Messaging: Kang Yeosang
moonglowz
Yeosang!
Kang Yeosang
Who the fook are you
moonglowz
r00d
I'm the author
Kang Yeosang
Heh?
You can't lie to me
I know the author's username has an elf in it
moonglowz
I changed it you dolt
Kang Yeosang
Are you sure, Ms Crazy Pants?
moonglowz
Do you want to get kicked out of the book?
Kang Yeosang
You can't kick me out because I'm still a part of ATEEZ
If you kick me out the readers will kill you
😎
moonglowz
...
Dang it you're right
Fine whatever
Just if I randomly pop up into the chat again and the others don't know who I am, tell them that I'm Silver
Kang Yeosang
Just change your username to silvermoon or silverglowz or glowsilverz or something
moonglowz
No don't want to
Goodbye
Remember what I said or I'll stab you
Kang Yeosang
Wait you haven't heard all of my ideas yet!
silverdream, queensilver, silverprincezz, silverofarrowz, moonsilver, hellosilverz...
moonglowz
Shut up or I'm blocking you
Kang Yeosang
:(
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11.39 p.m.
Messaging: Gunhak hyung
Son Dongju
Gunhak hyung
Gunhak hyung
I want a pet
Gunhak hyung
Ask Hwanwoong
Son Dongju
Ok
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11.45 a.m.
Messaging: Shortie hyung
Son Dongju
Shortie hyung
Shortie hyung
Shortie hyung
I want a pet
Shortie hyung
yeah i'm not getting you one
You just called me short
Son Dongju
Fine
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11.58 a.m.
Messaging: The Parents
Son Dongju
Hey
Seoho hyung
Ravn hyung
I wanna pet
Seoho hyung
No
Son Dongju
But why not?
Youngjo hyung
You are not responsible enough to own a pet!
You'll get us killed!
Son Dongju
Do you even know what pet I want?
It could be a goldfish
Goldfish can't kill anyone
Youngjo hyung
Are you sure about that?
Goldfish can kill people!
Haven't you ever heard of that Chinese dynasty that was killed off by a bunch of fish?
Son Dongju
Hyung you just made that up
That never happened
Youngjo hyung
Dang you, Xion!
Seoho hyung
Dongju Son
Do you really think we'll believe you if you said you wanted a goldfish?
Son Dongju
...
I c I c
Seoho hyung
You would want a scarier pet
Like a dog or a car
Cat
Son Dongju
You're afraid of dogs??
Youngjo hyung
Of course he's not, don't be silly
We have a fooking house in the dog
*fooking dog in the house
Seoho hyung
What I'm trying to say is that even dogs and cats, regular pets, are dangerous in your care
And I know you don't even want a dog or a cat as your pet
You want something more risky
Like a snake or a tarantula
Son Dongju
Oh that's a great idea
Seoho hyung
NO IT IS NOT
Son Dongju
Seoho hyung
Son Dongju
Seoho hyung
Youngjo hyung
?
Son Dongju
You're still not getting me a pet?
Seoho hyung
FOR THE LAST TIME, NO, XION
Son Dongju
Fine then
Desperate times calls for desperate measures
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12.48 p.m.
Messaging: ONETEEZ BATCHES
babyxion 🍼
I want a pet
dumbjerk
Dongju, we talked about this!
r00dboii
Why are you taking the argument to the gc you inconsiderate batch
dumbjerk
OMGEE RAVN YOU SAID THE B WORD
r00dboii deleted a message!
r00dboii
Come again?
babyxion 🍼
dumbjerk
babyxion 🍼
Seoho hyung we should've screenshotted it
dumbjerk
Yeah
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
GOOD MORNING FOLKS
What is it that you should've screenshotted?
dumbjerk
Ravn saying batch
StrongToedOlaf ☃️
Ugh that would've been gold
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
Yeah
But anyways, what's this about a pet?
babyxion 🍼
I want a pet but Ravn and Seoho hyung wouldn't let me ):
Ravn has a dog, which is unfair because he doesn't let me have my own pet
dumbjerk
I don't think you're responsible enough to have your own pet
babyxion 🍼
Who are you, my mom?
StrongToedOlaf ☃️
Aish Dongju calm down
It's not like Seoho hyung wants to get you executed or something
babyxion 🍼
BUT HE FORBIDS ME FROM HAVING A PET
THAT'S JUST AS CRUEL
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
@Brain Dead 🧠 let's get Dongju a pet
dumbjerk
DON'T YOU DARE
Brain Dead 🧠
What?
