Ja'lynn
I groaned as my phone rung again. I was trying to listen to my music as i did my hair. I checked my phone seeing Fav Dark Uncle🤣💕 across my screen. I knew it was Uncle Dede. His name is that because I have two favorite uncles, him and Stunna.
"Wassup?" I answered.
"Yo' ass a nigga" he said.
"No I'm not" i laughed.
"Where you finna go?" He asked.
"Nowhere, I just wanted to take pictures" i admitted.
"I'm outside" he said.
I laughed.
"Ok, I'm coming" i said before hanging up.
I finished my baby hair before going outside. Uncle Dede was playing basketball against the little white boy that lives next door.
"I bet you can't do this Chad" he said.
"Give that boy his ball back" i laughed.
"Mmcht, here" he said passing the boy his ball back.
"I missed you" i said hugging him.
I was definitely a daddy's girl, pawpaw's girl, Uncle's girl, and sometimes I liked Jakobi.
"I missed you too. Where yo' lil dead mama?" he asked.
I mugged him.
"Stop it, but she's gone. Her and Tete Liyah went somewhere" i said.
"You tryna smoke?" he asked pulling out a blunt.
"Yessir" i said as we walked to the backyard.
"Can you take my picture?" I asked.
"Hell nah, look what you got on" he said.
"They're biker shorts!" I said.
"You don't got no damn bike" he said.
"Pleaseee, my favorite uncle" i said.
"Oh now I'm your fav, but when you around that felon it's a different story" he said.
"Get off my Uncle Stunna" i laughed.
"Y'all both my favorite" i said.
"Ain't enough room for the both of us" he said.
"Yes it is" i said before posing.
"My niece looking like a little thot" he said shaking his head.
"Uh uh, don't do me" i said as he gave my phone back.
hotgirljay: Got more milkshake than Kelis. Ain't met a nigga who can handle me 🥵
@daveeast: Pawpaw baby out here looking like a thot
@therealkylesister: PERIOD! fuck a hater^🤣
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I rolled my eyes getting off Instagram.
"Really, you right next to me" i said to Dede.
"How long you and midnight been fucking 'round?" he asked.
"I do not fuck with that man" i said.
"Girl i knew when yo' mama was messing with Jon, and it's like history repeating itself. This Jon karma" he laughed.
"Chillout" i laughed.
"But really i don't mess with him.. I did but we just don't work out" i admitted.
"I knew it. Jon gone kill that boy" he said shaking his head.
"No he's not because Jon ain't gone find out" i said.
"Why you looking at me? I'm not a snitch" he said.
"You told on me when i went to my first party. You told on me when i got asked to prom. You told on me when i got my first kiss in the park!" I said.
"First of all, I thought he knew all that shit and secondly you was 7 years old. Yo' fast ass had no business kissing that girl" he said.
"She kissed me! I got a whooping for that shit" i said.
"Jon said he wasn't raising no dyke" Unc laughed.
"Akiki, i wasn't a dyke" i mugged him.
"You right, a stud" he said pushing me as he laugh.
"This why Uncle Stunna finna be my favorite" i said.
He stopped laughing.
"Good, you can bail his ass outta jail next time 'cause I'm tired of getting them 4 am calls with Jon" he said.
"You done made a couple of them 4 am calls too" i said hitting the blunt.
"Yeah because i got locked up with his dumbass" he said.
"What y'all do?" I asked.
"I don't even know. It's been so many times i done memorized yo' daddy number" he said.
I shook my head.
"One time it was for suspicion of possession. They couldn't find the weed for shit. Buddy was pissed so he took us to the station" he said.
"Y'all must've threw it out" i said.
"Hell nah i ate that shit" he said.
"How much?" I laughed.
"On god i ate the rest of the zip, it was about 3.5 left in there. I went to the station high as hell" he said.
"Oh my God, why Stunna ain't eat none?" I asked.
"He was eating them fuckin' percs. Nigga had to eat like 7 of 'em. I still think he OD'ed in the station. No cap he died for 3 minutes.. Nigga was leaning on me not breathing at all. I did the finger trick under this nose, and i ain't feel shit" he said.
"Stop playing" i said.
"On god I can't make this shit up niece" he said.
"Can't make what up?" Dad asked coming in the backyard.
"You and Trey gotta stop that shit" Dede said holding his chest.
I laughed because i knew he was high. I was high too.
"Always smoking my fuckin' daughter out" dad said.
"This my daughter too when you ain't around" Dede said.
"Period" i laughed.
"Then you better start asking him for money instead of me" dad said.
"Ima ask both of y'all" i said.
"That's that city girl shit. I will not fall victim to my niece" Dede said.
I laughed.
"Did you just snatch my blunt?" Dede asked.
