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their new song sounds a lot like the song above :)
~ryan
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judiisbabey judi posted this and i know that because she's obsessed with zepeto again
gawsten @judiisbabey YOU'RE TALKING TOO LOUDLY
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GEOFF: Sydney! Come show us your outfit!
SYDNEY: In a moment!
GEOFF: [to AWSTEN] Her and that friend, jesus christ.
AWSTEN: Their friendship is cute. And besides, it's good for her to have a friend after all she's been through.
GEOFF: I guess you're right.
AWSTEN: That's what her psychiatrist said, so of course I'm right.
GEOFF: [kisses his fiancé] Love you.
AWSTEN: Love you too, babe.
SYDNEY and her best friend HOLLY come racing out of her room with their pillowcases for candy in hand.
GEOFF: Ooh, Syd, you look wonderfully spooky! So do you, Holly.
THE GIRLS: Thank you.
SYDNEY: When are we leaving?
GEOFF: As soon as your aunt and uncle get here.
SYDNEY: When's that?
GEOFF: I don't know, call them.
SYDNEY: Okay. [to HOLLY] Let's go outside!
HOLLY: I'm kinda hungry.
AWSTEN: You are?
HOLLY: Yes.
AWSTEN: Well you should probably only have a snack because we're going to dinner later, but if you want if you want something a little more I can certainly make it for you.
HOLLY: I think I'm okay with a snack.
AWSTEN: Alright, well, you already know where the pantry is.
HOLLY: Okie dokie.
SYDNEY: I'll be on the swings!
HOLLY: Okay!
As soon as Holly leaves with snacks, GEOFF and AWSTEN continue their conversation.
AWSTEN: How many streams are we on now?
GEOFF: Seventy-seven hundred thousand, so far.
AWSTEN: You think we could hit one million by tonight?
GEOFF: Perhaps. We can do some of our own work and have it on replay on the tablet while we're gone.
AWSTEN: That's cheating, Geoff.
GEOFF: So what? You like cheating, don't you?
AWSTEN panicked internally for a moment, then remembered he's just referencing to a video they made a few weeks back. They were playing a mobile game and Awsten had practiced even though that was against their rules.
AWSTEN: No I don't!
GEOFF: Liar! [kisses him again] I'm gonna change into my costume.
AWSTEN: Ooh, I wanna join!
GEOFF: Then come join, ding dong.
AWSTEN: How about a quickie mixed in?
GEOFF: [smiling] No!
AWSTEN: You're a big meanie. [crosses his arms and pouts]
GEOFF: Big?
AWSTEN: Big.
GEOFF: I think someone is horny.
AWSTEN: Just go change. [slaps his fiancé's ass ùwú]
GEOFF: Aws!
AWSTEN: [pushes him] Go!
GEOFF: Aye, okay, okay!
Geoff enters their bedroom to change. Someone knocks on the front door.
AWSTEN: Nobody's home!
PATTY: Let me in, you two inch dick!
AWSTEN: [opens the door] You're mean.
JUDI: Yeah, don't mention his size like that.
The pair laugh as AWSTEN watches them without expression.
AWSTEN: Geoff likes me.
PATTY: [steps inside] So did I, and to be honest I'm still wondering why.
JUDI pinches PATTY in his side.
PATTY: Sorry.
JUDI: [ignoring him] Aws, where's Syd?
AWSTEN: Outside with her friend.
PATTY: And Geoff?
AWSTEN: Putting on his costume.
PATTY: Oh, okay.
They take a moment to sit down and get comfortable.
AWSTEN: Y'alls costumes are adorable.
They're the iconic housewife and milkman.
JUDI: Thanks!
AWSTEN: Couples costume yet you're totally not dating.
PATTY: [playfully] Shut up, okay? She's my best friend who has my babies in her, therefore we can act however we want with each other.
AWSTEN: Hmm, I just remember when there was a mutual hate.