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
Let's get Dongju a pet
babyxion 🍼
Yes please 🥺
r00dboii
No
Seoho doesn't let you have one
So no
StrongToedOlaf ☃️
Count me in! I want to steal from a pet shop
r00dboii
WAITH WHATUY
StrongToedOlaf ☃️
*i want to buy a pet from a pet shop
Hahaha autocorrect can be trash sometimes
r00dboii
dumbjerk
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
ANYWAY
Who else wants to sign up to this pet finding mission?
Sugar Bear 🐼
Me!
StrongToedOlaf ☃️
Me!
GONEHAK
What?
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
Okay the three of you are in!
GONEHAK
Wait for what
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
Getting Dongju a pet
GONEHAK
Wait I didn't sign up for anything
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
Too late you're in the pet stealing squad
GONEHAK
Drat
dumbjerk
PET STEALING SQUAD?!?
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
*pet purchasing squad
Hagahaha autocorrect can be such a batch sometimes
dumbjerk
Sugar Bear 🐼
"Hagahaha"
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
Shuth up ):<
r00dboii
I am not lying when I say that I am worried for these kids' future
GONEHAK
Yeah
StrongToedOlaf ☃️
We're teenagers
We need to live a little
Brain Dead 🧠
Yeah before we become old boring adults that do nothing but sit around all day and stare at the wall
Savage Bean
Like you boring old hyungs
babyxion 🍼
r00dboii
Why do you have a Puss in Boots gif thing-y
babyxion 🍼
Because Puss in Boots is gold
dumbjerk
No it ain't
babyxion 🍼
oH shUt Up hYuNG *british accent*
dumbjerk
r00boii
What is that randomness
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
*cue Jongho* R00D
Brain Dead 🧠
*cue Jongho* appletree 🍎 has changed dumbjerk's name to R00DJERK!
dumbjerk
Why is my username changed Dongju told me to shut up
I'm not being rude
Brain Dead 🧠
Because you are
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
A batchy
Brain Dead 🧠
Batch
GONEHAK
Yungi do share a brain cell don't they
Sugar Bear 🐼
I should know, I live with these giants
babyxion 🍼
BSKSHDKAJA GIANTS
and what does that make us, dwarves?
Savage Bean
No, we're elves
It makes Hongjoong hyung, Shortwoong hyung and Wooyoung dwarves
uwuyoung
Even when I'm offline, I'm still attacked
Shortwoong the 🌱
Even when I'm offline, I'm still attacked
OIIOIIII
uwuyoung
OIOIIIII
appletree 🍎
Plagiarism! >:(
babyxion 🍼
plagiarism! ):<
StrongToedOlaf ☃️
We have twinsies in this froup chat
Brain Dead 🧠
*fruit chat
GONEHAK
That's not even the right correction
dumbjerk
Um, caN WE PLEASE FOCUS AT THE TASK AT HAND
Sugar Bear 🐼
Which is?
dumbjerk
DISBAND THE PET STEALING SQUAD
StrongToedOlaf ☃️
YOU WANT TO DISBAND US?!
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
WE HAS FORMED FOR ONLY FIVE MINUTES AND YOU WANT TO DISBAND US?
uwuyoung
We has formed—
Brain Dead 🧠
IT'S HARD FOR US TO FIND MEMBERS YOU KNOW
Sugar Bear 🐼
APPRECIATE OUR HARD WORK YOU INCONSIDERATE BATCH
hippocrite 🦛
Leave Seoho alone fjakdhjs
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
You are automatically not a member of the Pet Stealing Squad hyung
StrongToedOlaf ☃️
*pet purchasing squad
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
Dook auto correct
r00dboii
IS NOBODY CONCERNED ABOUT THIS
R00DSHORTIE
After getting insulted?
No I don't care anymore
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
Okay I think we can afford one more member on this Pet Stealing Squad
Who wants to join
uwuyoung
ME!
Shortwoong the 🌱
ME!
appletree 🍎
ME!
SANshine ☀️
ME!
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
SAN you are the lucky member to get a spot on this squad!
SANshine ☀️
WHOOPEE
uwuyoung
WAIT
Shortwoong the 🌱
WHAT
appletree 🍎
WE TEXTED FIRST
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
But y'all are crackheads so you aren't a part of this Pet Stealing Squad
San let's go
TeddyBearYunho 🧸 has gone offline!
