder if we could get Gretchen Wieners to think that Regina is mad at her
Cady: I won't do that, Gretchen is fragile
Janis: Exactly, if we crack her she will spill something we could use. Shh, here she comes
Regina: (To Aaron) Stop pulling it down. Your hair looks sexy pushed back. Cady, would you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back
Cady: Your hair looks sexy pushed back
Aaron: Um, thanks. I'll see you in Cal
Janis: At every party, there might be a lull where the energy dips
Damian: Wow, wow, wow! You might be thinking it's late we should go and they ran out of chips
Cady: No. No. No! I can't even watch when she touches his hair and I've watched a snake eat a cow. Regina needs to be toppled. Sorry, Gretchen, I swear we'll get our party now
One candy cane, please!
Cady, Damian & Janis: A revenge party! A party that ends with lions in a roman arena
Ensemble: She has everything. She gets everything. Regina, Regina, Regina
Damian: Ho, Ho, Ho. Candy cane gram for Shane Omen
Ensemble: She gets everything
Damian: And one for Caddy Heron
Ensemble: She gets everything
Damian: Four for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco
Ensemble: Glen Coco. Glen Coco. Glen Coco
Damian: And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye
Grechan: Who sent that?
Cady: Aw. It's from-
Ensemble: Regina! Regina! Regina!
Cady: Thanks for being a such a great best friend
Grechan: Caulk! Caulk! Caulk! I mean cute. I mean, gimme it. I mean okay, well, if you and Regina are best friends. Now you can be in charge of keeping all her secrets. For example, she bought you those high heel shoes just to make fun of you cause she knew you wouldn't be able to walk in them and she's not really blonde, her natural color is dark blond. Also, she told me she cheats on Aaron every Thursday she says she has SAT Prep but really, she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the North Shore Lion's Costume
Cady: She makes him wear the costume?
Grechan: No, they're both in the costume and I never told anybody because I'm such a good friend
Cady, Damian & Janis: It's a Revenge Party! A party that ends with somebody's head on the spike. A Revenge Party with your two best friends, it's like a party and revenge it's what it's like
Ensemble: She gets everything, she gets everything, she gets everything, she gets everything
Ensemble: A party where everything is what it's like. A party where everything is what it's like. A party with revenge is what is like