JUDI: We never hated each other, we were just annoyed by each other.
AWSTEN realizes what Patty said. "My babies," his babies. They're his?
AWSTEN: Wait a minute...
JUDI: What?
AWSTEN: I just... Patty's the father?
JUDI: ...You already knew that, Aws.
AWSTEN: Biological father?
JUDI: Oh... yeah, he is.
AWSTEN: But it was around the time of the thing that you found out you were pregnant.
JUDI: We had sex a few days after it happened.
AWSTEN: How do you know they're his?
JUDI: I had to swallow that person's semen.
PATTY tightens his grip around her and pulls her in for a hug.
AWSTEN: You're such a softie, Patty.
PATTY: I'm not a softie, I'm just trying to comfort her.
AWSTEN: ...Y'all suck ass, I'm gonna get changed.
JUDI: Okay.
AWSTEN: Don't fuck while I'm gone, okay? There are two, no four, kids here and I don't want them to hear that.
PATTY: Whatever, just leave us alone.
AWSTEN joins GEOFF in their bedroom.
AWSTEN: Those dummies are here.
GEOFF: I heard you talking.
AWSTEN admires Geoff in his costume.
AWSTEN: You look oddly sexy.
GEOFF: Oh?
AWSTEN: Yes. [kisses him] You're so handsome.
GEOFF: I was gonna say no you but you're not handsome, you're cute.
AWSTEN: I'm not handsome?
GEOFF: Why do you point out the bad thing all the fucking time?
AWSTEN: I'm insecure, you know that.
GEOFF: You're insecure? Imagine being me, finding out your boyfriend was flirting with your bandmate behind your back.
AWSTEN: Don't bring that up, babe, you already know I feel really bad.
GEOFF: I'm sorry. [kisses his fiancé's forehead] Put on your costume, baby boy.
AWSTEN: Baby boy, huh?
GEOFF: Yeah.
AWSTEN: I guess we're both horny?
GEOFF: Yeah.
AWSTEN: Maybe later I can blow my Prince Charming, how about it?
GEOFF: [holds AWSTEN's chin with two fingers] And my little twink for a prince can swallow all of my cum.
AWSTEN: Hell yeah.
-- later --
SYDNEY: Daaad, I'm ready to go!
JUDI: Yeah Aws, what's taking so long?
AWSTEN: [from the bedroom] I'm freshening up!
PATTY: He's probably spraying every single spot of his body with obnoxious perfume.
JUDI: First of all, he uses body spray and second, it's probably just to please Geoff.
HOLLY: My sister does that all the time but it's only because she truly loves her boyfriend.
JUDI: [to PATTY] Point proven.
PATTY: [to GEOFF] Aren't Otto and Jawn coming over soon?
GEOFF: They're meeting us at the restaurant.
PATTY: Oh, okay.
JUDI: I can't wait to meet Otto.
GEOFF: Well you could've if Awsten wasn't being a bitch and decided to postpone the get together indefinitely.
JUDI: He's so stupid.
GEOFF: He is, but I love his dumbass. Oh, here he comes.
AWSTEN: Hey y'all!
JUDI: Hey skank.
AWSTEN: I'm not a skank!
PATTY: You kind of are.
AWSTEN shoots PATTY with a finger gun.
JUDI: No! You killed my husband!
AWSTEN: Good. He's dumb.
JUDI: But our children...
PATTY: Are amazing. I love them. [touches her belly]
GEOFF: Alright, but we gotta go soon.
JUDI: Okie dokie.
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Them + Jawn and Otto and the kids at a restaurant.
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justusbaby.mp3 YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE
luckyishpeople i love Sydney's outfit skkmsksk
awstenknight i look so bad in this picture 😭
geoffscamera w h o wrote the caption
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i brought back an og account in this fic and now im crying
geoffscamera is so iconic
~ryan
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While trick or treating.
AWSTEN: [to GEOFF] How many streams are we at?
