Messaging: Readers
elfinlia1661
OH MY CHIPS I'm so sorry for this very delayed chapter people I'm sorryyyyyy :(
If this chapter sucks, blame it on my writer's block and lack of crack );
But
WE'RE AT 1.3K READS AND RISING YEAY THANK YOU SO MUCH MUAH MUAH
Also, ATEEZ AND ONEUS'S COMEBACKS ARE COMING UP FKAHSKSJDJ I'M NOT READY Y'ALL—
☺
6.10 p.m.
Messaging: ONETEEZ BATCHES
UWUyoungS
Operation: Apologizing to Jongho is on!
mommySHw
Have y'all eaten dinner yet?
mountainSAN
That's the first thing you say?
mommySHw
Having a full stomach can help you concentrate even more on your mission—
mountainSAN
Never mind
R00DSHORTIE
How's it going there?
UWUyoungS
We are currently on the way!
Their dorm looks cool
princessmingki
No
Their dorm looks creepier than the last time I've been here...
dumbjerk
The sun hasn't even set yet it's still bright outside
It shouldn't look so scary
babyxion
How is our dorm creepy though?
GONEHAK
Maybe it's the stone head of Medusa I placed in the front of the gate
tallwoong
Wait YOU were the one who put it there?
r00dboii
Who did you think placed it there if it wasn't Geonduck
tallwoong
You
r00dboii
Me?! My taste isn't that poor
GONEHAK
Excuse me?
My taste isn't poor
babyxion
Okay stop this useless argument batches
Where are you guys? I can't see you
KANGYEOSANG
We just entered the front gate
Keonhee's here too
StrongToedOlaf
GEONDUCK WHAT THE FRICK WHY DID YOU PUT THE HEAD OF MEDUSA IN FRONT OF THE FRICKING GATE I'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE WHAT I'M SCREAMING IT'S SO TERRIFYING
GONEHAK
It's legit been there since last week how did you not notice it
StrongToedOlaf
I RARELY LEAVE THE FRICKING HOUSE
AND WHY DID YOU PIT IT THERE ANYWAY
DO YOU WANT TO SCARE AWAY GUESTS
GONEHAK
OF COURSE NOT
IT'S TO SCARE AWAY UNWANTED BATCHES
LIKE YOU
StrongToedOlaf
I LIVE HERE
GONEHAK
WELL TOO BAD
KANGYEOSANG
Stop arguing you idiots where's Jongho
babyxion
He's inside
Come on
mountainSAN
LEZZ GOOOO
princessmingki
Let's get this crap over with
UWUyoungS
WOOHOO
StrongToedOlaf
Now if you excuse me
I'm going to take that dumb Medusa head down
GONEHAK
DON'T YOU DARE
☺
6.18 p.m.
Messaging: Choi Jongho
Son Dongju
Jongho!
Jongho!
They're on their way
Choi Jongho
Great!
Do you have the speakers and strings and the knives in place?
Son Dongju
Yup
I am so exciteddd
This is going to be funny
Choi Jongho
IT IS GOING TO BE HILARIOUS
I CAN FINALLY AVENGE MY HYUNGS
*inserts evil laughter*
Son Dongju
Then you'll forgive them and go back to ONETEEZ BATCHES right?
Choi Jongho
'Course I will
I'm a part of ONETEEZ after all
But I still need to get my revenge on them hyungs
Son Dongju
Okii
And when this works out, can you help me prank my hyungs too?
Choi Jongho
Sure I will, Dongju. Sure I will
☺
6.30 p.m.
Messaging: ONETEEZ BATCHES
UWUyoungS
Where da heck is Dongju's room?
mountainSAN
We've been searching
princessmingki
For 7371917 hours
KANGYEOSANG
it hasn't even been one hour yet
Pay attention to the clock
princessmingki
IT'S CALLED A HYPERBOLE—
TeddyBearYunho
Um Geonduck hyung
Did you hang mini Medusa heads around your hallway too?
GONEHAK
MY NAME ISN'T GEONDUCK
Also, what mini Medusa heads?
mountainSAN
Wait those weren't your doing?