Brain Dead 🧠 has gone offline!
SANshine ☀️ has gone offline!
StrongToedOlaf ☃️ has gone offline!
Savage Bean has gone offline!
GONEHAK
I guess I have no choice but to join it
GONEHAK has gone offline!
appletree 🍎
But I'm not a dwarf like Shortwoong hyung and Wooshort hyung ):
Shortwoong the 🌱
uwuyoung
r00dboii
Is nobody going to point out that we left Yunho at "Pet Stealing Squad"?
dumbjerk
OH SHOOT
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2.14 p.m.
Messaging: Helping Seonghwa Ask A Girl Out On A Date
Sugar Bear 🐼
We shall be using this groop chat so I will add and remove the members needed in here
Shortwoong the 🌱
YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT—
Sugar Bear 🐼 removed Shortwoong the 🌱
Sugar Bear 🐼 removed appletree 🍎
Sugar Bear 🐼 removed babyxion 🍼
Sugar Bear 🐼 removed r00dboii
Sugar Bear 🐼
I can do anything I want
Brain Dead 🧠
Shortwoong hyung's gone
Who you're talking to?
Sugar Bear 🐼
SHUSH
Sugar Bear 🐼 added TeddyBearYunho 🧸
Sugar Bear 🐼 added StrongToedOlaf ☃️
Sugar Bear 🐼 added GONEHAK
Sugar Bear 🐼
There you go
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
Okay first up
Code names
SANshine ☀️
Ooo sounds exciting
Brain Dead 🧠
You mean you're going to change the usernames? You know it changes in ONETEEZ BATCHES too
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
I toggled the group chat's settings and now it allows us to change the username in here without it affecting the name in other groups
Sugar Bear 🐼
Yunho's being smart for once
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
Shut up I have always been smart
TeddyBearYunho 🧸 changed StrongToedOlaf ☃️'s name to Crazy Driver
Crazy Driver
Why
GONEHAK
I don't like where this is going
TeddyBearYunho 🧸 changed their name to Cult Leader
Cult Leader changed Sugar Bear 🐼's name to Navigator ☸️
Cult Leader changed GONEHAK's name to Distraction
Cult Leader changed Brain Dead 🧠's name to Hacked 🎓
Cult Leader changed SANshine ☀️'s name to Communicator
Hacked 🎓
Yunho explain
Also why am I Hacked
Cult Leader
Oops
Cult Leader changed Hacked 🎓's name to Hacker 🎓
Cult Leader
There you go!
Navigator ☸️
Now explain
Cult Leader
These new usernames are our roles
I am the leader
Distraction
Why you?
Cult Leader
Because I formed the squad?
Duhh
Distraction
Making you leader is a horrible idea
Also whY AM I DISTRACTION?
Cult Leader
Cuz ur good at that
Anyway
Keonhee is Crazy Driver because he is in charge of getting us out if we need to
Crazy Driver
I don't have a car tho
Navigator ☸️
Steal one
Hacker 🎓
WE AIN'T THIEVES
Distraction
We're literally going to steal from a pet shop
Hacker 🎓
Wait we're actually doing it?
I THOUGHT THAT WAS A JOKE
YUNHO MAY I WITHDRAW
Cult Leader
We just debuted and you want to leave?
NO WAY BRO
Communicator changed the group chat name to The Pet Stealing Squad
Communicator
We're not helping Seonghwa hyung ask a girl out on a date cuz he should know how to do so already
Cult Leader
Anyway
Yes San thanks for the group chat name change I forgot about it
So San is going to help us coax the shop owner to allow us to bring a pet home without paying
And since that's probably not going to go well, Gunhak hyung is going to help us distract the pet owner
Distraction
How?
Cult Leader
You figure it out yourself
Dance or something
So while Gunhak distracts the shopkeeper San takes a pet and leaves the shop, and they go into the car, where Yeosang, Mingi, Keonhee and I are waiting
Keonhee will be the one who drives us out
Yeosang will help with navigating us out of there
Mingi will be the one who'll hack into the cameras and erase all evidence that we have been there
Hacker 🎓
WHAT?
I can't hack into cameras
I ain't smart
Cult Leader
Well too bad, go learn how to do that
Now
Find a car
Navigator ☸️
There's one in front of the dorm
Hacked 🎓
Huh? Did that just arrive a while ago?
