(BACK) 📱Batfamily Groupchat📱

By WreckInc

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Join in with Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, Barbara, Stephanie, Cassandra, Bruce, Duke, Harper, and more others! ... More

Author notes:
1: Tea
2: Complicated Relationships?
3: Future?
4: Best Robin
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5 (part 2) story
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7: Picnic Plan
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10
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Announcement: Alive
16: Duke meets the Groupchat
17: Movies
18: Valentines Day
19: Tim Can't Sleep
20: Understanding Cassandras Language
21: Who took the Coffee Machine away?
22: Best Robin (remake)
23: Sleepover Disaster
24: Who has the worst job
25: Comparing Damian
26: Bomb Alert
27: Reaction of Corona Virus
28: Therapy Session
29: Being Quarantine
30: Being Quarantine 2
31: Being Quarantine 3
32: Closet
33: Test
34: Mr Spider
35: Celebration Party
36: Dick's Secret
37: Sister Alert
38: Action Figures
39: Crashing a car
40: Mother of the Year
41: Best friend Kent
42: Damian's Late Birthday
43: Clone and Future
44: Math Issues and Grades
45: Bruce Wayne
46: Feeding the demon child
47: Middle names
48: Dick getting Strict
49: GC History Yay
50: Parent Meeting for Damian Wayne
51: Vicki Vale
52: Cassandra turns smart
53: Green Aliens
54: Green Aliens Aftermath
55: Jason's drawing
56: Al Ghul chat
57: Ric Grayson
58: Santa is here
59: School Tests
60: Talent Show for Damian
61: The swear jar

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DickGrayson: BEST. PICNIC. EVER
GOD I LOVE U ALL

RowHarper: Yeah no.

Talia: no

Selina: same with those two.

DickGrayson: What? But it was good.. right???

Stephanie1: I'm so sorry Dick
But
It
Wasn't
So good..

JasonTODD: damn right it ain't fucking good.
It was the best shit I've witness.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: seriously should've stayed, like ugh

DickGrayson: I don't understand... what was so bad about it!

Talia: Selina a... Well Damian says these days, "thots" are a new word.
So Selina is a thot.

Talia left the conversation

Selina: fuck u angry eyebrows

Selina left the conversation

RowHarper: rad

JasonTODD: see?

DickGrayson: ok.. but it's just a one problem, Jason.

JasonTODD: ok where the fuck do I begin? Selina and Talia were fighting over Bruce while he was brooding along with Alfred under the shade, Harper and Tim were legit fighting over who's the better hacker and then it turn to throwing foods at EACH OTHER along with Stephanie trying to hit Tim on his head with a fucking basket, trying to stop him while screaming to stop, then Harper was making fun of him and saying he should listen to her with all that love shit and it made me laugh a lot oml, so anyways it made Tim so pissed to the point of attacking her and so Stephanie gave up and went with Cassandra, who is the only person not fighting or doing anything, she was eating all the food and Stephanie joined in, they took a nap together from the food right? Then Barbara was pissed while screaming the top of her lungs, Damian had a FUCKING SWORD OUT READY TO ATTACK HARPER AND TIM, AND CHASE THEM WITH IT WHILE EVEYRONE. AND I MEAN EVERYONE DID NO SHIT EXPECT EITHER SCREAMED OR JUST ALL OVER THE PLACE DAMN IT. BatWomen was looking disappointed that she left early, dick you were just singing while sitting down and saying it's the best day ever, then all of you guys suddenly started arguing at each other or just yeah.
It then turned bad I guess.
But I'm so glad I joined this bat fucked family HAHAHAH

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Jesus.

Stephanie1: so yesterday, I learned that, all of us don't get along and we all shouldn't be in a one room or else it's well.. fucked. Alright nice to know

Cassandra: tired

Stephanie1: same. Do you want to go get ice cream later though

Cassandra: yes

Damian.Wayne: Everyone tried my patience. Seriously the picnic was overload crap.

RowHarper: I mean it's not my fault, it's Tim, he started it so..

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: oh fuck you

Stephanie1: TIM THATS NOT FUCKING NICE

JasonTODD: WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE THERES A KID IN THIS FUCKING CHAT!

Damian.Wayne: Someday.... Someday I'm going to kill you...

RowHarper: Thank you Stephanie, at least you agree that he's not nice at all
I'm starting to like you again already we should probably hang out with uh your friend Cassandra?

Stephanie1: oh she's my best friend, you'll definitely like her. Wait don't you remember her?

Cassandra: :)

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: WTF STEPH PLEASEEEE DONT HANG OUT WITH HER THATS MY ENEMY

JasonTODD: damn ur love life is hanging out with your rival
What gets worst these days am I right?

BarbaraG: wait...  weren't Stephanie and Harper were close friends and roommates basically??...

Stephanie1: oh yeah distance ruin that

RowHarper: Yeah her and Cassandra, good times

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: oof

JasonTODD: best moment right now lol

DickGrayson: ok I admit, this and the Picnic was a little chaos... but we spent time together! As a family

BarbaraG: I guess?

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I was forced to go

Cassandra: food.

JasonTODD: there for drama

Stephanie: I actually wanted to spend time with you guys so uh I'm siding with Dick.

RowHarper: uh honestly I went there to just chill so siding with Dick?

BarbaraG: I was there because I felt bad for Dick and he's my boyfriend even though I didn't want to go.

DickGrayson: Barbara... what. Are you kidding me?