GONEHAK
Nope
I only hung the one in the front gate
KANGYEOSANG
So who hung the heads in the hallway?
GONEHAK
I don't know
dumbjerk
The White Banshee Witch maybe
mountainSAN
STOPDHKSJSKD WITH THEAKDFJSJBD WHITE BANSHEE WITCHFNABDJF
UWUyoungS
You're giving him bad memories again
r00dboii
It's actually called trauma—
UWUyoungS
YOU CAUSED IT YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SPEAK TO HIM NO MORE
r00dboii
TeddyBearYunho
HOLY SHIRT
babyxion
YUNHO CURSED
TeddyBearYunho
I SAID SHIRT
tallwoong
Oh hey guys I just realized that we have words to replace the f word and the b word but not the s word
UWUyoungS
What should we replace it with then
tallwoong
What about...
Shirt?
TeddyBearYunho
heY THAT'S PLAGIARISM—
KANGYEOSANG
Why can't you guys debate about the new s word later
Do you guys want to apologize to Jongho or not
princessmingki
Play mean boy calm down
*Okay
mountainSAN
plaY MEAN BOY PFFTT
princessmingki
WHY DO O AND K HAVE TO BE SO CLOSE WITH P AND L UGHHH
UWUyoungS
Have you all ever wondered why the keyboard is set in random order and not in alphabetical order?
KANGYEOSANG
I sense a Wooyoung Lesson Session coming up
UWUyoungS
WHA TIS THAT EVENN
KANGYEOSANG
A part of a book where Wooyoung randomly comes on and says random stupid facts
UWUyoungS
MY FACTS ARE NOT STUPID
tallwoong
Hi I'm Yeo Hwanwoong from ONEUS and I'm back with the Chatroom | ateez & oneus crackfic comment memes
TeddyBearYunho
I still don't understand how you got them
tallwoong
I toLD YOU I GOT THEM FROM THE COMMENTS—
R00DSHORTIE
Okay shut up y'all
I just realized how boring Yeosang's username is
So I'm going to change it
KANGYEOSANG
You better give me a good one
R00DSHORTIE changed KANGYEOSANG's name to Mean Boy
Mean Boy
This is the best you could come up with?
R00DSHORTIE
But you are a mean boy
It's no secret
UWUyoungS
He's so mean I can't believe how both of us even became friends
Mean Boy
It's so I won't look stupid when I'm standing next to you
mountainSAN
Well DDAENG—
TeddyBearYunho
WAIT WAIT
I ACTUALLY HAVE A GREAT COMMENT MEME FOR THIS
tallwoong
YOU FOUND IT DIDN'T YOU
TeddyBearYunho
YES I DID
SO MANY MEMES TO CHOOSE FROM
tallwoong
IKR
ALL THE COMMENT SECTIONS IN THIS BOOK ARE LIKE MEME SHOPS
I'M IN LOVE
UWUyoungS
WAIT A SECOND YUNHO YOU GAVE ME AN IDEA THAT'S EVEN BETTER
UWUyoungS changed Mean Boy's name to Sassy Batch
Sassy Batch
One more time you guys change my username and I'm out of here
babyxion
Where are you guys omgee Jongho's been waiting for hours for you guys to apologize
mountainSAN
Tell him to wait up because we got lost HOLY FOOK—
TeddyBearYunho
OMGEE—
Sassy Batch
Why is there a FOOKING knife sticking out of Medusa's head—
UWUyoungS
*one of the many Medusa heads
TeddyBearYunho
Wait
There are knives sticking out on all the Medusa heads
princessmingki has gone offline because he has fainted!
tallwoong
It's kinda creepy how this texting app tells you why they have gone offline
StrongToedOlaf
I know right
mountainSAN
Welp Mingi's out
But we still need to find Dongju's room so we can apolo—CRAP!
tallwoong
*shirt
mountainSAN
*SHIRT!