Cult Leader
Whatever, it's a car
Steal it
Crazy Driver
Hold up where
Cult Leader
Sorry it's in front of the ATEEZ dorm
We'll drive that to the ONEUS dorm
Distraction
You sure it's okay to steal that?
What if it's your CEO's car?
Cult Leader
...
Good point there my dear friend
Crazy Driver
We'll just take Ravn's car
Navigator ☸️
You're going to take your leader's car?
Distraction
I'm sure he won't mind
Hacker 🎓
This ain't going to end well
Cult Leader
Nope!
We depart tonight at 9 p.m.
Crazy Driver
Will the pet shop even be open around that time?
Cult Leader
Oh yeah
Plan B is break into the shop and steal the first pet you see if the shop's closed
Capisce?
Distraction
WHAT THE FOODKSHFKS—
Crazy Driver
Capisce!
Navigator ☸️
Ah wahtever
Cult Leader
*whatever
Alrighty!
We depart TONIGHT!
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9.08 p.m.
Messaging: ONETEEZ Batches
SANshine ☀️
Hi
I'm bored
appletree 🍎
Did Byul scratch you again
SANshine ☀️
No...
uwuyoung
San I can literally hear you sniffling from my room
SANshine ☀️
AHHHH YES SHE DID
SHE SCRATCHED ME
But that was four hours ago
How can you hear me sniffling?
uwuyoung
Oh I forogot i need to feed ny dog g ahahahgdgsahg
uwuyoung has gone offline! (pretty hastily, i might add)
appletree 🍎
SANshine ☀️
appletree 🍎
He doesn't have a dog?
SANshine ☀️
Yeah
appletree 🍎
There's something wrong with Wooyoung
SANshine ☀️
Maybe he's having a nightmare?
Shortwoong the 🌱
Hello Chois
appletree 🍎
Who invited the shortie to this party?
Shortwoong the 🌱 has left the chat!
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
CHOI JONGHO
TeddyBearYunho 🧸 added Shortwoong the 🌱 to the group chat!
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO BE NICE
R00DSHORTIE
Aju nice!
appletree 🍎
Why should we be nice?
The good people die first anyway
hippocrite 🦛
Why do u have to hit us with the sad truth
babyxion 🍼
You know that really sad YouTube comment that goes like:
Son: "Mom, who do the nicest people die first?"
Mom: "If you went to a garden, which flowers will you pick first?"
Son: "The ugliest ones."
R00DSHORTIE
Uhhhh that's now how the last part goes?
babyxion 🍼
Shut up imma go my way
Speaking of my way
@r00dboii @dumbjerk I WANNA PET
dumbjerk
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO SAY NO??
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
Ddaengg the mom's mad
babyxion 🍼
I WANNA PET
dumbjerk
NO
babyxion 🍼
PET
dumbjerk
NO
babyxion 🍼
PET
dumbjerk
NO
babyxion 🍼
PET
dumbjerk
NO
babyxion 🍼
PET
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
Caught in the crossfire
dumbjerk
NO
babyxion 🍼
PET
dumbjerk
NO
babyxion 🍼
PET
dumbjerk
NO
Shortwoong the 🌱
Between a mom and a son
babyxion 🍼
PET
dumbjerk
NO
babyxion 🍼
PET
dumbjerk
NO
babyxion 🍼
PET
dumbjerk
NO—
r00dboii
BOTH OF YOU STOP
We have more pressing matters at hand
hippocrite 🦛
What pressing matters?
r00dboii
Keonhee and Gunhak are missing
And aren't they a part of the Pet Stealing Squad too? 🤨
appletree 🍎
Suspicious suspicious
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
SANshine ☀️
Ummmmmmmmm
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
Maybe they went out to eat or something?
dumbjerk
At this hour??
SANshine ☀️
Perhaps they wanted a midnight snack
r00dboii
We have a room full of food in the dorm
SANshine ☀️
Oh
Well I don't know I'm not supervising them 24/7 😤
dumbjerk
You two are acting suspicious
babyxion 🍼 changed dumbjerk's name to overprotective mother
babyxion 🍼
Calm downn
overprotective mother
I can't calm down they're missing!
SANshine ☀️
Alright overprotective mother I told Keonhee to tell you
overprotective mother
Where is he—
StrongToedOlaf ☃️
THERE ARE FOOKING COPS CHASING AFTER US ASJDDHSISJSJAKDKL
overprotective mother
WHAT THE FOOK
Sugar Bear 🐼
WHO SAID THIS WAS A GREAT IDEA AGAIN I'MM GOING TO MIRDER YOU
appletree 🍎
You know that things have gone bad if Yoesang hyung is screaming bloody murder
hippocrite 🦛
Ok what happened now?