"Nigga this my backyard" dad said.
"I'll beat yo' ass again" Dede said.
"Wait what?" I asked.
"Yeah you ain't tell her how i beat yo' ass back in the day, huh?" Dede asked.
"I ain't wanna slap you 'cause you was my homeboy" dad said.
"Mmcht, nigga please. I was two piecing yo' ass up. I ain't give you the chance to slap me" Dede said.
"On god i could've did you dirty if we wasn't cool" dad said.
"Bet, I want a rematch bitch" Dede said.
"Niggas smoke and turn into Mayweather" dad said making me laugh.
"Slap me" Dede said.
"Uh uh, Unc" i said.
"Gone with that shit, Desmond" dad said.
I died laughing.
"I should beat yo' ass for that" Dede said.
"But you ain't" dad said lighting another blunt.
"Man i am high" he said.
"You got that from Kobi?" dad asked.
"Nah, midnight ass. His shit pressure" Dede admitted.
"It was aight" dad said.
"Nigga hating 'cause-" Dede started.
"Y'all heard that?" I asked.
"Heard what?" Dede asked.
"Whew that's just my heartbeat" i sighed.
"Take yo' ass inside" dad said.
"Don't gotta tell me twice" i said going inside.
"Where you was?" Kobi asked.
"Backyard with Uncle Dede, dad out there now" i said.
"I just ordered some take out. I got you some fried wings" he said.
"Awww and some red sweet & sour sauce?" I asked.
"Yeah nigga" he said.
"You so good to me" i smiled.
He ignored me as I followed him into the living room.
"Let's watch a movie" i said.
"What you wanna watch?" he asked.
"A Thin Line Between Love and Hate" i answered.
He nodded as he put Netflix on. Someone knocked at the door and Kobi got up. I watched as he went to the door and opened it.
"Wassup fool" Kobi said.
"Not shit, we still going out tonight?" Black asked walking in.
"Nigga i said at 11 it's 7" Kobi laughed.
"Nigga i was bored" Black said.
When they came in the living room Black acknowledged me.
"Wassup Jay" he said.
I just waved because I honestly felt too high to speak.
"What y'all watching?" Black asked.
"Thin Line" Kobi answered.
I laughed at how he shortened it. Black looked at me.
"You high?" Black asked.
"Little bit" i answered.
Someone knocked at the door again and Kobi got up.
"That better be the fucking Waitr" he said.
I looked at Black, finally noticing how good he looked.
"You must be on yo' thot shit tonight" i said.
"Ima thot, get me lit" he laughed quoting Pop Smoke.
"You ain't shit" i said.
"I was bullshitting, don't even start all that" he said.
"No you wasn't, but it's cool. 'Cause a nigga gone do him and ima do me right with him" i said.
"On hood stop playing with me, Jay" he said.
"On hood I'm just getting started" i said.
Just as he was about to say something Kobi came in with the food.
I smiled as I did a little dance in my seat. Kobi shook his head.
"Mosquitoes so disrespectful, motherfucka gone bite me on my eye lid. What kind of shit is that" Dede said coming in with dad right behind him.
"Nigga my ankles is bit up" dad said.
"Fuck them little ass ankles. Look at my eye lid" Dede said.
"Bitch fuck yo' eye lid" dad said.
"I ain't gone be too many more bitches" Dede said.
"Bitch please" dad said making me laugh.
That's when they realized we were in the living room.
"Nigga do you ever be at home?" Dad asked Black.
"Yeah when i know it's time to go to sleep" Black said.
"Nigga now you know you sleep at them hoes' houses" Kobi laughed.
I laughed too. Black looked at me.
"Jon shut yo' ass up. We used to want you to go home too but you didn't" Dede said.
"We ain't talking 'bout me though" dad said.
"You sure? 'Cause this feel like deja vu" Dede laughed.
"Ain't no deja vu, ain't none of that" dad said.
"Black you like my niece?" Dede asked making me choke on my chicken.
"I mean-" he started.
"Ok, i can't even enjoy my chicken.. Y'all literally harass this man about me everytime y'all see him and it's getting embarrassing. He don't like me, period" i said.
"Period huh" dad asked.
"I know for a fact they ain't fucking around" Kobi said.
My poor brother.
"You know what? Trey said the same shit when y'all daddy-" Uncle Dede started.
"Desmond get the fuck out my house. Take yo lighter and get out" dad said handing him the lighter.
"Jay, you wanna watch a movie?" Dad asked.
"Um, I'm kinda already finna watch one" i said.
"Hm" he said looking at Black before going to his room.
"Gimme a piece" Black said.
"Boy fuck you" i said.
"Don't start y'all shit. Y'all argue more than we do" Kobi said.
If only you knew.