R00DSHORTIE
What happened
Sassy Batch
San tripped over a piece of string and all the Medusa heads fell down
They are currently chasing us down the stairs
Down the hallway
And out the dorm
R00DSHORTIE
How—
Sassy Batch
I don't know
GONEHAK
It's like we're watching a comedy show this is donwerful
dumbjerk
Donwerful?
GONEHAK
FOOK MY PUONE LAGGED
IT SWITCHED D AND W DJJSSJ
StrongToedOlaf
doNwErFuL PFTTTT
tallwoong
I once read a comment section where the same thing happened to a user with the same username with the elf person
They might be the same person but idk
TeddyBearYunho
Which comment section?
tallwoong
I think it's in a book called Coast or something
There's a comment section with like 222 comments what the shirt
It's GOLD tho
TeddyBearYunho
Bye I'm going to look for it
babyxion
NO
You still need to apologize to Jongho
He's been WAITING
GONEHAK
Yeah how can you guys not find his room it's weird
UWUyoungS
OKAY I'M SORRY WE DON'T HAVE ANY NAVIGATION SKILLS
It's hard to find Dongju's room wtheck
babyxion
Well quickly
Jongho is losing his patience
mountainSAN
Are you like, his servant now or something
babyxion
No what makes you think that
mountainSAN
Never mind
UWUyoungS
Oki then!
Operation: Apologizing to Jongho; Take Two is on!
Sassy Batch
This sucks
TeddyBearYunho
Stop pouting. The sooner we get this done the better
Sassy Batch
Ugh
UWUyoungS
Guys I forgot the way
babyxion
Oh my goodness gracious how long do you need to get to my room?
TeddyBearYunho
You guys need to learn how to make a map of your own dorm
babyxion
No wonder Jongho got sick of you five...
GONEHAK
Speaking of five what happened to the other one?
r00dboii
What other one?
Yeosang?
@Sassy Batch I didn't forget you this time
Sassy Batch
Oh yay
tallwoong
Why do I sense sarcasm
UWUyoungS
Because she is sarcastic
mountainSAN
sHE
GONEHAK
sHe
StrongToedOlaf
ShE
UWUyoungS
OMGEE OMGEE I MEANT HE I MEANT HE DHAKHDSKHD
Sassy Batch
X Q Z ME I AM A BOY AND HAS BEEN THAT WAY SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME
UWUyoungS
I'M SORRY
TeddyBearYunho
tallwoong
Yunho if you keep using them they won't be that interesting anymore
TeddyBearYunho
I'm sorry I just can't help myself
So many of these comment memes match our current coversation sksksksk
UWUyoungS
HOLY CRAP THERE'S A BODY LYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY
mountainSAN
OMGEE OMGEE OMGEE
TeddyBearYunho
SCRAM Y'ALL
Sassy Batch
RUN—
Wait that's Mingi
You idiots
princessmingki has come to!
princessmingki
What has happened since I was gone
UWUyoungS
How did you not get run over by those Medusa heads with knives?
princessmingki
WHAT !??!?!?!?
princessmingki is getting ready to fa—
TeddyBearYunho
Nope
Nu-uh
Not happening again
princessmingki
Let me faint I don't wanna do this anymore
Sassy Batch
Well too bad!
We need to apologize right now to Jongho and make sure we don't get run over by stone heads with knives sticking out
babyxion
WHY ARE YOU GUYS TAKING SO LONG—
mountainSAN
Hey I think I found your bedroom!
babyxion
You sure?
What does the door look like?
mountainSAN
Well it is brown and it has strange thorns and torn posters sticking out of it
babyxion
...
Yes that's my door
mountainSAN
Okay let's go i— AHAHGDHDHDHDHDHSHDJDHFJFKSHAKDHDKFJ
TeddyBearYunho
HOLY FOOKING SHIRT
Sassy Batch
WHAT THE FRICK IS THAT
UWUyoungS
YOOOOO WHAT THE HECK IS THAT
princessmingki is getting ready to faint once m—
TeddyBearYunho
No you're not!
mountainSAN
I-is th-that the s-statue of the W-White Banshee—
TeddyBearYunho
DON'T SAY HER NAME
FOR SHE IS CURSED
Sassy Batch
I was about to start singing Say My Name but right now it probably doesn't seem like the best idea
UWUyoungS
For once you're being nice and thinking about others
Sassy Batch
Hmph
princessmingki
Where's Dongju and Jongho then
TeddyBearYunho
Dongju's still online
DONGJU
XION
HEY
WHERE ARE YOU
I ONLY SEE A WHITE STATUE
babyxion has gone offline!
