-These are the things my friends last told me-
Aries: i sat in a puddle of water
Sagittarius: Bold of you to assume I know anything
Capricorn: i love both dogs and cats i am bi for them
Gemini: You need a girl like me in your life
Libra: SKSKSKSKSKSKSKS
Aquarius: Yetus the fetus to setus patetuss
Virgo: U smel
Scorpio: want us to go attack him?
Pisces: Awe yeah broskies
Leo: His mouth is bigger than his worm
Cancer: she turned into emo girl and put the uno reverse card
Taurus: gOt tHe hOrsEs iN thE bAcK