The usual was happening in America's house. Which means, it looked like the countries' meeting, but, miraculously, it was a tame meeting. To the states at least, to the countries, it looked like a worst version of their meetings.
"Mien Gott. Shouldn't zhey better behaved?" Germany asks.
"Zhey didn't have coffee yet. You'll be fine." Prussia says.
As (the AWESOME) Prussia says that however, four things, all at the same time, break. Gunshots can be heard. Cusses in multiple different languages are also heard. And, all the while, Haiku were recording the madness.
"Prussia. Are you a-sure?" Italy asks.
"Of cour-" As he was saying that, police sirens are now heard.
"¡Mierda! Camelia!" Felix yells while running down the stairs.
"Espera un segundo, idiota." Camelia says casually.
Camelia gives a duffle bag of money (give me money woman) and says, "Aquí idiota, simplemente no te lastimes..."
"¡Gracias!" Felix runs to the front door and runs out and Camelia walks back to the meeting room (she was in there so she wouldn't get bothered).
And now, Victoria is yelling at someone, Rhode is getting chased by Tex, Oliver and Michelle are shooting at Diana, 10 out of the original 13 are trying to make everyone calm down, Wyatt and Upper Michigan are being neglected again, Aaron is trying to see how much vodka he could drink, Violet is regretting life decisions along with Utah, and the other states are either arguing with someone else or not even there.
"America is an awful parent. His children are so immature..." China says.
"America-san has 52 kids. It would be hard to take care of all of them." Japan says.
"Which reminds me, where is America-san?"
"Vait. Did he aBANDON US?!" Germany asks (he probably did abandon you guys).
"Sly bastard...." Russia mumbles (hi Romano, how you doing?).
"I doubt that Amérique would abandon us." France says.
"Frog, the wanker hid 52 kids from us." England says.
"Well, black sheep, we never asked."
"For the love of God (you mean Doitsu), stop it!" Daniel yells.
"Diana was being a b**ch!" Michelle yells.
"Never thought I would say this, but she's right!" Oliver says.
"Okay zhen... Camelia!" Penny yells.
"¿Qué demonios quieres?" Camelia asks.
"Blackmail." Dan says.
Camelia with a smirk, starts talking.
"Well then, Oliver-" She whispered the rest in his ear.
"How do you know that?" Oliver asks.
Camelia shrugs and does the same thing to Michelle.
"Well that's creepy..." Michelle says.
"If you don't behave, everyone's going to know."
"Yes, ma'am." They both say.
"Also, give me the guns."
"Fine."
The two give the guns to the younger state.
"Thanks." Dan says.
"Zhe second civil var is going to happen between zhose zwo." Penny says.
"Stop chasing me you bastard!" Ryan yells.
"I hate this family....." Dan mumbles.
"Call me when you need me." Camelia says while walking away.
"Ve vill. Ve vill...." Penny says.
"Why did we agree to this...?" England asks.
Cliffhanger
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Well then, hello, I'm not dead yet, don't worry.
Hopefully, you didn't miss me, a hell of a lot at least.
Anyway, I hope you have an amazing day and evening!
Thank you for reading this dumb and cringe worthy fanfic so far.
Adiós Bellas!
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Cuss words:
¿Qué demonios quieres? = What's the hell do you want?
Aquí idiota, simplemente no te lastimes = Here dum***s, just don't get hurt
Espera un segundo, idiota = Wait a second, dum***s