TeddyBearYunho
Dang it
Where's everyone else?
princessmingki
Apparently they all have gone offline after...
Y'all found my dead body??
UWUyoungS
Yeah we thought you were dead
But are we seriously the only ones left???
dumbjerk
Hi
UWUyoungS
SEOHO HYUNG HAIIII
dumbjerk
Okay bye
dumbjerk has gone offline!
UWUyoungS
DANG YOU
TeddyBearYunho
Guys they're probably just hiding behind the statue
I'm going in
Sassy Batch
NO DON'T YOU DARE
TeddyBearYunho
OUCH I TRIPPED OVER SOMETHING
Sassy Batch
Idiot
mountainSAN
W-wait a s-second...
S-something's sounding on the speakers...
princessmingki
OMGEE
UWUyoungS
AGH
TeddyBearYunho
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
Sassy Batch
MY EARS—
mountainSAN has gone offline to faint!
TeddyBearYunho
San not now!
princessmingki
Well he's out already so yeay
TeddyBearYunho
YEAY????
princessmingki
OOPS I DIDN'T MEAN TO TYPE THAT
UWUyoungS
YEAH RIGHT—
tallwoong
I have returned from my extremely short beauty nap
what's up batches
TeddyBearYunho
HELP
THE WHITE BANSHEE WITCH SONG IS PLAYING ON THE SPEAKERS
tallwoong
WHAT ?!
KILL THE SPEAKERS THEN
UWUyoungS
LET'S KILL THIS L—
Sassy Batch
NOT NOW WOOYOUNG
princessmingki
HOW DO WE FOOKIN DO THAT
StrongToedOlaf
I have returned
tallwoong
Find the source and use a knife to cut off it's connection from the gadget playing the song
Or just kill the speakers
StrongToedOlaf
OMGEE WHAT WERE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT
TeddyBearYunho
LONG STORY SHORT
WE FOUND DONGJU'S ROOM
BUT THEN WHEN WE WENT INSIDE WE SAW A STATUE REPLICATING THE WHITE BANSHEE WITCH
AND THEN THE WHITE BANSHEE WITCH SONG PLAYED ON THE SPEAKERS AFTER I TRIPPED OVER A STRING
StrongToedOlaf
Why are you typing in all caps don't you know it's harder to read things that way
TeddyBearYunho
Oops sorry
StrongToedOlaf
Nah it's okay
I understand now
Also I agree with Hwanwoong
tallwoong
For once—
StrongToedOlaf
Cut off the connection to the speakers
But not with a knife
Find the gadget
And disable it
Through settings
UWUyoungS
Okay I'm going in to look for the gadget
princessmingki
Good luck!
TeddyBearYunho
Don't die!
Sassy Batch
He means please die
TeddyBearYunho
NO
UWUyoungS
WAIT GUYS
Y'ALL ARE COMING WITH ME
Sassy Batch
NO
WE ARE NOT RISKING OUR LIVES JYST BECAUSE OF A CURSED SONG
UWUyoungS
HOW THE FOOK ARE WE EVEN FRIENDS
tallwoong
I see Yunho typing
This is when I say YUNHO DON'T USE THE COMMENT MEMES
TeddyBearYunho
);
UWUyoungS
Okay I have entered Dongju's room
Also known as hell
Anyways
I can't find the source
TeddyBearYunho
Maybe Dongju and Jongho hid it somewhere—
Wait
Did the statue just move on it's own?
princessmingki
OMGEE IT DID
WAIT
IT IS MOVING
Sassy Batch
IT'S MOVING
IT'S FOOKING MOVING
UWUyoungS
i still can't find the gadget...