GEOFF: Nine hundred thousand.
JAWN: You guys never had a song become this successful the day of release.
GEOFF: We have more fans now.
AWSTEN: Plus, it is a change of pace from our other stuff. I mean I'm not actually singing for once, so you know.
JUDI: Yeah, we have my daddy's sexy voice in the song.
Everyone looks at her.
JUDI: What?
GEOFF: I forget about that.
OTTO: Why is this being so openly discussed?
PATTY: The daddy thing?
OTTO: Yeah.
AWSTEN: Calm down, it's nonsexual.
OTTO: Ohhh.
JUDI: Sex is very nice though.
PATTY: Agreed.
JAWN: Indeed it is. [points to OTTO] This man makes it feels like the first time every time.
AWSTEN: Funny you say that because I lost my virginity to him.
GEOFF: Yeah, and I suffered for it.
AWSTEN: Well I'm so sorry you didn't make a move before that!
GEOFF: You blew me! I thought that would mean you'd stick to me for sex but it turned out you were a whole ass hoe.
OTTO: We had sex one time.
AWSTEN: And I was ridiculed by your boyfriend because I was stupid and didn't talk to Geoff about us before he got a boyfriend.
GEOFF: Dominic was a piece of shit.
AWSTEN: He was.
GEOFF: He had a sweet dog though, I wonder what happened to her.
AWSTEN: Honestly, they probably took her and killed her.
[PATTY: What the fuck?]
GEOFF: Probably.
JAWN: Sometimes I wish I could go back to that tour.
AWSTEN: Me fucking too.
GEOFF: [laughs] I don't.
JUDI: That tour treated you like crap.
GEOFF: It really did. Oh my god, Judi was still just a fan then.
JUDI: You called me up just to complain about Awsten when you got back, remember? You were in the kitchen. You spilled everything you felt for Aws to me and you were like, "Shh, don't tell anyone!" as if we were schoolgirls discussing their crushes.
GEOFF: I mean, you were still in school at the time.
JUDI: Oh jeez, I was.
PATTY: [to JUDI] Sometimes I forget how young you are.
JUDI: So are you!
PATTY: Yeah but the first digit of your age is still a one...
JUDI: Whatever. It's not like it's an inappropriate age difference.
AWSTEN: Don't make me say it again-
GEOFF slaps AWSTEN across the shoulder. AWSTEN turns around to argue, but instead notices something. A man appearing much to be like the other man with Judi's rapist that night, is clearly following them.
AWSTEN: Where are the girls?
JAWN: They're two houses down, w-
GEOFF: Go get them. Please. [to JUDI] Don't look behind you.
JUDI: What's wrong?
GEOFF: Patty! [gets his attention] Look. [motions to show something behind himself]
PATTY: Oh shit.. I'll call the police.
GEOFF: No, don't. It'll only antagonize him. We need to get back to the car right now.
JUDI: What's going on?
PATTY: Don't worry, okay? For me?
JUDI: [holds her stomach] Are we going to be okay?
The men both look at each other, realizing what they have to protect her and the babies from.
PATTY: [to JUDI] Come on, just come with us.
JUDI: [pulls away from them] I want to know what's going on!
She turns around, discovering something she wishes she hadn't. JUDI falls into GEOFF, trying to hide her face as she bawls. Her babies are completely unprotected from a man who she knows for a fact is insane.
PATTY: Just keep walking, okay? We're gonna go back to the car.
JUDI: Okay.
The group makes it back to the car safely.
GEOFF: Are y'all okay?
PATTY: Are you serious? She's literally panicking right now!
JUDI: [crying] Patty, please.
PATTY: He's such an insensitive asshole!
JUDI: It's not his fault.
PATTY: I don't care! He's fucking dumb! He couldn't even put two and two together to know what was so fucking obvious about Aw-
JAWN: Patty, stop.
PATTY: The new song is about Awsten! Let him figure out that much!