I Love You Dickhead {Billie E...

By ZzzTheWriter

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NEW BILLIE EILISH BOOK
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Me- why would u send me that video djdfjkdo

Billie🤙💅👽- to give u something to think about 😏

Me- oh im thinking alright 😩

Billie🤙💅👽- i bet 💅

Me- THOSE POOR ANIMALS!! WHY DID THEY HuRT THEM?? I THOUGHT THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO LIKE KILL THEM PAINLESSLY 😭😭😭😭😭

Billie🤙💅👽- that's what they want u to think bub

Me- Fuck it Imma be a pescatarian 😤

Billie🤙💅👽- fish are animals too ya know

Me- okay well i need some sort of protein in my diet considering i haven't eaten any pussy in forever 🤣

Me- and we all know pussy is protein-packed 💁‍♀️

Billie🤙💅👽- bro what 🤣🤣🤣

Billie🤙💅👽- first of all you're gay?

Me- I am not just gay, i am THE gay  🧚‍♀️

Billie🤙💅👽- I-

Me- 🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️

Billie🤙💅👽- righttttt

Me- lmfao 😂

Me- what about u superstar? U about that protein life?

Billie🤙💅👽- uhhhhhhh

Billie🤙💅👽- the way u phrased that makes me uncomfortable 😶

Billie🤙💅👽- protein life?? In what world does pussy even contain protein??? It's not fucking chicken wtf 😂😂

Me- 🤷‍♀️

Billie🤙💅👽- and to answer your question, I'm straight I like penis but... I'm down to experiment one day

Me- "AND TODAY ON CELEBRITIES GONE WILD, BILLIE EILISH IS CAUGHT THROWING THAT ASS BACK ON KYLIE JENNER!!!"

Billie🤙💅👽- Wtf  😂

Billie🤙💅👽- she wouldn't even be my type

Billie🤙💅👽- Sabrina Claudio, however, can like get it 🤪

Me- And I oop-

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