TeddyBearYunho
IT'S MOVING
IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US
UWUyoungS
Ooh I found Jongho's phone!
It's covered in white paint—
Sassy Batch
RUN
RUN
RUN
princessmingki
YUNHO WHY YOU TAKING SAN LEAVE HIM BEHIND
TeddyBearYunho
I AM NOT THAT CRUEL
UWUyoungS
WELP I guessed his password wrong...
tallwoong
HOW IS THE STATUE MOVING ON IT'S OWN
Sassy Batch
LIKE WE HAVE ANY IDEA—
princessmingki
HWANWOONG CAN WE EVAC INTO YOUR ROOM
tallwoong
IN YOUR DREAMS
princessmingki
YOU'RE SO MEAN
UWUyoungS
YES I GUESSED HIS PASSWORD RIGHT
I KNOW JONGHO'S PASSWORD Y'ALL
Sassy Batch
JUNG FRCKING YOUNG CAN'T YOU SEE WE' RE KINDA BUSY RIGHT NOWW DJAHSKSJ
UWUyoungS
Settings...
Bluetooth...
Ah, here it is!
There, I disabled the song!
princessmingki
UNFORTUNATELY THAT AIN'T OUR PRIORITY ANYMORE MR JUNG
WE ARE BEING CHASED BY A WHITE MONSTER
mountainSAN has come to!
mountainSAN
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BEING RACIST
Sassy Batch
And he's back
StrongToedOlaf
Quick guys hide here in my room
TeddyBearYunho
Yayyyy Keonhee's taking us in
He's so kind
princessmingki
Unlike a certain person *cough cough* Hwanwoong *cough cough*
tallwoong
Um I can CLEARLY see that you're talking about me—
StrongToedOlaf
HOLY FREAKING CRAP WHAT IS THAT THINGN
TeddyBearYunho
I DON'T MNOW
NOW LOCK THE DOOR
LOCK LOCK
StrongToedOlaf
Okay it's locked
Y'all are safe here
mountainSAN
Whew!
StrongToedOlaf
Nobody leave this room until we are sure that the strange white creature has gone
GONEHAK
What's that white thing in front of your door, Keonhee?
StrongToedOlaf
OH DANG
GEONHAK HYUNG GET OUT OF THERE
TeddyBearYunho
RUN
GONEHAK
It's walking...
mountainSAN
RUN, HYUNG!
GONEHAK
ARGHHH
UWUyoungS
Sheesh Dongju's room's like a maze I got lost for a second
TeddyBearYunho
HOLY CRAP WOOYOUNG HOW CAN YOU ACT SO CASUALLY IN THIS SITUATION
Sassy Batch
He's not even in this situation batch
His mind belongs in a different world
GONEHAK
GUYS HELP
THE WHITE MONSTER HAS CAUGHT ME
AND IS DANGLING ME OFF THE BALCONY
tallwoong
Nobody cares
TeddyBearYunho
SHORTWOONG
THAT'S JUST MEAN
BE NICE TO YOUR HYUNG
tallwoong
BUT I'M YOUR HYUNG TOO
SO WHY YOU INSULT MY HEIGHT
TeddyBearYunho
IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU WERE BORN SHORT
mountainSAN
Stop arguing and please help us make a plan that can help us save Geonhak from the monster
tallwoong
How about no?
mountainSAN
Not an option we're helping him
tallwoong
Ugh fine
StrongToedOlaf
So how are we supposed to do this?
princessmingki
Easy
Carry Keonhee's huge bed
Throw it at the monster so it drops Geonhak
And there we go
Sassy Batch
First
That's a very stupid idea because
Second
Keonhee's bed is way too heavy for us to lift
And third
The monster will drop Geonhak off the balcony
princessmingki
Welp okay
New plan
UWUyoungS
Okay guys I've got my eyes on the monster
mountainSAN
Wait how?
Sassy Batch
Unlike you coward, Wooyoung is out there doing heroic stuff
mountainSAN
But aren't you inside too?
Sassy Batch
StrongToedOlaf
Did Yeosang just get roasted by San??