Brain Dead 🧠
WE TEIED TO DOLLOW YUNHO'A PLAN TO GET DONGJU A PET BUT SAN DAILED HIS PART AND GUNHAK FAILED HIS PRT AND EVERYONE FAILED THEIR PART EXCEPT KEONHEE WHO IS DEIVING US LIKE CRAZY
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
WRONG GROYP CHAT MINGI!
Brain Dead 🧠
AHHH SORRY
overprotective mother
Y'ALL ARE GEGTTING A LECTURE QHEN YPU GET HOME!
THE COPS???
WHADDAYAMEAN EVERYONE FAILED THEIR PART???
WHY R U STEALKIMG FOR A PET SYOP????
r00dboii
The reign of typos has begin
Shortwoong the 🌱
*begun
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
Okay I will stop typing in caps because our readers might get a headache from reading it
The plan was to get San to coax the shopkeeper to bring us a pet home without paying
overprotective mother
WHY THE FKSGSKDHF WOULD YOU DO THAT
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
If that doesn't work Gunhak was supposed to distract the shopkeeper while San gets a pet
overprotective mother
AGAIN: WHAT THE FKSJSKDJSLALKD—
Brain Dead 🧠
And then I was supposed to hack the security cameras bUT YUNHO I ALREADYY TOLD YOU SINCE THE BEGINNING I CANNOT HACK
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
I thought that your forgotten hacking skills will come back to you in time!
Anyway
So the trio failed in their parts
Gunhak only distracted the shopkeeper by talking
San was unable to coax the shopkeeper and take the pet without anyone else noticing
And Mingi was unable to hack anything
Brain Dead 🧠
I'M SORRYYYY ㅠ ㅠ
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
Anyway the rest of the mission seems to be going great
Yeosang is helping Keonhee navigate his way around the city for the quickest getaway
overprotective mother
HOLY SLSAJDSALALADKD
And what were YOU doing this entire time?
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
I formed the plan and directed the operation 😎
babyxion 🍼
You did all that for me? 🥺
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
yes baby Xion uwu
babyxion 🍼
This is why Yunho hyung's my favorite
Goodbye Seoho hyungg
overprotective mother
WHAT
NOOO DON'T GO
JUST BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET YOU A PET???
IT WAS FOR YOUR SAKE!
YOU AREN'T RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH
babyxion 🍼
Blah blah blah
appletree 🍎
Oh by the way San hyung was pet did you get for Dongju?
SANshine ☀️
Umm
I took a couple...
overprotective mother
WHAT?!???
HOW MANY?!!!??!
SANshine ☀️
A goldfish, a snake, a tarantula, a rabbit, a dog, a cat, and an iguana
r00dboii
I think Seoho fainted
Shortwoong the 🌱
Yeah his dead body is lying down in the middle of the hallway
R00DSHORTIE
This is a stupid thing that you kids have done but I'm also proud
How were you able to sneak those seven animals?
SANshine ☀️
The snake, the tarantula and the iguana were already in conjoined cages
The dog, the cat, and the rabbit are in one together sleeping
And the goldfish is in a plastic bag which we placed in a small aquarium
appletree 🍎
Where did you get the small aquarium from?
Sugar Bear 🐼
I stole it when they were still inside
overprotective mother
WHAT????
This is NUTS!!
you guys are going to be in JAIL for this!!
GONEHAK
Don't worry we're currently hiding in a building trying to make sure nobody seed us
*sees
SANshine ☀️
The car's a bit scratched up but we're okay
appletree 🍎
Nobody asked
Shortwoong the 🌱
Who's car are you driving anyway?
Keonhee and Gunhak hyung don't have a car
overprotective mother
Don't tell me you stole it from some poor old man
StrongToedOlaf ☃️
Ummmm
GONEHAK
Worse, actually
hippocrite 🦛
Ddaeng
Who's car is it?
Sugar Bear 🐼
Ravn hyung's
r00dboii
...
WHAT?!?!???!!!
TeddyBearYunho 🧸
OKAY GOODBYE LOGGING OFF!!
The Pet Stealing Squad has gone offline!
r00dboii
I'MM GOING MURDER YOU WHEN YOU COME BACK!!!!
appletree 🍎
Well that was an adventure