Her|Him
July 12, Thursday
"Hello and thank you for calling Made For You! Where our special treats are designed by you! How may I help you?"
"Angel, you're back!"
"Yeah. Vic mentioned you calling about me."
"Is that the girl I was forced to talk to? These past three day have been so boring without you. I called every day!"
"Yeah I know. Vic won't stop teasing me about it. What did you say to her?"
"Who can remember? What's she saying?"
"Nothing that you need to know about."
"But I'm involved aren't I?"
"Not everything revolves around you."
"Last time I checked, yes everything does. I am a gift to this world."
"Not the words I would use."
"What words would you say? Because if it's blessing then that also works."
"Such arrogance. It's a surprise that no one's killed you yet."
"Excuse me? It's called knowing your worth and then add tax."
"Hmm. I think your math is off."
"You're just jealous. You wish you could be this awesome!"
"Yeah, I'm so jealous. In fact, I think I'm going to hang up because I'm so jealous."
*End of call*
"Wait was that sarcasm?"