TeddyBearYunho
Apparently
mommySHw
I have awakened from my beauty nap
What's up, batches
tallwoong
PLAGIARISM
princessmingki
The ceiling
mommySHw
...
True tho
Anyways what's happening
tallwoong
Are you seriously going to ignore the fact that you plagiarized my words
mommySHw
It's not my fault that we both had beauty naps
UWUyoungS
We are currently working together to save Kim Geonhak or Leedo from ONEUS from a strange white statue monster that looks like the W**** B****** W****
mommySHw
What's that?
UWUyoungS
The three forbidden words that will make San go crazy
mommySHw
Oh okay
Wait who exactly are working together?
mountainSAN
Me, Wooyoung, Mingi, Yunho, Yeosang, Keonhee, and... Hwanwoong?
Sassy Batch
Hwanwoong is a lazybutt so he isn't included in the list
He is very lazy to do these things
tallwoong
DON'T INSULT MY BUTT
princessmingki
At least someone knows how it feels...
TeddyBearYunho
Um, I'm pretty sure the term is lazybones—
Sassy Batch
NOBODY CARES
mommySHw
Oop
Despite the fact that I'm glad that you all are working together to save a friend
I have a feeling that this will end in disaster
UWUyoungS
Yikes Seonghwa hyung be more optimistic
Let's pray that we can save Geonhak before he gets thrown off the balcony
mommySHw
THROWN OFF THE BALCONY?!?
UWUyoungS
Oops we made Mommy Seonghwa worry
mommySHw
This rescue mission WILL end up disastrous
mountainSAN
Don't be so pessimistic
Now
Let's save Geonhak!
UWUyoungS
Operation: Save Geonhak from Strange White Creature!
tallwoong
So what are we doing
UWUyoungS
I'm spying on the monster right now and—wait is that an ankle?
TeddyBearYunho
Ankle?
Wait a sec—
tallwoong
I'm curious to see what the creature looks like—
HOLY SHIRT
TeddyBearYunho
Wait a second guys
What if Jongho and Dongju are hiding under that thing?
UWUyoungS
But that creature looks too tall to be those two
Like, twice as tall
TeddyBearYunho
But what if Dongju is sitting on Jongho's shoulders or something—
Sassy Batch
Nobody cares about your stupid theories Yunho
TeddyBearYunho
Y'all really haven't considered that possibility?
Sassy Batch
Jongho and Dongju aren't that tall
TeddyBearYunho
One of them could be sitting on the other's shoulder—
UWUyoungS
Okay here's the plan
Hwanwoong hyung come here and help me distract the monster
People in Keonhee hyung's room, take this chance to run down the stairs and place the trampoline under the balcony, to prevent Geonduck hyung from falling and breaking a bone
tallwoong
How do you know that we have a trampoline?
UWUyoungS
Yeosang told me
Anyways Hwanwoong let's go distract the monster
tallwoong
UGH why me???
UWUyoungS
Because you're the only other one who's online rn that isn't in Keonhee's room
mommySHw
So what about me?
UWUyoungS
You're the audience hyung
Okay, Operation: Distract the Monster is on!
Sassy Batch
...
Y'all are seeing that too right
mountainSAN
Yep
princessmingki
Welp
StrongToedOlaf
What the heck
mommySHw
What's wrong?
Sassy Batch
Hwanwoong hyung and Wooyoung being idiots
mommySHw
What did they do now?
TeddyBearYunho
*what are they doing now?
Well they're dancing in front of the monster
mommySHw
Wait what???
mountainSAN
Yes, dancing
But you got to admit, their dancing is really cool
princessmingki
Okay okay let's go
Where's the trampoline
StrongToedOlaf
Under the stairs
Sassy Batch
Keonhee why are you hiding under the bed
StrongToedOlaf
I'M SCARED OKAY
TeddyBearYunho
Have I mentioned that there are ghosts hiding under the bed?
