Last Texts I Got From Zodiacs

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-These are the things my friends last told me-

Aries: i sat in a puddle of water

Sagittarius: Bold of you to assume I know anything

Capricorn: i love both dogs and cats i am bi for them

Gemini: You need a girl like me in your life

Libra: SKSKSKSKSKSKSKS

Aquarius: Yetus the fetus to setus patetuss

Virgo: U smel

Scorpio: want us to go attack him?

Pisces: Awe yeah broskies

Leo: His mouth is bigger than his worm

Cancer:  she turned into emo girl and put the uno reverse card

Taurus: gOt tHe hOrsEs iN thE bAcK

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