BarbaraG: no.

DickGrayson: ouch..

JasonTODD: lol that's pretty cool

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Guys I think... I think the next road trip we should go is therapy.

JasonTODD: Yeah fuck that. Tim I hate therapists.

Stephanie1: I don't need therapy? I'm actually pretty normal.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: that's a complete lie you made. You have guilt over your baby still. So that counts, Steph.

Stephanie1: .. ouchhhh okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

JasonTODD: seriously thought you guys were joking about the baby part.
So this actually happened oh ok why wasn't I inform about this?

DickGrayson: yeah why wasn't I informed first? I'm like the big brother here.

Damian.Wayne: I should've been inform first since I'm a little close to fatgirl.

JasonTODD: stfu no you weren't you had a crush on steph
GTFO OUT HERE BOOOOOOYYYY

RowHarper: wow I definitely missed a lot... so uh can I get the full background or?

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: To bad. Guys I was inform first because I'm close to Stephanie then all of you idiots. I took her to baby classes.

JasonTODD: were u the fucking father anyways?

RowHarper: wow that's the first question you quickly asked. Tf.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: no Jason.. if I was a father I would've kept it you should know that.

Cassandra: baby?

Stephanie1: why the fuck is this topic about my child?

DickGrayson: because I care. I am the big bro remember

JasonTODD: totally isn't going to adopt your child and keep it as mine.

Stephanie1: sorry to burst ur bubble but this was a looonnnngggg time ago

Damian.Wayne: and like I said before, he would easily kill it less then a day

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: definitely agree

DickGrayson: Oh yeah you're right actually

JasonTODD: WHAT THE FUCK GUYS why can't you guys ever give me a little fucking hope omg

Stephanie1: I believe you would be a good dad Jason

JasonTODD: omg thank you Steph, finally someone at least gives me some hope

Damian.Wayne: I'm sure this is called "pity".

BarbaraG: no comment on that

JasonTODD: ok that's it, fuck you devil spawn you're just salty that someone gave me a courage at life

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I think the baby would curse at 1 years old once you adopt a baby.

Cassandra: b a b y

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: yes? Baby?

JasonTODD: why the fuck did u call cass baby OOOOOOOO

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: omfg you know that's not what I meant

Stephanie1: totally isn't going to comment.

Cassandra: steph, baby.

JasonTODD: oh god the silent killer is learning! SEND HELP

Stephanie1: What cass?

JasonTODD: OH SHIT GUYS STEPH REPLIED BACK AFTER CASS CALLED HER BABY
OMFGGG

Damian.Wayne: Todd. Shut up. Let the lady shiva baby learn.

BarbaraG: are we seriously going to see Cassandra saying baby? What??

DickGrayson: AWWW THIS IS SO ADORABLE SHES LEARNING!!

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: wait are you guys serious-

Cassandra: baby... in stomach?

DickGrayson: oh.. oh... OH..

JasonTODD: yes you came out of lady shivas hole

Cassandra: hole?

Stephanie1: JASON DONT U DARE RUIN HER MIND

DickGrayson: SHE IS YOUNG U EVIL MAN

Damian.Wayne: don't ruin her mind.

RowHarper: wait.. what did I just come back to?

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Guys... she is old enough.. what..?

RowHarper: wtf is this

BarbaraG: they are teaching her where she came from I think

JasonTODD: CASS IMMA TEACH U THE BIRDS AND THE BEES

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: don't you actually dare. I even know your limits.

DickGrayson: DONT JASON

Damian.Wayne: What is that anyways?

JasonTODD: hahahaha

Stephanie1: you are going to ruin the innocence mind of Cassandra and Damian. Please don't.

Damian.Wayne: I don't understand. Tell me.

Cassandra: yes tell

RowHarper: JASON DONT U FUCKING DARE OK

JasonTODD: Damian and Cass, alright. When a mommy and daddy love each other. They go insane for each other

Damian.Wayne: What the hell do you mean "insane for each other"?

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: this isn't even how it goes

DickGrayson: oh dear god help us all...

Cassandra: Insane? Kill?

JasonTODD: different kind of insane. The romance way. No kill.

Stephanie1: this isn't okay.

BarbaraG: FUCKING STOP ALREADY JASON U SUCK

DickGrayson: very very evil man.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: smh

JasonTODD: okay cass and Damian, let's use Tim, Stephanie, Barbara, and Dick for example alright?

Damian.Wayne: Okay?

DickGrayson: ok stop don't u use me as a damn example

BarbaraG: wait stop Jason just stop I'm serious

Stephanie1: consent. It's consent. I say no.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Jason I'm going to expose you.

JasonTODD: ok anyways, when they love each other very much... they just need to let that anger go.

DickGrayson: wait I thought love was to show love and not anger?

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: issues, so much issues.

Damian.Wayne: continue...

DickGrayson kicked JasonTODD out of the conversation

DickGrayson: ok phew

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: yes justice. Finally happened

RowHarper: I question this chat a lot. We went from the picnic, to Stephanie's baby, and now this. What the hell?

BarbaraG: this happens a lot. Don't worry I also question this in my mind.

Damian.Wayne: I was curious on what, Todd needed to tell me but you kicked him.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: we prevention Jason from ruining you and Cassandra's mind.

Cassandra: makes sense?

RowHarper added JasonTODD to the conversation

JasonTODD: geez ok I'll stop man

DickGrayson: good.

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