StrongToedOlaf
AGHHHHHHHHH
Sassy Batch
Okay...
mountainSAN
OMGEE THIS THING WEIGHS LIKE FIVE HUNDRED TONS
princessmingki
You're exaggerating, San
mountainSAN
That's cause you have like, super strength
UWUyoungS
GUYS SPEED UP WITH THE TRAMPOLINE BECAUSE WITH EVERY SECOND PASSING OF ME AND HWANWOONG DANCING, WE ARE GETTING MANY MORE TIRED AND THE MONSTER IS LOWERING GEONHAK EVEN MORE
TeddyBearYunho
I think you have a grammar mistake—
UWUyoungS
NOT RELEVANT RIGHT NOW
Sassy Batch
KEONHEE STOP BEING A LAZYBUTT AND HELP
StrongToedOlaf
I'M COMING I'M COMING
SHEESH
TeddyBearYunho
I see Geonduck
Goodness he's going to fall any second
GONEHAK
STOP CALLING ME GEONDUCK
mountainSAN
Okay Wooyoung and Hwanwoong you can stop dancing now
GONEHAK
AGHGHGHGHGSKDJFDKJH THAT DOESN'T MEANDKFJDS YOU CAN JUSTHLASK DROP ME OFF THE BALCONYSFJSA
mommySHw
Actually I think this mission is actually much more successful than I imagined
tallwoong
Well what did you expect us we were going to do?
Set Goneduck on fire?
GONEHAK
Stop using the word gone and duck on my name
UWUyoungS
N E WAYZ Imma unmask the monster now
tallwoong
NO DON'T DO IT IT'S GOING TO MURDER YOU
UWUyoungS
I HAVE UNMASKED IT—
Jongho and Dongju?!
babyxion added applebreaker
babyxion
THIS WAS AN AMAZING PRANK LOL
applebreaker
Not one of my best pranks, but I guess it was okay
mountainSAN
THAT WAS A PRANK?!
THAT WAS A PRANK?!?
WE ALMOST DIED—
princessmingki
Okay, that was an exaggeration—
mountainSAN
STILL DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SCARE ME WITH THAT ONE FREAKING THING I'M TRAUMATIZED ABOUT
applebreaker
it's called revenge, hyung
TeddyBearYunho
I TOLD YOU THE MAKNAES WERE HIDING UNDER THERE—
mountainSAN
YOU'RE SO KDHFAKSJD MEAN
mommySHw
Welp that was a plot twist
UWUyoungS
Okay so since you got your revenge
Have you forgiven us, Jongho?
applebreaker
I didn't hear a sorry
UWUyoungS
OKAY FINE
Sorry
princessmingki
Sorreh
TeddyBearYunho
Apologies
Sassy Batch
Sorry not sorry
UWUyoungS
YEOSANG
Sassy Batch
OKAY SORRY
babyxion
San?
mountainSAN
Okay fine
Sorry
applebreaker
Okay, I forgive you all
Now I got to go to the airport for my vacation
Bye batches
StrongToedOlaf
Wait Dongju why are you following Jongho out the gate
With your luggage
babyxion
Didn't I tell you yesterday?
I'm going with his family
GONEHAK
WHAT?!
tallwoong
YOU DIDN'T TELL US
StrongToedOlaf
I'M REPORTING
@dumbjerk!
dumbjerk
What
StrongToedOlaf
DONGJU IS GOING ON VACATION WITH JONGHO AND HE DIDN'T TELL US
dumbjerk
He did, remember?
tallwoong
Wait he did?
babyxion
YEAH I DID
Ugh Jongho help my hyungs are developing dementia at their 20s
GONEHAK
Well SORRY for not hearing you properly
Sassy Batch
Now that we're done apologizing
Can we go home now
mountainSAN
Yes let's go!
mountainSAN has gone offline!
Sassy Batch has gone offline!
princessmingki has gone offline!
TeddyBearYunho has gone offline!
UWUyoungS has gone offline!
mommySHw
Now that the drama is over, I'm gonna leave—
R00DSHORTIE
SUP BATCHES
tallwoong
Too late, Hongjoong
The chapter's ended
R00DSHORTIE
Ddaeng