Jirou: You guys me And Momo are now official!
Mina: Like fuckin finally
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Bakugo: Look you guys I'm actually not gay
Kaminari: BIG GASP!
Sero: WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAT?!
Jirou: Betrayal
Mina: HOW COULD YOU?! YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND!
Kirishima: hurt
Bakugo: Jesus fuckin Christ you guys, I'm pansexual
All: Ohh
Mina: whisper You can come out soon
Kirishima: whisper Not yet!
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Kaminari: pours jam on himself I AM JAMINARI!
Bakugo: No. STFU
(Did you know on my phone Kaminari autocorrects to jam)
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Sero: You all got cool things about you but I can use my sticky substance that is also solidified to trap you in a certain area and I produce from my elbows
Mina: You just shoot tape out of your elbows
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Kaminari: Jam taste nice
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Jirou: I wear skinny jeans but they are to skinny but when I wear normal pants they're to baggy
Bakugo: Just do baggy all the way it's comfy
Sero: Yeah but skinny shows your body and how good your legs look
Mina: SKIRT
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Kaminari: still covered in Jam Where is the toast
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Sero: Pff gay
Kirishima: No U!
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Kaminari: Maybe I should pour jam into a hot tub
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Kiri's dad: Take a dog
Kirishima: ö
Kiri's dad: It's now a emotional support dog
Kirishima: Ö
Kiri's dad: it's a German Shepard boy and it's name is cookie
Kirishima: . .
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Kiri's dad: Don't let it poop in the house
News reporter: UA student decided to spend there time buying jam and filling it in a hot tub Jun onto you
Reporter2: Hello I am at the scene and here with the UA student
Kaminari: YOU CANNOT STOP ME I AM A KAMInari!
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Bakugo: so you want to say shit then eat shit
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Mina: Are you a girl or boy
Jirou: I AM JIROU!
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Kaminari: Nice bubbling jam
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Random person: I'm not going to lie trans guys are cute
Kirishima: Hears this and happy
Random person: But they are also so fucking ugly, god made them this way and should be happy with their body. They are just so selfish because other people would love to have there body but they just waste by pretending to be something else!
Kirishima: no longer happy
Mina: mad Why Don't you like them?
Random person: Okay damn this is none of your business
Mina: And It's none of your business to talk trash about trans people because you don't have a life doesn't mean that you can destroy others
Random person: Ugh get a life
Mina: I would make a joke about yours but you beat me to it! Come on Kiri let the hore alone
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Jaminari: SPREAD ALL THE GOOD STUFF ON ME BLYATS
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Jirou: WHERE'S MY MONEY BITCH?
Kaminari: Can I pay you in jam
Jirou: You owe me 20,000 yen (20$)
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Bakugo: YOU WANNA GO BITCH?
Sero: no.
Bakugo: FUCK YOU YOU ASS EATING DOG SHIT
Sero: Thanks
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Sero: searches up his name Let's see what we got here
10 minutes later
Sero: WHERE IS THE BLEACH?
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Mina: #aesthetic #Lesbien #bakugoisahoe
Bakugo: Guess who is dying today?
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Bakugo: You are just jealous that I have a better ass
Jirou: You even have bigger boobs
Bakugo: Eww no
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Kaminari: Okay I'm all sticky and need a bath now
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OMG WHO SHE?