Here's another shitty song about booty
No thought went into this crap it’s just booty
It’s so bad the title should have been “Doodie”
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Makes “Anaconda” seem like a masterpiece
It’s pitiful my new single
Is just one more mindless bore about butts this is getting old
I am a mother
I should know better than to star in a soft porn, showing off my ancient keister.
I was once the hottest young diva
Now I’m old and desperate to stay on the pop charts
So I asked this weird transvestite from Australia to be in this because she’s popular
Why is this albino famous?
This is the lamest song yet about booty.
Literally the whole vid is just booty.
It’s pathetic what you ladies are doing.
Portraying women as nothing more than sex crazed meat!
I’m so shallow that I actually to out an insurance policy on my huge tushy for twenty seven million dólares.
Makes my ass worth more cash than P. Diddy made off Biggie
Now I will cover my ass in lube and thurst up and down like I am seizuring.
I’ll do anything to get cheap YouTube views.
That’s why I act like I’m eighteen when I’m fifty.
Please don’t let my children see this.
My big botty starring in a new movie.
Taught my booty how to play “Call of Duty”
Smoke a doobie with my giant fat booty
In my booty I keep my ex Ben
Someone help me!
Another song about big booty it’s sad and pathetic for sure.
But I did it cause I’ve like this old dame since.
She danced on “In Living Color”
She’s still a pretty sexy lady even though she pushed out a few babies
She got a few grey pubes but that ain’t nothing can’t be fixed with some Brazilian shaving
yahhnabahhhnabiday yongnabadabhijay
Ain’t no point in saying words no ones listening anyway
Can’t hid the fact that this is utter crap
Might as well fart the rest of this awful rap
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Hey check it out J.Lo ain’t that Nicki Minaj’s fat ass?
The three biggest butts in music
Time to join forces we’ll rule the charts.
Six big fat ass cheeks with so much power and might
We are the Illuminati of booty
I am Iggy
I am J-Lo
I’m Nicki
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From this day forward we’ll rule by committee
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Making sure pop music always stays shitty
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That way we will always be on top winning
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